September 30, 2004
It's A Nat King Cole Kind of Day
Yesterday did indeed fly by. I made my way back from London to our small and cozy house, noting how dark it was from lack of people and lack of sunlight, the rain clouds spilling outside and painting the world in mist. Walking to the kitchen, there on the refrigerator is a post-it from Mr. Y with a loving message. It touches me, and on closer inspection, I find two others in different places in the house.
What a man. Am I making you ill yet with my romantic idolatry?
I do a bit of blogging. A bit of work. Finish a book I was reading. I drink a beer and have an enormous bubble bath, courtesy of Lush (my new best friend), complete with lit candles and the window open, inviting the rain to bounce around the bathroom. After that, I get out and have my Mexican breakfast burritos (she had burritos. And she declared that they were good.)
I watched crappy Paramount TV, then around midnight I figured it was time to go to bed. I took my book and my pajama'd self upstairs, and upon pulling back the covers, I see that Mr. Y has left me a very sweet and very loving letter in the bed. I get a text from him that is sweet and heart-breaking at the same time, and I curse the inability for mobile phones to be able to let me reach my hands out and hold him and whisper in his ear how wonderful he is.
A quick round of self-relations and I heed Martha's advice-I surround myself with pillows and fall asleep, clutching one.
When I wake up this morning I see the letter Mr. Y left me in the bed proudly on display on my dresser. If I could, if it wouldn't be too hokey and make people within a 5 mile radius vomit, I would frame it with his post-it notes to that I could always have it. Love letters are, to me, the essence of it all, the center, the one thing that a person can always have.
And it made me think. Somewhere deep inside a frozen storage unit in Sweden is a cardboard box that has been lugged across two countries (and will be lugged here, shortly). It has seen some wear and tear, and it's not a box that I go into that often. Inside of the bumpy and rattly box are small ribbonned bundles, bundles that come in various sizes, bundles that come in various emotional investment.
Love letters.
They're love letters from old lovers.
And I won't throw them away.
I don't ever go in the box and open up the ribbons, I don't really feel the need to read the letters again. I think about each ribboned bundle and I remember what it was like to be with that person, what it was like to be loved like that, in that way, by that person. The box contains the detritus of every possible stretch of relationship-letters, pictures, programs, momentos, trinkets. It's not that I want any of these things, it's more like I want to be able to remember what each person and each relationship was about.
There's a few letters from Carl, hastily written on the back of book order forms, as he left them beneath my windshield wiper on my car, in the parking lot of the bookstore we worked in together. Carl and I never had a proper relationship, we never dated, but he was someone I cared about a lot. Tall, brooding, dark brown eyes and tattooes on his arm that told of a youthful past gone wrong. The last time I heard from him was on one of those book order forms on my windshield, telling me that he could stand outside the store and watch me forever, before he fled into the night, never to be seen in the book store again.
There are some cards from my first husband, a short jerky-moving Italian man with forearms like Popeye. He was never one for words, he hated reading, and his cards don't make much sense. I don't think I have opened that bundle since leaving him, but seeing as he's one of the exes that I care about the least, that I have the most to forget him for, maybe that bundle will always stay ribboned. He called me Cat Eyes. I call him a Mistake.
There are a number of love letters from a man I called the Painter. I'm not sure how he got that name, I never know how they get their names, I only know it had something to do with a girlie evening and too much wine, and unfortunately for him the name stuck. He was a weight-lifter, a chemist, and a man with whom I had nothing in common. When we had the purely unsatisfying sex he moved like a rabbit, bucked-teeth and all. Our relationship was short (not short enough) and I am not sorry when I say I hardly think about him.
One large bundle comes from Michael (weird, but that seems to be the post that Mr. Y got named in), a very tall man with thinning hair that was my boyfriend for quite a while. Michael thought everything was a wildly romantic jaunt, a moment of Renaissance to be captured forever, and his letters reflected it. He liked me best when I was sitting down, my head leaning on my hand. He liked me when I was what he wanted me to be. And I liked him before he slapped me and threw me out of the house, naked.
There are several bundles in that box, and also in that box is the Silver Box, a box which I will never let go of.
The only bundle not in that unit is the collection of letters I have from Mr. Y.
Those are here with me.
And you know, I never had his letters in the box. They've always been seperate.
So I have a box. And Mr. Y knows about it and, in fact, when the box gets here he is more than welcome to look through it. I know that he has a box as well, and his box is welcome in our home too. He has love letters from me, in fact. Long, hand-written numbers that may gracefully grow old inside of their small and neat envelopes. And even more so, he has this blog-this blog, where I lay my heart on the line and tell him and everyone who stops by here (sometimes on a daily basis) just how much he means to me.
I'm not one of those women who demand their lovers burn the evidence of past loves, I don't think throwing old lovers into a fire really rids you of them. I think people should keep the love letters, the pictures, the momentos. Keep them in a box and let them serve as a reminder of what it was like to be loved like that once upon a time, and what it's like to be loved now.
That's what my letters do.
I wonder where I can get a frame for my latest love letter.
And if you'll excuse me, Cole's "The Very Thought of You" is on my iTunes, and I need to go listen to it and miss someone.
-H.
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I have a box like that - but it's only letters from one person... there are some letters I've saved but that haven't been worthy of a box (hateful, mean ones) but that I feel I need to keep just as a reminder.
I think framing a love letter wouldn't feel right to me though, I don't want to share that with just anyone, and part of the wonderfulness of a love letter is having that experience, over and over, of opening the envelope, unfolding the letter and reading the words.
Posted by: martha at September 30, 2004 01:11 PM (5HJ2h)
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My family recently came across a letter, written at the turn of the century (conveniently dated in the bottom portion of the letter - how thoughtful of the writer) from when my great-great-great-grandfather wrote a love letter to my equally great grandmother -- My mother has now treated and framed that letter, and it is on display somewhere in the house --
and I find myself wondering, if any of the myriad letters that have been passed back and forth between my Lady and I will eventually surface? and how they will be received ...
Posted by: yaguari at September 30, 2004 01:22 PM (d18ri)
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I always date my letters/cards, and when I receive them, I always write the date on those, too.
Nice to remember exactly when, I think.
Posted by: Helen at September 30, 2004 01:51 PM (2mqzj)
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I'm well outside the5 mile radius, and I vomited. *lol*
Just kidding. Actually my eyes locked up after I read the words 'self-relations'. After my breathing slowed and my heart stopped pounding I was able to continue.
I have all of the cards & letters from the wife during our courtship, as well as from Karen. They were the only two I ever needed to save things from. I rarely look at them, but I completely understand about your wanting to keep them close.
Posted by: Easy at September 30, 2004 01:55 PM (U89mk)
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You never fail to amaze my dear with your talent for writing and bringing people in.
Really while I am sick to my stomach... and jealous... I am so overly thrilled for you that it well compensates.
Posted by: stinkerbell at September 30, 2004 02:03 PM (HhU+M)
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w0rd, breakfast burritos...
Posted by: pylorns at September 30, 2004 02:34 PM (FTYER)
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"So I have a box."
Must. Stop. Giggling.
Must. Act. Age.
Posted by: Brass at September 30, 2004 05:13 PM (6TLEO)
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I, too, have saved my love letters through the years as well as some letters from family and friends. There's just something about the written word... even if you don't often read the letters or cards, they're there as a physical reminder, ink on paper, that help us to remember where we've been and how we've gotten to where we are today.
Enjoy your next few "solo" days and savor the anticipation of seeing your lovely boy again soon!
Posted by: Eva at September 30, 2004 05:37 PM (9Jaa7)
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I DO have a box.
A box firmly in need of a star-shaped trim, in fact...
Posted by: Helen at September 30, 2004 06:44 PM (2mqzj)
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This week's topic being Love Letters. I must admit, you tell it better than I did... Your words are lovely, enticing, tangible imagery.
Love Box. *snicker*
What a sweet, sweet missing, that only having someone you love that much can cause.
Posted by: Elizabeth at September 30, 2004 07:26 PM (sCupo)
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One of my exes burned all my old love letters. She tore up every picture of a girl I kept. She scratched out every female name out of my phone book. It was miserable. I wish I still had them, to help awake the memory of them more easily. I believe that's what those letters and pictures do. They bring you back to a time and place, to a state of being. And you relive those emotions again.
Lovely post!
Posted by: Mick at September 30, 2004 09:31 PM (VhRca)
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Years ago I threw out hundreds of notes, cards, and letters from an ex... I still regret it to this day. I think it is wonderful that you have saved all those letters... oh and your Mr Y sounds fabulous.
Posted by: Jessica at October 01, 2004 03:33 AM (mfIUO)
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I have a box, letters and pictures. It's in my attic. My husband knows. He said it's my past, he is my present and future. He is not threatened by them. He realizes that those relationships are part of what shaped me into who I am as a woman. He knows its there and is fine. As it should be. And I am the same way about anything he has from past relationships.
Posted by: Boudicca at October 01, 2004 03:58 AM (OfXwr)
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I always knew that I was in a relationship that wouldn't last when the boyfriend of the moment got upset about the box of letters that I keep. I've never understood how people could be threatened like that.
Posted by: amber at October 04, 2004 02:32 PM (/ydz0)
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Through this post I dove into your archives and was shocked at what I found.
But today we're discussing love letters. And they are beautiful things. I think it's neat that you hold onto all of yours.
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September 29, 2004
Spare Time on My Hands
I'm sitting at the train station, on an empty platform. The air outside smells like Autumn-a heavy organic mix, chilly underscoring wind, with a hint of coal or anthracite topping off the scent, likely from a neighbourhood nearby. I have missed my train and have to wait 24 minutes for the next one, but seeing as the reason I have missed it is because I was bent backwards over the bed frame being drilled like a rookie cadet by Mr. Y, I simply don't mind at all.
In fact, I'm kinda' glad. I'm in a good mood. Nothing says 'Have a good day!'Â like morning sex.
Unless it's accompanied by evening sex, that is.
Which it was.
Mr. Y leaves this evening for Sweden for 3 days, and I have to be honest and needy and say that I will miss him terribly. I hope to hear from him often-he is going to pack up his belongings, and I myself know how distressing that can be, how hard it is to pick through a life. It won't be the longest he and I have been apart-after all, we've been apart for years before-but it will be the longest we're apart since moving to our house in Whitney Houston. Maybe that's not so significant, it just feels like a type of new step.
At the same time, sometimes it can be nice to have space in the togetherness. When I was away last weekend, Mr. Y missed me terribly and I know it gave him something to look forward to-not only was the house all his, but once the novelty of that wore off, he had someone to look forward to holding again. I think this is likely the case with everyone-at first it's something new and different to be home alone, but that's followed sharply on the heels of 'Man I miss them terribly!'Â
Personally, I am both looking forward to and not looking forward to being alone. I used to do it a lot-X Partner Unit used to travel a great deal and I would have the house to myself. Being alone does not frighten or intimidate me (albeit, this is the short term being alone, not the I'm-going-to-die-alone-in-50-years-covered-in-20-cats alone.) I don't mind occupying my own space, I think I am pretty good at it (although historically there have been a few times when I have started venturing down the dark side while alone, but I honestly think I am ok now). I don't get scared, I don't get worried. I may be a little nervous handling the middle of the night ghosts by myself, but that's easily solved by running and flinging myself into the bed, burying myself under the covers until I am sure they've shrugged their shoulders, unable to find me (since ghosts don't think to look under the covers) and walked away.
