December 20, 2005
The town is called Henley-on-Thames, and when we arrived it was a typical misty, murky English winter evening, all moody and men screaming on the moors for the woman that is way out of their league. I love this weather, and Angus' pictures make me want to curl up on the couch in front of a fire with a bottle of wine.
When we arrived, we immediately raced for the bathroom. Not because I had had too many Mountain Dews or because Angus had an issue with breaking the seal, but because Hotel Du Vins have the aforementioned World's Greatest Showers Ever. The shower head is the size of my dream pizza. It is like being under a waterfall, only without the tropical island or fears of something creepy being in the bottom of the lagoon.
The shower didn't disappoint.
Ignore my freakish looking eyebrows.
We showered, shagged, and got dressed up for dinner. I had bought a beautiful necklace from Paris, one that looked as though it was made of flowers, and had been waiting for just such an occasion to wear said necklace. We dressed up, and then made our way to dinner. Around the table I'd laid what the English call Christmas Crackers-these are enormous cardboard things that look like Tootsie Rolls. You pull on both ends and they made a loud popping noise (which is why some airlines ban them as they do have a tiny explosive in them), and a paper crown and a toy of some kind is inside. This means you have to spend the rest of dinner wearing a stupid fucking crepe paper crown and covet your neighbor's toy, until you get them drunk enough to exchange their flashlight on a key ring for your miniature egg timer, at which point-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-the joke is on them.
I dressed up but apparently hadn't realized that my lipstick was all wrong, and I looked like a future Buffy the Vampire Slayer target.
I told you-I'm not posh.
It was a lovely dinner despite my food phobias, and the wine flowed, the conversation flowed, and I was pleased to be away with the added bonus of it being a corporate event, so the guilt was limited. We were all on good behavior, and even exchanged gifts-I was thrilled to death with my gift when I found Peter and Jeff had gotten me a label maker. Strange gift choice I know but I fucking love those things. I had my hands on one of them at one point during the project and it was no-holds barred. Everything was labelled. People's laptops, phones, desks, walls...you name it. It all got labelled.
It has continued at home, actually. Angus now regularly hides my label maker from me, to no avail. I know those games, baby, but that label maker needs me! The printer says "Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me!" Our downstairs monitor says "Hi. My name is Bob." And that's just for starters.
Nothing is safe.
Nothing.
After dinner we had a bath together, along with a bottle of champagne, and Anugs moved the LCD TV to the doorway of the bathtub so we could watch Ann Robinson's Weakest Link, shouting the answers at the TV and cursing those that don't bank (see? We're not posh.) The shower was fantastic, but the bathtub? That's heaven.
We slept well, Angus waking me up in the morning, and as we had breakfast with Peter and his wife we all talked about how tired we were, how utterly worn out, not to mention how broke and underpaid. We hugged and wished each other well. We drove home in happy company, Angus and I in high spirits, and when we got home there was a red box in the mail. I opened it, and found to my amazement that I had been treated to a Red Letter Day. A Red Letter Day is a day off, paid for by the company, to do different activities. Some are smaller activities, like the one I received a year ago to take helicopter lessons. This was the Gold Red Letter Day, the highest one, and a voucher for any number of activities-extreme yachting, fighter jet flying with the RAF, a day at a spa, an overnight trip in London at a 5 star place, parachuting for me and 3 friends, or the one I am going to do-a trip on the Orient Express. I was shocked, and shaking the letter out of the box, I lean heavily against the kitchen counter as I find it is a thank-you gift from Dream Job for the success of the rocket riding gerbil.
That, and I get a Christmas bonus of £5000.
Santa Claus? I love you. Do you gift wrap bills due for payment?
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