I wasn't planning on posting today, but felt I had to. My honor has been insulted. I have had to call up the defenses, and I call upon you, those who ooze with anticipation at clicking on the uber-Blog that is Everyday Stranger. Blood will be running in the streets. Or at the very least, much HTML code.

Jim has accepted my challenge for map wars.

"The line must be drawn...here!"

See, I showed Jim that nifty feature called the Guest Map. What it is, is a handy little tool. You leave a message and show your geographical location, as well as a nice message. Jim, that ungrateful creature, has decided that he will beat me in the Map Wars. As if, my lovely. As if!

Now, I love Snooze Button Dreams as much as the rest of us. Not least becaue Jim has an excellent sense of humor, but he has earned much props from me as a flag waver of free speech. He has also written, what I believe, should go down in the Blog Hall of Fame, right next to my kilt picture and the Putting it Away post. But Jim has clearly been drinking directly from cows too much. Repeat after me, Jim, darling-Pasteurization. That's right. It's our friend. After all, milk from giant, clearly steroid-driven cows cannot be good for the body. Milk-does not do a body good.

So just beneath that very cute picture of me, to the left, is my guest map. You will see the saying "Make me feel loved! Go on! Sign the Guest Map!" just above a white box that says "View My Guest Map". Click on that baby and sign it. You will earn my respect and devotion, and we can beat the infidel known as Snooze Button Dreams

And as a treat (or perhaps an incentive), I will let you know some of the topics that I have been thinking of for this week:

- Putting it Away Part 2 - results are in!
- To look sideways or not to look sideways
- Continuing Adventures in Sweden Land

And should, after the passing of 7 days, I beat Jim in his Holy War of Mappism (for you are Mappist, Jim. Admit it!) then I will reveal a special little tale the week after that. No tips on it yet, but I imagine the men-folk will approve.

Bring it on!

-H.

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