I debated asking Karl to the movies or something like that, but the truth is, I think I would rather just be alone. I have some things planned-a few visits to the gym. Certain meals will be prepared that I know he doesn't like-Mexican breakfast burritos for one (mmmmmm'¦.eggs, potatoes, salsa, cheese and spices all wrapped in a tortilla'¦.mmmmmm). Macaroni and cheese (from a box! We usually make it form scratch, but baby I am going downmarket now!) Maybe a pizza. I will sleep in the middle of the bed, hogging all of the covers and making a burrito of myself with the duvet. I will be watching a lot of channel E4, which has such American fare as West Wing, Angel, Friends, and Sex and the City. I may also be renting some DVDs of chick flicks that I know don't interest him (*cough*Cold Mountain*cough*). I'll be running around in my pajamas, using a face mask, drinking wine, dancing on the table and shaking my thang if the song hits me (ok, I usually do those things anyway). And I will try to spend some time writing, since I think I need to get on with it.
At the same time, I know that these activities, while initially interesting, will bore me quickly. There are only so many old episodes of Buffy that one can watch before her pug nose just gets on your nerves. The gym is less fun if I can't bitch about it to someone else. I say I will sleep in the middle of the bed, but the truth is I will most likely wander over to my side in the middle of the night, every night. To some extent, the activities I have planned are 'shoring up the walls'Â type of activities, since you know what?
I am really, really going to miss him.
So if anyone needs me, I will be wearing a face mask, drinking wine, and watching crap tv. I will be making my favourite meals and possibly attending a yoga class. I will be having long bubble baths with enough foam to fill a concrete mixer and listening to Enya while I do it.
I will also be longing for my boy. I will be waiting for him to return on Saturday, when I will hug him and make him one of my specialty meals for dinner. I will be hoping he is feeling ok and doing ok and if he's not I will be there to comfort and listen if needed. I will be looking forward to having his warm body next to mine in the bed, and when we wake on Sunday we can have our usual routines of breakfast and the Sunday paper.
And I will definitely be hoping he's up for a round of 'baby I missed you'Â sex.
I know I will be.
-H.
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You reminded me of the phrase "parting is such sweet sorrow". And for me it surely is... Miguel.
Posted by: msd at September 29, 2004 12:11 PM (6HjNx)
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mm breakfast foods...now I'm hungry.
Posted by: drew at September 29, 2004 01:36 PM (CBlhQ)
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With everything you have planned, you're not going to have time to miss him. Before you know it, he'll be back and you'll be like, "I didn't get everything done!" And of course, that'll be OK...
Posted by: Clancy at September 29, 2004 01:37 PM (EGVPL)
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when my missus was away for two weeks recently I made it a point to sleep in the middle of the bed - with pillows all around me. I missed her horribly but it was really nice not to wake up clinging to the edge of the bed.
And i'm glad to know that ghosts don't look under the covers. phew!
Posted by: martha at September 29, 2004 01:42 PM (5HJ2h)
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oh man, breakfast burritos.. Thats what I love about living in Austin.
Posted by: pylorns at September 29, 2004 02:22 PM (FTYER)
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Mr Y might like "Cold Mountain". I know I did. There's enough gunplay and violence to offset the chick aspect of the movie.
Posted by: Easy at September 29, 2004 03:38 PM (U89mk)
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what a delicious farewell! enjoy your quiet weekend girly.
Posted by: kat at September 29, 2004 05:22 PM (p+bUQ)
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One of the things I said to my girlfriends about my Darling Hubby (after we'd just met) was this:
He knows how to go away so I can miss him.
Funny, but I never had to explain that to anyone. Mwheh.
Sleep in the middle of the bed, run with scissors, drink out of the carton, jump on the couch -- and then engage in your "baby I missed you" sex upon his return. It'll be over in a tick.
Love,
M
Posted by: Margi at September 29, 2004 07:15 PM (MAdsZ)
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Breakfast burritos! Now you have my full undivided attention!
Make some for us, pleeeeze?
Posted by: diamond dave at September 29, 2004 10:22 PM (85I1+)
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I love how you love him, and I'm sure he does, too. I envy your shared love for each other.
Mostly? I'm jealous you have a tub big enough to soak in. I think mine was made for midgets.
Posted by: scorpy at September 30, 2004 02:49 PM (DOIcH)
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You mean "the" morning sex, right?
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September 27, 2004
Moi Aussi, J'adore Paris...
Thursday morning Emily and I got dropped off at the local train station by Mr. Y, and hopped a train into London Waterloo, where a new adventure awaited. We would be taking the Eurostar from London to Paris, point to point in 2 hours 35 minutes. For real.
Waterloo offered a host of picnic goodies that Emily picked up, as well as some more reading materials, and we walked our way through the Eurostar boarding area, security, immigration and headed to our train. Seated in the first car of the train, we had a set of four seats available for our own fun. Stretched out, shoes off and socked feet on the seats, we gorged on pasta, cheesecake, buffalo mozzarella and tomato salad, and a total of 2 bottles of wine.
When in France and all.
Just on the other side of the chunnel was France, a blistering windy grey day, wrapped in countryside that was slightly flatter and slightly browner than we had just left behind. We arrived at Gare du Nord, a train station on the right bank, and took the Metro to our hotel area. After much huffing and puffing, we finally found said hotel, and lemme just say...it was nothing like the pictures. We had pictured some wildly sweet and quirky older hotel, exposed beams and charming sitting areas. What we got was an old hotel. Full stop. Someone else got the cute courtyard.
We didn't really care.
We took off right away for Notre Dam. Gorgeous, Gothic, packed with tourists, Notre Dam was also in the middle of a service. The congregation was tiny, but the service amazing-walking in I heard the song of the blue-robed monk raise up inside of my ears and my eyes. His chant was slow, nearly-wordless, and no great rise in octaves, but it soothed my Tasmanian soul and I quietly lit two candles, the same two candles I always light, as I waved a flame for my grandfather and Kim. And under a statue of Joan of Arc (Jeanne D'Arc, whom, in Notre Dam was found innocent of heresy and witchcraft...24 years after she was burned at the stake. The Catholics get there in time, even if deadlines mean nothing to them.) I lit two more candles, for Egg and Bacon. The first candles I had ever lit for them, although I am sure not the last.
We climbed the towers (nearly 500 steps!) for a breathtaking view of Paris.
Paris
Then we headed back, a bit knackered, and bought wine, champagne, decadent cookies, and orange juice, and went back to the room. On the way we looked for ice to chill the fizzies, but couldn't find any, so we bought the next best thing-a big cheap bag of frozen broccoli. Hey-we're resourceful chicks. We finished off a bottle of wine (when in France and all) and fell right asleep.
The next morning we started off with mimosas (when in France and all), however in the end it was less orange juice and champagne and more champagne. We got up and out of the hotel room, broccoli resting in the sink, and took a boat tour of the Seine, getting out at the Champs Elysees and l'Arc de Triomphe. It was a beautfiul, sparkling, lovely day-warm, sunny, and the sky was crystal blue. We walked up the street, stopping to worship Sephora, which I love, and then ate warm crepes as we kept walking. We hopped the boat again and headed to the Eiffel Tower.
The Eiffel Tower was packed with tourists, and after a meal of pommes frites, we got in the queues. And waited. And waited. We waited to buy tickets, we waited to get to the elevator, we waited to get to the summit, and after the summit we waited to get back down (although were terribly amused by a newlywed Scottish couple, with him talking about "Paris and all that romance bollocks.")
My French was holding up rather ok there, but I noticed a lot of changes in Paris. First off, I noticed that people were so much kinder than they were when I had last been there (which, apart from a one-night business trip that I don't think counts, was 1995.) The French, in general, just seemed sweeter and more helpful, more able to laugh and joke (that, and my French is much worse now than it was in 1995). Secondly, I noticed that there were armed soldiers and policemen everywhere, especially at the Eiffel Tower. And when I say armed, I mean big fuck-off guns. And third...I only thought of Kim a few times, and it wasn't in any kind of deep, painful loss-it was just in passing, remembering a place or two I had been.
I was thinking of Mr. Y the whole time, and with my whole heart.
Emily and I decided to see the lights of the Eiffel Tower at night, and so had two glasses of wine at a local cafe (when in France and all) and discussed which restaurant to eat at. We were talking, when a local boy walked by carrying two take-away pizza boxes. Emily and I sat straight up.
"I'll tackle him, you take the boxes, and we run." I said grimly.
"I so want pizza right now, too!" she giggled.
And so we went and got a take-away pizza and a bottle of wine (which the shopkeeper flirtatiously opened for us on-site. When in France and all.) and we went and sat on the grass in front of the Eiffel Tower, scarfing perfect pizza and drinking straight out of the bottle, with this as our backdrop.
Eiffel Tower
We giggled and went back to the hotel room, where we polished off more wine (when in France and all), passing out. We were briefly inconvenienced by our neighbors-a group of American girls in the room next to ours that insisted on getting ready for a hookers' night out with the door of their room wide open and their Midwestern accents clogging up the hallway. I opened up our bedroom door, startling them.
"Les americaines!" I snarled in my best crap French accent. I slammed the door, but at least they shut theirs, too.
At 3 am we were woken up again by said cows returning back to their room-first we heard them yelling down the road, then they decided to continue partying in their room. I thought Emily was asleep and didn't want to wake her up, so I stuffed kleenex in my ears and dealt with it. Turns out she wasn't, and at 9 am the next morning, when we woke up, we decided revenge was needed on the likely-hungover cows.
Nothing says I love you like CNN blaring loud in the morning.
So we did that. Then Emily walked by the wall, hacking up her lungs to wake them up, managing to slam into the wall quite a few times. No result. So she chucked a coke bottle. I winged a water bottle. The hotel room service menu was airborne. Then she had an inspiration, and picked up her tennis shoes and handed me one. We knew what to do. In synchronized motions, we winged them at the wall.
It worked-they woke up.
Hands across America and all.
We got up and went to the grocery store to buy some goodies for Mr. Y, then met a sweet chickie and fellow blogger for lunch. Then Emily and I hustled to Waterloo, caught our train (along with a half bottle of red wine. When leaving France and all.), and raced back to England and a barbecue with my lovely Mr. Y. I had missed him very much, as much as he missed me (I got the nicest text messages from him, just as Emily was getting the nicest phone calls from her KW), and when he greeted us at the train station he picked me up and kissed me.
I needed that.
I needed him.
I still do.
The barbecue went by without hassle-Emily was pretty widely accepted by the group, and it was a nice and entertaining evening. We all spent the night at Mr. Y's brother's house, and the next morning Mr. Y, Emily and I left for a day at Brighton.
Brighton
Which, apparently, is where Mr. Blair was also, spending time at the Labour Conference (along with more policemen and peaceful protestors than I have ever seen.). We walked around, Emily buying a few fabulous souvenirs, and then we had a typical English meal-fish and chips (wrapped in parchment paper, of course, and with a useless tiny fork) as we sat on the pebbled beach by the Brighton pier.
Emily and Mr. Y
The three of us went home, after stopping to buy an enormous mound of English, French and Scottish cheeses for her to take home, and managed to get Mr. Y to join us in a mud mask treatment. We polished off three bottles of wine and went to bed early, but not before one last pic (ignore the fact that Ems and I are without makeup).
Ems, Mr. Y and Helen
Emily is now bound for Houston, I am in a boring meeting, my Mr. Y is ensconced within Company X for the day. The week ahead may be a bit difficult-not only will I miss Emily (and hearing about the Tiaras, Sarah, and her life), but my lovely boy is off to Sweden on Wednesday for a few days, to spend some time with his kids and pack up his belongings, so I will miss him too.
The good news is I am mad about my boy.
The good news is I had a lovely time in Paris and with Ems.
The good news is in exactly two months I will have my cats.
-H.
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Sounds like a great trip. One of my dreams is to go to Paris. It's a long way from Texas to France, though, as you know...
Posted by: mitzi at September 27, 2004 12:08 PM (iqePn)
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Paris is pretty great. It's even better when you go with people you like. And those people like to drink wine and eat pizza.
Posted by: RP at September 27, 2004 01:24 PM (LlPKh)
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well it sure isnt Paris, Texas that is for sure
I must say you do the while in France beautifully! You synchronze amazingly- cause you have STYLE. And I am sure you do while in Brighton lovely too.
You are welcome back here any time
Posted by: stinkerbell at September 27, 2004 01:35 PM (HhU+M)
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"When in France and all"
I had no idea that the French were drunk so much of the time. Are you sure you didn't end up in Ireland by mistake?*LOL*
(Just a joke! No Irish flames please!)
Sounds like a blast. The wife went to Paris while she was pregnant with 1st born, and she loved it.
Posted by: Easy at September 27, 2004 02:22 PM (U89mk)
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Oh the French aren't drunk all the time! The French often can drink at lunch or dinner, it's just the tourists that can't hold their liquor.
Posted by: Helen at September 27, 2004 02:27 PM (dKPoa)
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Sounds like you had a great time! Wow, time really flies. Only two months left for the kitties!
Posted by: Jadewolff at September 27, 2004 02:41 PM (8MfYL)
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After reading a few of your posts I had pictured Mr Y as an older man, very distinguished and sexy. I'm rather surprised to see he looks like George Formby!
; )
Posted by: Red at September 27, 2004 03:32 PM (K2cNB)
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But he IS very distinguished and sexy!
Posted by: Helen at September 27, 2004 03:38 PM (dKPoa)
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Darling girl, you've brought back some lovely memories for me! Thanks ever so.
I love the idea of you and Em tackling an enormous pizza and chugging wine in front of the Tower. That's EXACTLY how it's best enjoyed!
Posted by: Kaetchen at September 27, 2004 04:48 PM (1nMRx)
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sounds like an absolutely lovely time. i love that you threw your shoes at the wall. :-)
and of course, i'm thrilled to hear about your kitties coming home. yay!
Posted by: kat at September 27, 2004 06:28 PM (p+bUQ)
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I need a vacation. Not sure I could get the super-model Mrs. Solomon to Paris, but hearing about your trip makes me want a long weekend somewhere fun.
Posted by: Solomon at September 27, 2004 07:14 PM (t5Pi1)
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sounds like a lotta good news.
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Posted by: melanie at September 27, 2004 10:13 PM (jDC3U)
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Wonderful! Great pics, too, thanks.
YAY ON THE CATS!
Posted by: Amber at September 27, 2004 10:28 PM (zQE5D)
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"When in France and all"... I thought the saying was "when in Rome..." I guess any country with a latin based language will do in a pinch, heh.
Great story and pics Helen, and the last photo, the only one needing a bit of a touch up there is Mr Y, need to do something with that shiney nose =)
Dane
Posted by: Dane at September 27, 2004 11:41 PM (ncyv4)
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Yay on the kitties!!
Jealous about paris... totally wanted to make it there while in london - but so much to do in your city. Didn't have time!
Posted by: Snidget at September 28, 2004 02:10 AM (votP0)
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That does it! i want you to come to France with my daughters and me ( they are 15 & 16 ) when we hope to visit next year. The only difference would be that I really want to visit the Parisian sewers this time ( being France and all) and I have to go to the Louve. I've lived in France and somehow have missed it. I don't know, on second thoughts, we'd probably be boring..
Posted by: Marie at September 28, 2004 02:52 AM (3Y1np)
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Aren't those little wooden forks great? I haven't seen one of those since I was in Atlantic City. They give them to you there so you can eat your steak fries soaked in vinegar. They're just as useless for this as they are for fish.
Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2004 04:19 AM (GCA5m)
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What lovely pictures.
"When in France and all"????
Not for nothing, but Chicago can be quite nice with the martini bars. And we have grotesques.
No Parisians, though. Ah. Well.
What a lovely weekend. Thank heavens - you deserved one!
Love,
Elizabeth
VP of the M.A.S.
Posted by: Elizabeth at September 28, 2004 06:01 AM (Sqjve)
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I'm impressed you managed to blend in with the French so well and piss off the Americans. You really are becoming an Englishwoman.
Posted by: Simon at September 28, 2004 07:10 AM (GWTmv)
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Aaaah, merci beaucoup, mademoiselle. I'm living vicariously... especially after the week my boy and I have had.
The countdown to your kitties have officially begun! Hurray!
Posted by: redsaid at September 28, 2004 05:29 PM (z+MC7)
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Lovely.
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September 23, 2004
Gay Paree
Yesterday didn't turn out quite as lovely as Tuesday had.
In fact, yesterday was the kind of day that made me feel like squirmy, uncomfortable embarrassment had drifted under my skin. The kind of discomfort that no loofah in the world is powerful enough to scrub away the layers of self-repulsion that lay under the epidermis of who I am, how I acted, what I said, what I thought. The kind of day that left me feeling very low about myself, but hopeful that after a small talk with my Mr. Y (whom I love very much) in which we will pretend the day never happened means that I can leave it behind me.
So I am off to Paris at lunch with Emily. When we return, it's off to Brighton for a barbecue with Mr. Y's family.
See you Sunday.
-H.
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wheeeee welcome to Gay Paree! The sun might even be out for you when you get here.
Posted by: stinkerbell at September 23, 2004 09:58 AM (HhU+M)
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wow, so much fun traveling about!
i'm sorry yesterday was a stinker. but hold-tight, things will turn around again.
*muah*
Posted by: kat at September 23, 2004 11:28 AM (FhSIP)
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I've always wanted to say that and actually do it... "I'm off to Paris for lunch..."
Awesome!
Posted by: jeff at September 23, 2004 12:38 PM (RH012)
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Forget yesterday. It was a wait-til-midnight day, midnight came and it is over.
Have a blast in Paris!
Posted by: Marie at September 23, 2004 01:28 PM (dxWfW)
Posted by: drew at September 23, 2004 01:45 PM (CBlhQ)
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Sounds pretty normal to me. Enjoy Paris!
Posted by: Easy at September 23, 2004 02:12 PM (U89mk)
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Hey, it happens. Dan made a comment the other day that he meant in total innocence but which threw me into a tailspin. The kind of thing where we tried to smile and pretend he hadn't said it, but it had been said, I took it badly and, so...I couldn't erase that, you know?
Neither could he. He's apologized about a million times and I've said I've forgiven him, but I still remember what he said.
However, it's been two days, now, and things are just about back to normal between us. The smiles that were coming so forced the first day are becoming the easy-going ones we love to give the third day.
Time heals all. Trite saying? Yeah...but still true. :-)
Enjoy the barbecue!
Posted by: Amber at September 23, 2004 08:06 PM (zQE5D)
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*YOU are NOT your mistakes*
Have fun with Emily
Posted by: butterflies at September 23, 2004 08:55 PM (mF/af)
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The days full of sticks and stones and muck happen all the time and we get through. Because the pearl necklace kind of days make us realize it's worth it.
Off to Paris for lunch. Oy, woman. The life you lead...I'm green as zucchini with envy.
:-) Have fun!
Posted by: Jennifer at September 23, 2004 11:14 PM (vSro2)
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Just catching up on you after getting my internet connection back. sending you lots of ***hugs***
Posted by: Onyx at September 24, 2004 05:49 AM (rClHm)
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Well, la-dee-dah. Lunch in Paris. . .
Le sigh. Le envy.
Enjoy, sweetness.
Posted by: Margi at September 24, 2004 06:08 AM (MAdsZ)
Posted by: Kaetchen at September 24, 2004 04:34 PM (1nMRx)
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lordy. now all I can think of is chocolate criossants.
I hope you have a wonderful time honey - amazing how a mini-break can sweep all the bad stuff away
. I bet Emily is loving her euro holiday. Paris indeed.
No, I'm not a bitter Aussie stuck at least $2500 aussie dollars plane fare away from anywhere inetresting...
Posted by: goldie at September 25, 2004 12:27 AM (stGoY)
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how cool - lunch/paris. i hope you forget about a horrible day.
crossing my fingers about the previous posts & wishing you the best of luck.
Posted by: becky at September 25, 2004 06:57 AM (24UhB)
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I hope things right themselves. Days like that usually give me awful insomnia.
(good thoughts!)
"Paris for lunch" yeah. hmm. not quite the same sensation as "running up to Madison Wisconsin for some noodles". You lucky thing. *sigh*
I had a layover in Paris on a trip back when I was living in London and travelling. I fell asleep in the airport, sitting on my luggage, and woke up in time to get my connection. I didn't see a blessed thing.
I'll have to fix that someday.
Hope today is lovely, and tomorrow lovlier...
Love,
Elizabeth
V.P. of the MAS
Posted by: Elizabeth at September 25, 2004 06:05 PM (WCzCk)
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Ahh, I love Europe and being an hour or two by plane from all sorts of fabulous places. That's one of the best parts of being an expat!
Posted by: Marian at September 26, 2004 03:45 AM (xJc/T)
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September 22, 2004
A Pearl Necklace Kind Of Day...
Sometimes you can have a great day due to one, enormous, incredible event-winning the lottery. Meeting the man/woman of your dreams. Being the first in the season to discover that black really is the new black. Tearfully accepting the Nobel Prize. Events like those are like getting the Hope Diamond on a chain around your neck, a big sparkly that everyone notices.
But for most average people like myself, a great day often consists of a string of wonderful little pearls that, once slung together on a string, you can wear around your neck and have people admire their perfectness. There's something on your face or in your walk that makes people say: Hmmmm...is she having a great day or did she just get laid? And the fact is, the day wasn't extremely unusual, only special due to the continuing theme of My Day is Outgoddamnstanding.
Like the past 24 hours were for me.
First off, Mr. Y and I troop to the IVF doctor, which was a rare and precious thing. I continue to ooze over my sweet and nervous boy, my boy who has agreed to the next step, my boy who has a body that I still just can't keep my hands off of. Mr. Y and I cook a nice red onion and goats cheese tart for ourselves and Emily, and we all turn in early due to exhaustion and, in Emily's case, not feeling well. Mr. Y and I curl into each other and then quietly heat up the bed, and then fall asleep a big tumble of limbs, the duvet thrown off and the window open.
In the morning we drive to the office together, since my meeting is in Company X premises all day. I love driving together. I love getting coffee together. I love knowing he's 2 floors up. And I feel very thin and cute in my outfit, trim in the waist and girlie shoes-perhaps the last time I can wear them until next Spring, as Autumn drifts around us-nicely turned out.
I got a text message from him during the day that was among the sweetest ones he's ever sent me. Sitting in my boring meeting, my phone lights up, and I flip open the lid to see his message: I think I am feeling more at peace with our relationship on a daily basis.
It fills me so full of hot oozy lava that I burned a smoldering hole right through the chair.
The meeting continues and although it's boring, it's with people that I enjoy working with. We tease each other and talk. We can work together, and although we don't any of us hang out together off-work, they are people it's a grin to have a pint with in the pub. When the meeting ends, my boy is standing in the hallyway waiting for me, looking so cute it makes my toes curl.
Mr. Y and I head to the grocery shop to buy fixings for dinner, and something about it just seemed so normal, so "this-is-how-normal-people-live". We push the cart. We buy juice. I touch his bottom a lot and he lights up when I see him once I turn the corner to the aisle he's perusing. We make dinner, a fantastic soup. We watch Mystic River, and then Emily joins us for our favorite show, an English show called Nylon, about an Englishman in love with an American woman (fiting!)
And the final cap in my feather in my 24 hour period? I was something of a fortune teller. Due to "not fitting in", he's resigned. No more dealing with him. That bastard is AWOL.
That's right. Von PettyPumpkin has quit.
Just imagine me walking down the hallway, throwing the Dr. Evil "MWAHAHAHA!" type laugh over my shoulder, doing a victory dance.
Cause I'm doing both.
Still.
Really.
Worried I might trip even.
-H.
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Fabulous! Totally fabulous! I am so pleased you had such a great day cause I know you had it coming to you.
And I loved the description of the pearls and diamond.
You go, girl!
Posted by: RP at September 22, 2004 11:13 AM (X3Lfs)
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Today's message: don't f*** with Helen, she got mojo.
Posted by: Simon at September 22, 2004 11:51 AM (UKqGy)
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::: EXHALES LOUDLY :::
I've been quietly holding my breath regarding the IVF appointment. I do SO VERY MUCH want for you to have the deeply satisfying love that I finally found. I want it for everyone whom I care deeply for. You see, with a rock-solid foundation; together, you will weather the big storms and the little squalls much easier.
And pearl necklace? You little minx, you. You KNOW where my naughty mind took me. What a lovely, lovely day; for a lovely, lovely girl and a lovely, lovely post about it!
I wish for you to have a lifetime of these "goddamned great" days. Isn't it wonderful to have that secret smile? Bless you, girlie girl. Yay, YOU!
Posted by: Margi at September 22, 2004 12:40 PM (MAdsZ)
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You tell the tale so well!
I'm so happy for you, to have had that fanfuckingtastic day, and I wish you many, many more!
Now, if I could just find mine!
Posted by: scorpy at September 22, 2004 12:54 PM (NWYlN)
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Yay for making me laugh at 7:02am. Thank you, I needed that.
Posted by: Heather at September 22, 2004 01:02 PM (BIWxv)
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Oh, cool. I am so happy he quit! Could life get any better for our dear Helen?
I actually just woke up my husband to tell him!
So, please tell me how you make that cheese and onion tart, please, please please?
Posted by: Beth Donovan at September 22, 2004 01:07 PM (10rgs)
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That's fan-fucking-tastic, little flame!
Best of luck on the IVF route too (a.k.a. AKU - All Knocked Up).
Cheers
Posted by: Paul at September 22, 2004 01:25 PM (xdj7o)
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yay for random happy happy days. I love days like that when you walk and you know you're the shit. Go helen!
Posted by: martha at September 22, 2004 01:58 PM (5HJ2h)
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Perfect day. I am glad and hope for more of them for you.
Posted by: drew at September 22, 2004 02:11 PM (CBlhQ)
Posted by: EAsy at September 22, 2004 02:13 PM (U89mk)
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Oh..... THAT kind of Pearl Necklace. :wink:
Posted by: gymrat at September 22, 2004 02:28 PM (nnOa7)
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The perfect day, indeed!
Posted by: karmajenn at September 22, 2004 03:13 PM (fx1A8)
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Glad to hear life is treating you right these days. And glad Mr. Y can still make you ooze. And so entertained at how happy you are doing "normal" things like grocery shopping. I touch My Man's butt alot when we grocery shop, too. Weird.
Posted by: amy t. at September 22, 2004 03:36 PM (zPssd)
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Sounds like a jolly good time! Hope it stays that way for a very looooong time!!!
Posted by: Mick at September 22, 2004 03:52 PM (VhRca)
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Gosh, I'm so relieved that I'm not the only one around here who needs to fish his mind out of the gutter. ;-)
Sounds like an absolutely wonderful day. You go, girl!
Posted by: Gudy at September 22, 2004 03:57 PM (n0CV+)
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Man, we all need one of those days to re-energize ourselves!
And I am sooo glad to hear that Mr. Pig is leaving. Nice.
Posted by: Almost Lucid (Brad) at September 22, 2004 04:03 PM (9gTyo)
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My favorite secular artist, Chris de Burgh, has a song called "At The End Of The Perfect Day"; and in it he describes his perfect day. It's similar to Helen's post in that it's normal stuff with the people you love.
When I first got out of college, I learned: it's not what you do, it's who you do it with that matters. The company makes all the difference.
Posted by: Solomon at September 22, 2004 06:22 PM (k1sTy)
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I am so glad you had a great day, you had it coming to you!
Posted by: justme at September 22, 2004 06:22 PM (zdtiB)
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just giddy for you and love watching you dance like that.
I hope one day I will too
Posted by: stinkerbell at September 22, 2004 06:30 PM (HhU+M)
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WOOHOO...24 hrs of pearls
I can feel the buzz babe....
Posted by: butterflies at September 22, 2004 11:26 PM (mF/af)
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No more Von PettyPumpkin? That's so great.
Posted by: the girl at September 23, 2004 04:52 PM (s67Kt)
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Helen said: Von PettyPumpkin has quit.
YAY! I hope it was your scathing comment the other day that drove him off.
Posted by: Amber at September 23, 2004 08:02 PM (zQE5D)
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""That's right. Von PettyPumpkin has quit.
Just imagine me walking down the hallway, throwing the Dr. Evil "MWAHAHAHA!" type laugh over my shoulder, doing a victory dance.""
Just Remember Helen when you run across him begging for change be kind.. give him some spare change and say "I guess we won't be sitting across from each other in court after all"
You must be kind to those who deserve it...
This fellow don't quite qualify though glad you had such and UP day!! My week has been a broken toe, four percriptions for before surgery, and 3d row tickets for Cats
[[that being a good week for me]]
Posted by: LarryConley at September 24, 2004 05:22 AM (aontM)
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ah sweetheart, I'm late on this one due to evil bacteria, but I just wanted to say Happy Day
. it's amazing how good you can feel after a normal day just slips along so smoothly.
And then, the icing on the cake with Mr VonPettyPumpkin... well. I totally understand how relieving that would be. Heh. *HUGS*!!!!
Posted by: goldie at September 25, 2004 12:23 AM (stGoY)
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and I'm even later, but what a great day!
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Continue With the Whistling, Not Advice, 'K?
I have to head off to work and we've overslept, so a short one...
We talked to the doctor yesterday, and got all the news that was fit to print. It sums up thus:
- Mr. Y and I agreed to continue moving forward through the process, even if we aren't sure about all our options of the process.
- In the U.S. when they say "tubal ligation" they really mean "tubal obliteration by means of incredibly large blow torch". Re-structuring them is like trying to catch a fart in a colander.
- The doctor has sticky lips. I hate that.
- My English Mr. Y is fantastic...he took exception to the doctor when he made a crack about Americans.
- I am so fucking lucky to be with Mr. Y, who asks many questions and takes care of me.
- I am a little scared. So is he, I think.
We are off to work now-give a thought to Emily, since she has a real kicker of a cold, and it sucks to have a cold on holiday.
And give a thought to Clancy...his baby is with Egg and Bacon now, and my heart is over at their house.
-H.
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whistles while she works... more and more positive thoughts for you and your wonderful Mr. Y. I know you will be a wonderful mother one day.
and will of course extend my hopes and exhortations for Emily to start popping ecinacea like pop rocks too. and wishes for clancy.
Posted by: stinkerbell at September 21, 2004 10:25 AM (HhU+M)
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Still keeping my fingers crossed. And can I say, I am just so damn happy that Mr. Y has thrown himself into this for you and for him and for both of you? He sounds like a mensch.
Posted by: RP at September 21, 2004 12:08 PM (LlPKh)
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Sending good thoughts your way, and wondering what you define as sticky lips, because I can imagine it in my mind but who knows if it's the same thing.
Posted by: martha at September 21, 2004 12:50 PM (5HJ2h)
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kisses and love to you both. i'm wonderfully excited for the process you are starting on. *sending loads of loving vibes and well wishes*
Posted by: kat at September 21, 2004 03:03 PM (FhSIP)
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Whistling... badly, but trying very very hard.
Whooo
WHoooooooo
Whoooooweeehoooo!
Love,
Elizabeth
VP of the M.A.S.
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thinking very positive thoughts for you both! *hugs*
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September 20, 2004
Guinness, Hallway Wanderings, and Irish Music
The weekend was a blur.
Saturday morning Mr. Y, Emily and I get up at oh-God-hundred and head for Heathrow, to catch a flight to Dublin. It's early in the morning, I'm pissed off about another fight with my family, we all need coffee, and we sit around waiting in a crowded waiting area for our flight. And we wait. And wait. And flights after ours are leaving, but ours still doesn't have a gate. Mr. Y goes to the business lounge to ask what's up, and as he does, I see a gate number flash on the screen. I ring him.
"It says Gate 82." I say, looking at the screen.
"Well, the lady here is telling me it just took off."
"But it says Gate 82 here." I reply dumbly.
"Can you walk to the gate and see what's up?" he asks.
I hang up and walk to the gate, and Emily waits between the two of us. Once at the gate, I realize something has gone horribly wrong.
"Are you on this flight?" Attila the Hun barks at me, annoying boater hat askew.
"Yes, there are three of us." I reply, dazed.
"You have to choose. Do you fly alone or do you all miss the flight?"
"What?" I ask.
"Decide!" she barks.
"Hang on a minute!" I yell back, annoyed at this sudden Sophie's Choice of the airline world. "We've been waiting forever and you've only just announced the gate in the boarding lounge! This isn't our fault!" I flip open my phone and call Mr. Y. "Gate 82! RUN!" I shout into it.
Attila and I are in a battle of the wills, and I can only hope that Emily and Mr. Y run like the wind. They do, and make it just in time, so all three of us troop to the last row of the plane, doing the walk of shame like we held up the plane, when we really hadn't.
It started off well. Luckily, we were able to recover quickly-Dublin was lovely and calm, the weather holding rather well and cooperative. We made our way through the city, stopping for periodic pints, and of course having a grin at the Temple Bar. I introduced myself to the drink that is Guinness, and although I think we can be good acquaintances, I really think it's a limited friendship.
Saturday night we went to various diddly-diddly pubs, drinking and talking to people. Emily talked a lot to the musicians (who seemed thrilled that someone knew actual traditional Irish songs instead of just 'When Irish Eyes Are Smiling'), while Mr. Y and I talked to people around us-we got to know a nice Finnish couple, a Norwegian family, an older couple from Chicago on a golfing tour, and I spent some time talking to the Spanich bodhran player. You know. Cause they have masses of those.
And somehow, we all wound up getting pretty drunk.
After 8 pints or so.
So maybe it's no big surprise that we got drunk.
It was a late evening, and we weaved our way into the hotel. Mr. Y and I hit the bed, took our clothes off, and I brushed my teeth and took my contacts out. As I finsihed up, I opened the bathroom door and saw my lovely, lovely naked boy standing there.
"I'm just going to go to the toilet." he said, and then walked out of the room.
I ran after him, opening the door, as he was standing confused halfway down the stairs.
"Honey!" I call. "The toilet's in here!"
"Ah!" he says, and comes back in the room.
We hit the bed and sleep soundly all night.
Sunday was a nice day spent walking around the city and touring the gorgeous and artistic Guinness factory. It was a nice and relaxing day, and in the end we had a nice quiet meal and not too much to drink-thankfully, otherwise you could wring us out and use us to clean surgical instruments.
I come home to some good news-Luuka is misbehaving already at Eric's place. That bear is unbelievable. She's such a ho, she really is.
Secondly, there is a present waiting for me, of a book I have been dying to read. It's from Goldie, who is fantastic and I am so glad she is writing again. She's been missed. Thanks, babe!
And last, but far from least...Mr. Y and I have a doctor's appointment this afternoon. Four p.m. to be exact. He even told someone on the phone earlier that he's unavailable this afternoon as he has a doctor's appointment. The truth is, I doubt the doctor will be snapping on rubber gloves and checking him out, but he will maybe be doing so to me.
It's our first visit to an IVF consultant, to learn more about our options.
It's a big thing.
Honest.
-H.
PS-if you can-with IVF/baby stuff...well, it hurts a hell of a lot, actually. So if you like me just a bit, please can we continue on the no-advice route? By all means, whistle your support or tell me a joke...just remember that it is an amazingly sensitive area.
Thanks.
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Are hugs allowed?
Glad you made the flight.
Posted by: Mia at September 20, 2004 01:35 PM (y6M0R)
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Good luck, sweetie! I hope everything goes just as you wish!
Posted by: marie at September 20, 2004 01:35 PM (dxWfW)
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That's wonderful news! Hope everything works out!
Posted by: Jadewolff at September 20, 2004 01:59 PM (8MfYL)
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glad you mowed down Attila and got on the flight. Jealous that you got to go to Dublin.
and nothing but the best for the Dr. Appt. May the road come up to meet you (or some other irish saying like that, hey I am only a half blood
Posted by: stinkerbell at September 20, 2004 02:15 PM (HhU+M)
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Could you possibly fit any more teeth into that photo?
Posted by: Simon at September 20, 2004 02:18 PM (rLUlE)
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I agree, Simon. We look like poster children for a dentist's office.
Posted by: Helen at September 20, 2004 02:22 PM (wHbTB)
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*whistle, whistle, and hum, just for good measure*
I really like Dublin. Sounds like a great time.
Posted by: RP at September 20, 2004 02:50 PM (LlPKh)
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Oh, how I envy you the freedom to jump on a plane and go somewhere, anywhere, as exciting as you make your travels seem!
Thinking good thoughts for the doctor appointment!
Posted by: scorpy at September 20, 2004 03:44 PM (LJx1o)
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1) Jealousy.
2) The book is exhausting me.
3) Love, love, love, and goodness to you re: hoohoo stuff.
4) There isn't a #4.
5) Your salt and vinegar pringles are way better than ours.
6) xxxx
Posted by: Ms. Pants at September 20, 2004 03:47 PM (oa04D)
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Ah yes. The airport facists.
I once missed a flight that took off while I was in the bathroom. I was only in there because it was sort of an emergency and they had told me that all of the flights were delayed. The airport was fogged in, but somehow that was the ONLY flight that took off that morning.
Needless to say I don't go to the bathrrom in the airport anymore. I'll explode first.
No advice for you, just lots of Positive Mental Energy sent your way. :-)
Posted by: Easy at September 20, 2004 05:01 PM (U89mk)
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well, I have to tell you that Guiness does grow on you -- but I understand that it can be an acquired taste -- but then, so can culcannon ... either way -- glad you enjoyed the trip.
Good things to you, and remember, here in the states, it is National Best Friends Week - take the extra couple of minutes sometime this week to tell your scattered friends that you're thinking of them.
Tioraidh!
Posted by: Kylan at September 20, 2004 06:15 PM (d18ri)
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Sending only luck, love, and lots of good wishes your way, you gypsy-soul. :-) And you should know this: when I send my good vibes? Even half-way 'round the globe? They're powerful stuff, babe.
Posted by: Jennifer at September 20, 2004 06:59 PM (jl9h0)
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You two look so HAPPY! I LOVE this picture! Thank you, both of you, for sharing..
Guiness: pah
There's some in the fridge from our guests over the weekend. And there it will stay until someone else comes along and takes the nasty stuff off our hands. Sorry Guiness fans. I just don't "get" it.
Good luck at the doc!
Posted by: Amber at September 20, 2004 07:07 PM (zQE5D)
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good grief you two are adorable! i'm thinking of you. xoxoxo
Posted by: kat at September 20, 2004 07:28 PM (QkuGS)
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oh you both look so gorgeous! It's lovely to see both of you
.
as for the pressie, I'm still getting a kick of being able to order something online for someone who lives, like, 10,000 miles away from here and they get it in less than a week. Wishlists rule. *hugshugshugs*
and right now is a BRILLIANT time to start IVF astrologically. Sep 21 is one of the luckiest days of the year - Jupiter conjunct Sun - and a day either side is also perfect
. you go girl (and boy)
.
Posted by: goldie at September 20, 2004 10:38 PM (stGoY)
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who's the guy?
Posted by: drew at September 21, 2004 01:31 AM (sW2xV)
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advice, shmadmice - support is all i got to give. good luck... finding out the options is a great, hard start. Yay for you!
Posted by: martha at September 21, 2004 01:37 AM (5HJ2h)
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Best of luck with the IVF.
Posted by: Marian at September 21, 2004 06:08 PM (xJc/T)
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Why do people forsake the second N in GuinNess? It drives me batty.
Posted by: Ms. Pants at September 21, 2004 06:14 PM (oa04D)
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Did I ever tell you that my lovely youngest son plays the bohdran? Well, he's learning at any rate.
I really can't believe I missed that part the first time I read this post. Damn, getting old sucks like nobody's business.
::: wanders off :::
Posted by: Margi at September 22, 2004 12:51 PM (MAdsZ)
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First, best of luck about that IVF business.
Second, I'm *so* envious* about that trip, though not necessarily about the airport bit.
Third, nice picture!
Posted by: Gudy at September 22, 2004 03:51 PM (n0CV+)
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This is getting annoying, Dear Helen.
I left you a comment fulllll of whistles. And love. And read-between-the-lines grins for how absolutely happy and adorable you and your Mr. Y. look. And more whistles (although whistles of support for good news in the hoo-ha department has a kind of dirty in a good way feel to it.)
I'm a bad whistler. Maybe your comments section is opposed to bad whistling. Wouldn't blame it if that were true.
But whistling I am. With love. And support. And good thoughts.
And this time, STICK, comments, STICK!
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September 17, 2004
You Can Only Mess With The Adults
Wednesday was spent in a state of feeling like I had a big Band-Aid over my heart and feelings. Egg and Bacon weighed heavily on my mind, and I found I was thinking of aspects of them I hadn't before-would they have had brown hair or blond? Blue eyes (no Punnett Square can tell me that as I have missing links in my background)? Would they hold hands when they crossed the street? Would they hate kidney beans like I do?
Riding the tube into work I read the newspaper, when I come upon perhaps the most heat-wrenching article I've ever read in my life, about three teenagers that convenently used a six-week old puppy as a football. The puppy had to be put down. There is a picture of it, looking like the most perfect animal I would love to adopt.
And just like that, I was a 30-year-old embarassment in floods of tears on the tube.
Floods.
I have this thing about me-you don't hurt children or animals. Ever. If you do, you face my wrath, a fury so strong that you can see why I need therapy so much. Oh yes-by day I am calm mild-mannered Helen. By abuse I become the Infurinator, I would rip the limbs off of people. I had images of me being Lucy, holding the puppy-kicking teenager's heads on a tee and letting Charlie Brown actually connect with them. You don't hurt children or animals-I walked out of some dinosaur movie when the dinosaur at e Fido the family pet, strapped to the backyard. I know it's just a film, I know it wasn't real. I simply can't have any support for that kind of thing, I'm the chick that became a vegetarian 4 years ago because of my love for animals and I haven't looked back on the meat world since. I'm the chick for whom all the neighborhood cats are welcome in my house. I'm the chick that would have animals galore, space and Mr. Y permitting.
I tried to find the link online to send to Mr. Y once I got to work (on my working but now completely stripped laptop) and instead found this link.
What a sick fucking world we live in.
Then my banshee came out, and she came out hard. Von PettyPumpkin got blistered in my path when we were discussing desgin documents and commercial agreements. I felt he was being unreasonable.
"Look Helen," he oozed, pissing me off already. "You just have to understand [that fucking saying again!]. Six months from now you and I may be sitting across from each other in a court of law."
I stare at him. "I think the odds of you sitting across from me in six months time are extremely small." I say, unflinching.
And the men in the room actually add an: "Ooooooo!" sound, like you make when someone has stung you good.
Von PettyPumpkin turned red, but we didn't speak again.
Later I talked to Mr. Y about how crushed I was about the animals. He pointed out that adults in the world are often mistreated, adults have horrible atrocities that happen to them. I know this, and my heart goes out to them, too. But there is something even more horrific about animals and children facing the brunt of torture and abuse, and upon thinking about it, I realized what it is: Animals (especially the puppies in question) and children really can't defend themselves. How can people pick on things which can't defend themself? What kind of fucking monsters are they?
The day got better. I talked to my dad, who not only took my call, but told me despite being sent my blog link with an email referring to the damaging posts (said link provided to him, apparently, from the other side of my family that aren't speaking to me. Unforgivable. Absolutely not ok.) that he loves me no matter what, and he won't read the blog again. Even though some things in the call hurt-he and my grandmother were in Paris for 5 days but didn't think to call me to see if I wanted to join them-in the end I didn't care-it was so fucking nice to be talking to my father, laughing and joking with my father, and I sit here on the edge of tears thinking of how relieved I was that I hadn't lost him, too.
Mr. Y got me trashed on red wine later, and we tidied up waiting for Emily. We laughed and relaxed and had a fantastic meal. And my mood went up after seeing the news at the gym, during which I cheered my ass off on the elliptical trainerm celebrating the end of a horrible and disgusting sport of extreme cruelty.
Fox hunts have been banned.
Maybe it was karmic relief for a little six-week-old puppy, who will never know what it's like to run the fields himself.
-H.
PS-Emily is here. She's hilarious, and showed up out of the arrival exit looking all the world like a bright red flame. I have heard masses about the Houston Tiaras, who I think sound like a right rowdy cool bunch, KW and their fabulous menagerie, she has some cinnamon Sephora lip gloss I want to steal, and she's one astute chick. She can hold her own in a bar code chat with Mr. Y. She pointed out to me that I have a big fuck-off surgery scar behind my ear (a fact I had never known). And we got pretty drunk and ate a big Moroccan meal last night, so I think this is going well so far
PPS-Holy tostadas, Batman! Luuka is alive and well and with Eric!
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I'm with you all the way Helen. Any creature on this planet deserves better than this.
Rather than clog your comments up, I've posted my own thoughts on my own blog.
Remember, there are good people out there too.
*hugs*
Posted by: greywulf at September 17, 2004 09:22 AM (Mc68n)
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First of all *HUGS* for the Eggs and Bacon wounds. They wont ever heal (and they shouldnt it's a part of you) but hopefully with time the scab wont be so raw.
Second can I be Charlie Brown in that scenario? I am a dog person (though certain kitties are ok- just not with my terrier) and you DO NOT hurt defenseless little puppies.
I think that is what your anger about it boils down to. Those who can defend themselves make you mad but dont send you over the edge. Those that cant make you want to rip off their arm and beat their ass like Zorro with it. I sign up to volunteer.
Glad Emily made it across the pond safe! I will email this morning a list of things here in Paris for you two.
Posted by: stinkerbell at September 17, 2004 09:50 AM (HhU+M)
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I never thought I would see the day fox hunting was banned. I am no expert and do not know populaton numbers and the impact of foxes on the farming community and hence the need to keep the population down to a certain level. But even if culling is needed I have never be able to understand how it could be claimed that chasing the fox with a pack of hounds and then the dogs ripping it to pieces was the must 'humaine' way to facilitate the culling.
Yes we are just another animal on the planet and a lot of animals are meat eaters and kill other animals for food and thats nature, but we were doing this for sport for a few elite with the pretence of it being for a practical and humaine reason.
Of course some will bemoan the loss of a great tradition. Well burning so called witches and chopping off peoples heads, Jus Primae Noctis, the right by which the lord could sleep the first night with the bride of a newly married serf are also old 'traditions', but I think we moved on a little as a society and I dont see anyone bemoaning the loss of those traditions!
Posted by: Charlie at September 17, 2004 10:36 AM (cOBvN)
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<offtopic>Yay! Luuka finally managed to escape the channel isle's event horizon. Now all I have to do is post my stories and pics. </offtopic>
As for the actual point of your post - I have to agree with you that the sheer scope for human cruelty in this world makes me sick, especialy when directed at the defenceless and trusting.
I can only second greywulf's comments ... these people are in the minority and as long as there is moral outrage at their actions that is where they shall stay.
Posted by: Rob at September 17, 2004 11:15 AM (kXZI6)
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I'm glad the balance is coming back a little into your life. And anyone who tells me that they'll see me in Court has effectively terminated the conversation right there. Good for you.
Posted by: RP at September 17, 2004 11:17 AM (X3Lfs)
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It is heart renching to see an animal get hurt. Recently TM and I went out looking for a puppy for her. After looking at several which didnt work out for several reasons I came across this small shaking little puppy. When I put two fingers in the cage expecting the usually sniffing or licking she ended up just resting her head down on them and stopped shaking. Shortly there after TM ended up taking her home.
Hope your weekend goes well. TGIF
Posted by: drew at September 17, 2004 01:12 PM (CBlhQ)
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The coldest depths of hell are reserved for those who would hurt kittens or puppies.
The animal abuse cases sicken me almost as much as the child abuse.
Too many sick bastards out there.
Posted by: Easy at September 17, 2004 01:20 PM (U89mk)
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I've no time for animal cruelty, child abuse, or truly any kind of physical or mental mistreatment of a defenseless creature.
I'm glad you were able to speak with your Dad, and that things are good between you. A girl should always have her Daddy to turn to, and a father should always have his little girl.
Posted by: Mick at September 17, 2004 01:42 PM (VhRca)
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Don't get your hopes up about the fox-hunting ban. All that has happened is that the House of Commons has voted to ban fox-hunting. They've done this many times before and the ban has always been overturned by the House of Lords, who have the power to emend a bill and to overturn it. As you see, it doesn't work quite the same way as in the US Congress.
Posted by: John at September 17, 2004 02:30 PM (lX4XA)
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I know it's out there, but every time I see that kind of animal abuse, something inside me snaps. I almost take it personally, because I wasn't there to save the animal from such cruelty. Poor, poor puppies.
And my husband always says, "We can't save them all, dear." Oh, but if I could! Or at least be the judge, jury, and executioner at the karmic trial!
I'm glad your dad is still part of your life, Helen. I can't imagine losing my dad to a family rift/war. As has already been said here, a girl needs her daddy, and a father needs his baby girl.
Posted by: scorpy at September 17, 2004 04:16 PM (z62ad)
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I like to think of your banshee as a wrathful angel which decends upon degenerates who abuse animals or general louts like Von Petty Pumpkin.
My .02: It's a false dilemma to suggest that cruelty against humans is worse than cruelty against animals or that prevention thereof must take priority over the other.
There's quite a bit of research which demonstrates that animal abusers (and children in particular who abuse animals) are more likely to comit violent acts against humans. Here's one article from Brown University but there's heaps of stuff out there to be googled:
http://www.childresearch.net/CYBRARY/NEWS/200003.HTM
Posted by: Steve P at September 17, 2004 05:39 PM (tlQEA)
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Outrage over cruelty to animals and young children is well placed righteous anger. But what about cruelty to the most defenseless...the unborn? Does that get everyone's dander up as much? It certainly does mine.
Helen, if this is too "political" or too sensitive a topic, please strike it from the record with my apologies. I do think it's ironic that many get irate over cruelty to animals and children but not over cruelty to the unborn.
Posted by: Solomon at September 17, 2004 07:37 PM (k1sTy)
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Helen said: ""I think the odds of you sitting across from me in six months time are extremely small." I say, unflinching."
Awesome! LOVED that! *Amber beams*
And it goes without saying that people who knowingly torture defenseless living things are the lowest of the low and deserve all the wrath the gods can muster up.
Posted by: Amber at September 17, 2004 08:12 PM (zQE5D)
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I stare at him. "I think the odds of you sitting across from me in six months time are extremely small." I say, unflinching.
Kaaa-ZAP!!
Our 'Everyday' deflater of overinflated pompus twits. Just remember if possible use the 'I know something about you' smile on him.. make him stay up at night and wonder a little.. fair balance (or a start) for what he put you through. Or better yet.. smile (cat with Canary style) where people besides him can see you (If asked say truthfully.. Nothing .. REALLY.. )
How can people pick on things which can't defend themself? What kind of fucking monsters are they?
You Helen.. are a real person.. with a real soul (abeit one like my own with a few bumps and scrapes)... Right and wrong have a meaning to you. Those things in human form are what you call them.. Monsters thinking of nothing but their own immediate needs...
The universe has a VERY special fate for things like those monsters..
Have fun with your Visitor !!!!
Posted by: LarryConley at September 18, 2004 08:13 AM (aontM)
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You know, Larry, I really like the idea of me leaping tall buildings to zap over-inflated egos...there's a story in there somewhere, surely!
Posted by: Helen at September 20, 2004 01:59 PM (wHbTB)
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I'm having a hard time reading this post because every time I hear that someone has abused an animal...the toxins and the anger...collossal rage starts bubbling up and if I don't step away...it will blow.
So, without reading the rest of the post nor the comments, I have no idea if anyone has said this already but here is why I get so angry about it:
It's not that they can't defend themselves. What it is, to me, is that children and animals put their trust in you. They TRUST us, no judging, no worries, no fear. They absolutely look to adults with trust and an adult or older child goes and does that to a younger child or an animal...you have swiped one of the most precious things from that child or animal. It's not the broken bones and bruises...it's what that person has done to the MIND of the child or animal that causes me to want to do likewise to the abuser.
Bones and bruises, cuts and scrapes will heal. But the damage done to their psyche, their character, their emotions, their mind...when you abuse a child or an animal, you have basically started killing them emotionally. (Some like to say that animals don't have emotions but for those...you should still get what I'm saying.)
And that to me is the bigger crime out of the whole situation.
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September 15, 2004
Happy Birthday Babies
Today is September 15.
September 15, with the brisk air outside signalling that autumn is here, September 15, the day when Japan celebrates a day of Respect for the Aged. The day I get my laptop back. My father's birthday, whom I will call tonight and hope he takes my call. The day of the first new moon. A day I am feeling low.
And the day that my twins would've been 2 years old.
I called them Egg and Bacon, since I thought a name would be too personal and I had just read a book by John Irving, influencing me on the Egg angle. Two little woeful fetilized eggs, two eggs that had divided into 8 cells. My twins, my babies, my Egg and Bacon. I had a brutal round of IVF to try to conceive them, and I got pregnant.
Pregnant. Me. Nutty, skitsy, difficult, temperamental me. I was pregnant, and the wild thing is, once they were transplanted into me more than anything on earth I really wanted to be pregnant.
For a little over a week, I was pregnant. It was no time at all, just a blip in the calendar, a hold-over during the holidays. It was a blue line on a hospital-strength pregnancy stick. A blink of an eye on the global scheme of things, but something that changed my life.
Before Christmas I was pregnant.
By New Years' I was hemorrhaging a red tide, gushing out the thick cushy nest the hormones and I had been building for my babies, rushing out the perfectly balanced hormone levels designed to keep them growing, ripping off the strands and strings that were holding them to the wall of their new abode...and feeling my body out my babies, too.
I remember it all, and I remember it like it was yesterday, instead of nearly 3 years ago. I remember the shots, I remember the nose spray. I remember the vaginal suppositories and I remember the crying jags. I remember the srugery, the ultrasound on my swollen and engorged ovaries. I remember the blue line on the hospital's pregnancy stick and the faint lines on the 10 over-the-counter ones I bought, ripping open the packages with Halloween candy hope. I remember what it was like to be pregnant, and I remember sitting on the toilet in the hardware store, X Partner Unit looking for some paint for the hallway unaware of the lavatory drama, me crying, wailing, staring at the blood in the toilet understanding that, suddenly, I wasn't pregnant.
And I think about babies all the time. When I leave a building in London and see a whole gaggle of gorgeous little schoolgirls, holding hands in matching burgundy cardigans and identical band-aids on the knees. When I watch a tv show and a lonely woman looks out her window, cupping hot tea mug in one hand and the oh-how-I-wish-I'd-had-children look etching out the corner of her eyes. When Mr. Y talks to his children, that paternal hope and love that eases his soul and lights up the air. And when I see a baby on the street, a nestled pink dove in a sleeping duvet, I feel my heart plunge to the floor, my feet on an elevator crashing to the bottom level of a skyscraper.
I can feel happy for others. Simon has a beautiful new baby boy-I sent him a little gift, and little gifts for his other two children (I think older children should always have gifts too, if a new baby in their family get presents. I have always wanted to buy a pair of pinky sparkly fairy wings for little girls, and now I have had my wish. I buy gifts for the kids I know, so maybe my role isn't as mother but rather as a fairy godmother. Maybe I should go get a pair of pinky sparkly wings for myself.). Clancy and his lovely girlfriend are expecting. Gudy's wife is due very, very soon. I honestly am so happy for them.
At the same time, it tears a huge hole in my heart to think that I am not there myself. That I don't know if I will ever be there. That the love of my life still isn't sure how he feels about babies, we still don't know which direction we will take, but in any case, I simply don't want to hear any of that "why don't you adopt, you selfish cow?" or "dump Mr. Y and pick yourself up a 20-year-old fertile Italian boy desperate to have a dozen children." This is my man, and we need to find a way through this together.
Please...if you like me at all, please no advice today. By all means, whistle your support, let me know you care, leave a thought, but please, as my friend...no advice.
Maybe finding that way starts next week. Hopefully we get some answers and some ideas. Hopefully we can see options and discuss thoughts. Next week...when we have an appointment with an IVF specialist here in the UK.
I wrote a letter to Egg and Bacon those years ago, when I was still pumped full of hormones, soft stomach and high hopes. Since I wanted them so badly, I wrote a letter I hoped I could give them someday, some way of showing how much I wanted them. A letter, as I am so fucking pathetic that writing things down is the only way I can find to let things out.
I've attached the letter that I wrote to two tiny cells. The inanity of it kills me. I don't need the calendar to remind me that this was their due date. Somewhere deep inside of me, I will always remember today. I will always know that for a short while I was a mother, and I ache so much to be one for longer.
Happy Birthday, Egg and Bacon. I wish you were here so much.
December 20, 2001
Dear Egg and Bacon,
Can you hear me? Can you hear me when I think or when I talk out loud? Do I resonate with vibrations of sound, can you hear my music, my whispering to you? Sometimes, quite often actually, I have been rubbing my hand across my stomach, to reassure you, let you know that I am thinking of you. I am not sure where you are located inside of me, but I hope you can feel the warmth of my hand pressing down on you, the heat coming inside to reassure you. My hands a re a bit rough right now, winter hasn't been kind to them and I am forgetful with the lotion, but they will be soft if and when I can hold you someday.
If you'll want to stay, that is. And I really hope you do. I want nothing more than to be your mommy.
You are my babies, put deep inside me by cold test tubes and a daunting process. I know it would have been better to try to have you both naturally, when your father and I held each other close in bed at night, but trust me-just as much love went into conceiving you this way. Perhaps even more so-it is a lot of work and trial to go through IVF.
I won't find out for another week or so if you will stay. Please do. Both of you. I promise to love and adore you more than you can imagine. You have several sets of grandparents-all of them, actually-lined up to spoil you. Stay with me, my dear Egg and Bacon. You are my angels.
Love,
Your Mommy
-H.
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You're a darn fine fairy godmother and I hope that one day you'll be a mother as well. The silver lining is your life took a different turn and now you and Y are happy and together.
Posted by: Simon at September 15, 2004 06:58 AM (SG329)
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you're still their mother, helen. for always.
*hugs*
jade showed me a stick with two lines on it, yesterday. took me a minute, then I realised, and I asked her if it was hers!
Posted by: melanie at September 15, 2004 07:14 AM (jDC3U)
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Hugs sweetie,
Hugs and love. And may you have the blessings you so desire....
Posted by: Rachel Ann at September 15, 2004 07:37 AM (4sBHu)
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thanks for reminding we in japan are to celebrate 'Respect for the Aged' day ..
laptop homecoming !
dont drop it again !!! :p
Posted by: freevheel at September 15, 2004 08:45 AM (79vbc)
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There were tears in my eyes after reading this post. Take care, wish you joy, happiness n peace in life.
Posted by: Jahnvi at September 15, 2004 08:59 AM (IvYGv)
Posted by: croxie at September 15, 2004 09:04 AM (y+CmN)
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you will be a phenomenal mother one day.
*Hugs*
Posted by: stinkerbell at September 15, 2004 09:14 AM (HhU+M)
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Lots of hugs n love, Helen honey.
Posted by: goldie at September 15, 2004 10:11 AM (xH8vH)
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You are full of love and one day you will most certainly have your own child to bathe in it. I am unshakeable in this belief.
In the meantime, know simply that there are many people rooting for you and sending you lots of love!
Posted by: RP at September 15, 2004 11:15 AM (X3Lfs)
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*hugs*
I'm sorry, Helen.
Posted by: scorpy at September 15, 2004 01:05 PM (03qQr)
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That was beautiful. I have always believed that somethings in life need to always be remembered and cherished, no matter how painful it might be.
As far as you and Mr. Y. I understand what you mean. You have this need for a child. But that, in no way, lessens your need for him. I've been there too. All I can do is send you hugs.
Posted by: Jadewolff at September 15, 2004 01:10 PM (8MfYL)
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No advice... just hugs.
Posted by: amber at September 15, 2004 01:28 PM (/ydz0)
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Oh Helen, I am so sorry. I cannot even imagine your heartbreak. *hugs*
Posted by: marie at September 15, 2004 01:32 PM (dxWfW)
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Thank you for sharing that. Know that we're thinking of you....
Posted by: karmajenn at September 15, 2004 02:21 PM (fx1A8)
Posted by: Easy at September 15, 2004 02:57 PM (U89mk)
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i don't even know what to say but my heart aches for all who don't have children and want them, whatever the reason...
Posted by: martha at September 15, 2004 03:12 PM (5HJ2h)
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Helen dear, I feel your pain.
I have no sage words of advice or consolation, just the fierce hope and wish that you may find happiness - and a big, fat *hug*.
Posted by: Gudy at September 15, 2004 03:20 PM (lCs/Q)
Posted by: Jennifer at September 15, 2004 03:21 PM (jl9h0)
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i'm sorry you're hurting helen. my heart aches for you. ((((super big hugs and a smooch)))
Posted by: kat at September 15, 2004 03:39 PM (QkuGS)
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So I'm sitting here reading this gut-wrenching post, and
Wild Horses comes on my radio. And out came the tears.
You will be a wonderful mom someday. You will.
Posted by: amy t. at September 15, 2004 03:41 PM (xKhv0)
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"A letter, as I am so fucking pathetic that writing things down is the only way I can find to let things out.". Sorry, but your wrong. This particular letter is very beautiful. I´ll probably write one myself, and when my kid grows and I give it to him, I will also tell him that this was originally Helens idea. Who is Helen? Never met her, but she sounds like a great human being... Miguel.
Posted by: msd at September 15, 2004 03:43 PM (qDMdu)
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Oh Helen, I'm not a woman so I know I cannot come close to understanding what you must feel or go thru when your thoughts turn to writing this post. But I can wish and pray that any other woman who is going or has gone thru a similar experience finds your site and reaches the opportunity of reading what you write. It would be great if your December 20, 2001 letter with it's context could find it's way onto the pages of a magazine with a circulation touching many more people.
Posted by: Roger at September 15, 2004 04:18 PM (8S2fE)
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Dan made it clear at the time we got together that he did NOT want babies. I said fine. I didn't want any more either. I thought I was done.
I'm still fine with that decision, because I love Dan, and he's right, we don't need to be starting a family at this point, but...oh, sometimes when we are making love or when I see the look on his face when he laughs at something sweet or when tears come to his eyes at something touching on TV, or worst of all, when I see him actually *holding* a baby, I want to have his babies so very badly I have to clench my jaw down really hard and tears come to my eyes.
I know it's not quite the same as what you feel/felt, because I didn't have your loss, but I'm commiserating with you anyway because this touched a strong chord in me.
Posted by: Amber at September 15, 2004 04:45 PM (zQE5D)
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(((HUGS)))
You are not alone. You are not alone. You are loved and supported and we share your sadness - in empathy, in sympathy, in kindness.
You have a beautiful soul, and a nurturing heart.
I'm so so sorry for your loss. And pray for healing and future joys.
Love,
/Elizabeth (VP of the M.A.S.)
Posted by: Elizabeth at September 15, 2004 04:46 PM (reWVd)
Posted by: Kyle at September 15, 2004 05:24 PM (blNMI)
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Oh, Helen, I'm so sorry. The letter to Egg and Bacon was beautiful. {{hugs}}
Posted by: selzach at September 15, 2004 05:41 PM (Ol1GC)
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No advice today...so lets talk about the NHL lockout.
Also adults like toys too....
::Hug::
Posted by: drew at September 15, 2004 06:25 PM (CBlhQ)
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My wife and I are expecting twins in late January. We are a fortunate, blessed and anxious IVF success story. Thanks for sharing.....
Posted by: gym rat at September 15, 2004 06:25 PM (nnOa7)
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Oh, Helen. Here's some love for you:
{{{love}}}
Posted by: the girl at September 15, 2004 06:33 PM (s67Kt)
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I meant to add that you will have a success story of your own one day. You certainly deserve it.
Posted by: gym rat at September 15, 2004 06:34 PM (nnOa7)
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Here's to hoping all your dreams come true.
*hugs*
Posted by: B at September 15, 2004 07:02 PM (TQHLW)
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Well if you want my advice, you should dump the Mr. Y and... Just kidding
I wanted to try and type something funny to help pick you up, and disobeying the very thing you asked us not to do seemed the way to go. I even put a "the" in front of "Mr. Y" to help make it funnier...per your instructions a couple of weeks ago.
I hope you don't mind the attempted levity and apologize if it was a failed attempt. If it didn't work, think of something really, REALLY funny, and pretend THAT'S what I typed. God bless.
Posted by: Solomon at September 15, 2004 07:22 PM (k1sTy)
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I read often... thought I would finally comment...
I enjoy your honesty.
Posted by: Jess at September 15, 2004 07:33 PM (jiaJ/)
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Ohh Helen, that is totally gut wrenching, I can only imagine how you must feel. I know that you will be a wonderful mom or like me a most favored auntie, either way you have a heart full of love for people, Mr. Y is one lucky man!
Posted by: cheryl at September 15, 2004 07:57 PM (/kuVz)
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It just breaks me up to contemplate all this. But I hate to see you call such a lovely letter inane. I really do. With the first stroke of your pen on the page you made a conscious decision to remember your time with them, and that I think is beautiful and honorable.
Posted by: ilyka at September 15, 2004 09:11 PM (FHuDm)
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Posted by: pam at September 16, 2004 12:51 AM (l6NIn)
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Understand your sorrow. I was looking forward to be a mom but lost mine at 7 weeks.
*hugs*
Posted by: carpediem at September 16, 2004 01:40 AM (zXIN2)
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Been a long time since I've visited. Consider yourself hugged.
Posted by: brj at September 16, 2004 08:41 AM (VVsQN)
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My God there's a whole lot of hugging going on in here. If anyone's got a hug to spare, I'm free.
Posted by: Simon at September 16, 2004 10:19 AM (GWTmv)
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Bless you Helen. May you find a way to work through this.
Posted by: Rebecca at September 16, 2004 02:29 PM (ZHfdF)
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Your lack of an entry today leads me to think that you and Mr. Y discussed this at length and possibly not so amicably last night and that you're worn out today.
I hope all is well and that I'm just being paranoid.
Posted by: Solomon at September 16, 2004 03:31 PM (k1sTy)
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Apologies-no discussions last night, actually my lack of post today due to rough day yesterday and getting trousered on the vino tinto last night, leading to hangover and rush to airport. Now entertaining very nice red-headed chick in the house, who's proving to be a good laugh.
Post from me tomorrow.
Thanks and love to those that offered me a shoulder to blog on. Baby talk is far from easy.
Posted by: Helen at September 16, 2004 05:59 PM (/uGVk)
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Thank you for sharing their story. You'll always be their mommy whether they are here or not. Jumping through a billion and one hoops to have a baby is so very frustrating but I know that you're strong enough to get through it. *hug* Your offer for a shoulder for me to cry on works vise versa.
Posted by: Michele at September 16, 2004 07:26 PM (FF/cB)
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I hate to do something so cliche but please know I've only online hugged someone one other time.
((((HUG HELEN))))
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Posted by: Azalea at September 16, 2004 09:28 PM (hRxUm)
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Helen, what a tale to tell! You have my sympathies!
My wife and I had several miscarriages along the way to finally having my daughter, and each one was very hard to endure, for both of us.
I hope your story has a happy ending!
Many hugs!!!
Posted by: Mick at September 17, 2004 12:00 AM (m/BWU)
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Oh, Helen,
I know so much how you feel, having had several miscarriages. I still have the sonogram pics of the last one - from what - 12 years ago?
I was lucky to have my one.
If ever you come to the States again, please know that you are welcome at the Donovan household here in Leavenworth.
Through my tears for you, all I can do is give you a virtual hug.
<<<<<>>>>>
Beth
Posted by: Beth Donovan at September 18, 2004 08:40 PM (10rgs)
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You are a very sweet lady, Helen.
Posted by: Almost Lucid (Brad) at September 21, 2004 03:10 PM (oDYrr)
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I'm behind in reading blogs, but always enjoy yours - so thought provoking all the time. I had to comment on this one, despite it being a week old.
A beautiful letter, and despite the pain involved, well worth always remembering.
Six months pregnant, an abusive husband, an aborted placenta, 3 weeks of carrying a no longer live fetus, induction, holding a perfectly formed baby boy that would never take a breath. I will remember all of it like it was yesterday until the day I die - even though that beautiful boy would have been 18 this past May.
Hold on to your memory Helen, as painful as it may be, because I know it also brings you joy. There is nothing in the world that can ever replace the joy of knowing there is a life growing inside of you. The awe of it, the responsibility, the protection you feel from the first moment you know you are pregnant. Those are the joyful memories Helen - don't let the sadness of it shut that out.
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September 14, 2004
So If I Don't Burn My Bras, What Can I Burn?
Recently I have found my feminist beliefs to be in jeopardy.
I am not one of those strident, burn-your-bra feminists, I am not the type who thinks women should be spelled "womyn". In no way, shape or form am I a feminazi, since I don't think such a creature exists, and if she did, would she announce to a lift full of men that her £70 jeans make her ass look fantastic? Or would that be counter-feminist, since perpetuating the objectification of a woman is the height of iniquitous?
As I have said in the past, I used to be a real man-hater in university. That's "man-hater", not feminist, since the two actually, I think, are not inclusive of each other. Feminists, I believe, think that man and woman co-exist in society and can be seperate but equal in perhaps seperate but un-equal ways-if the woman is the one in charge of child care, then the man can be in charge of car maintenance. Or vice versa. If the woman cooks, the man does the dishes. Or maybe they take turns. Bottom line-no single job is "just the woman's" or "just the man's". Chores suck equally for both sexes.
A man-hater, which is what I was, wants to round up all the men and house them in Nevada, where they can trade sexual favors to the women who run the world in exchange for one hour in a climate-controlled room.
I got over that. Honest. What I am now, is an I-wanna-work-and-have-a-man-and-a-family-and-keep-my-own-name kind of gal. You know. A modern woman.
That's spelled W-O-M-A-N woman, not the other kind.
But recently I have found myself questioning the very basics of my feminism. Is what I used to believe still relevant? And why did I choose to only see parts of it?
This entire week I have to be in London every day, and as such, it means a one-hour train ride in to the city, and a one-hour train ride home. I have this down to an art form. I know how to manage this trip as well as I know how to insert tampons these days. But I had a twist yesterday which made me pause and, riding the train, I put my book down and simply thought about this issue the rest of the journey.
When I get on my train stop, the train is generally empty. It fills up about two stops before London, and from then on, it's standing room only. As we pulled into the last stop before London, a little station called Woking, a surge of people came on, crowding around me and the three men sitting next to me. The last one on the train was a very pregnant woman, one hand protectively resting on her stomach. She pulled the train door behind her, and the three men beside me looked up at her, pulled their newspapers in, and made room with their knees for her and her enormous stomach to stand.
For a pregnant woman.
To stand.
On a shifting train ride that would take another 20 minutes.
I immediately stood up and offered her my seat, which she gratefully accepted and sat down, taking her shoes off and rubbing her stomach. And I stood there in the aisle, trying to hold my balance, and I was really angry. I was livid, as three average, healthy, ordinary male commuters refused to give up their seats for a pregnant woman. The nerve! The disgust! So I had to do it, and I'm a woman!
Hang on a minute.
I'm a woman.
And I'm annoyed that these men wouldn't give up their seats, with the underlying thought that they should have given up their seats, since they're men.
The implication being that I shouldn't have to give up my seat, these men should have.
And it was then I realized that if I want seperate but equal, I need to shut the fuck up and give up my seat to someone who needs it, too. The boats don't need to rescue women and children foremost, they just need to rescue the children first. They don't need to make the men stand on the deck, looking forward to an icy dunk, since as a woman today, we too can tread the freezing water. The days of damsels in distress and rescuing the lost woman are over-we no longer need to be rescued since we're fair and delicate, or since we are the reproductive members of society. The population is pretty healthily high, and I can kick Best Friend's ass at boxing, proving that I am pretty hearty myself.
It's the same with work-my male colleagues tell dirty jokes, they swear, and I swear back at them. If I thought they crossed a line, I'd say so. With the exception of Von PettyPumpkin, they're all good guys who work pretty hard and like a laugh, a pint, and the ability to chill in front of their colleagues. And at work, I want equal treatment, too-I want the same workload as the men (in fact, I like a heavy workload, so go ahead and add more). I like to be paid the same and I like to know my chances of moving ahead are the same as everyones (in fact my manager has asked if I want to be a line manager, to replace him when he leaves in two years. The answer is "no".)
But a recent article in the Times has pissed me off pretty severely. Apparently, women aren't facing a glass ceiling anymore-we're facing a glass cliff. A glass cliff. Like looking up at the bottom of a shoe wasn't bad enough.
According to the Times,:
"...the glass cliff phenomenon, in which the women who did crack the glass ceiling found themselves in a constant struggle to maintain their success."
Wait for it.
"Companies that appoint women to leadership positions often tend to do so when the business is performing poorly, according to the study. This made it significantly harder for female executives and managers to do well because they were regularly blamed for failures that had begun before they started work."
Ah. So is the implication here that people look for a bad-odds horse to blame, a way of pointing the finger? Things are sucking, let's bring a woman here, crucify her, then get a good-old-boy here to rescue the situation? To get a woman to take the "poisoned chalice", as the Times calls it, when a man wouldn't?
But is it perhaps because it's the nature of women to see broken things and want to fix them, to be able to knuckle down at the bow of jobs simply because, based on biology, we're better equipped for the itchy veil martydom? Is it perhaps due to the fact that, with business, women can rule with their head just as well as with their heart? Surely that can't be the only time they give the big captain's cap to a woman, when the boat is looking to capsize and take the crew with her?
I utterly reject that women are facing a glass cliff. I think instead that what some women like is a good challenge, we like to turn things around, we like to be able to see change. Why does the metaphor have to be something that we're pushed from? Why "glass cliff", why not "glass starting block"? Because the truth is, as a follow-up article in the Times showed:
"It turns out that in the five months after the appointment of women, the share prices of those companies in the study did what dark horses always do: outperformed the average."
Amen, my sistuhs.
Now if the Times can help me figure out my stance on men versus women accommodating on trains, then perhaps I can quit taking a lighter up to my lingerie drawer, wondering which filigree lace edge to burn first.
-H.
PS-I will say this again-I don't do politics here. In fact, I don't read about politics anywhere in blogdom. This isn't a "head in the sand" approach-this is a "life is too short to be so pissed off, and I'm grown-up enough to form my own opinions, thanks" approach. You think a chick like me goes around without opinions on the world theater? Me? A chick with a view on everything from love to breakfast cereal to flag waving to books? I turn to blogdom to meet people-kind, funny, warm, loving, hilarious. People. Check out my links for some of them. I turn to the BBC, Radio 4 and discussions with Mr. Y to determine my politics. Life's too short to walk away from someone you love just because of their politics. So if I don't comment on your political posts, or if I don't blog about politics, don't assume it's because I am an imbecile. It's mostly because of my ulcer, and the fact that the ass bleed needs to stop someday.
PPS-I am closing all my old comments down, posts will only stay open about a week-twice in two weeks I have been hit by spam, I have deleted over 400 comments and I just can't take them. Old posts will have comments closed. I hate spam with a vile rage.
PPPS-That screeching sound you hear? It's coming from Houston. It's Emily, giddy with excitement, who will be here in 2 days time. She can prove, once and for all, that I am not a professional writer (I just play one on tv), that I am not a balding man in Ohio, and that I am exactly as I say I am.
Unless it goes all Griffin and Sabine, in which we are in different dimensions and can only communicate via surreal home-drawn postcards. Then I'm screwed. I can't draw.
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I've taught my children to get up for older people, and I have always stood up for a pregnant woman (unless I was in a similar situation myself.) To me the rule is not male/female but the health/age/ability/encumberment of the person getting on the bus/train. The same applies to opening the door for someone.
I think a lot of this boils down to simple politness; smiling and thanking the clerk who rings up your groceries, or saying a word or two to the person who takes your toll money. Picking up an object that falls from the ground and putting it back on the shelf, or handing it to the owner. Helping someone find the peanut butter ailse.
It has nothing to do with being a feminist. It is a matter of respecting one's fellow human being.
Oh, and while I do cover politics on my blog, I agree with you in terms of anger regarding politics. I feel one needs to argue the ideas and not demean the people. And I didn't ascribe any lack of intelligence on your part to the lack of politics on your blog or in your comments.
(Ps, before we take Emily's word that you are real don't we have to have proof that Emily is real? ;-) )
Posted by: Rachel Ann at September 14, 2004 07:56 AM (Ws8TX)
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Rachel Ann-I do completely agree with you-the able-bodied should be the ones to stand, absolutely.
Posted by: Helen at September 14, 2004 07:58 AM (/uGVk)
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Damn. Rachel Ann said what I wanted to say, except she probably said it better.
Posted by: RP at September 14, 2004 11:15 AM (X3Lfs)
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To be honest, I've gotten annoyed with a situation like that before too. It actually offends me completely to walk onto a train and find a pregnant woman standing. I will be one of those seat hogs for the sole purpose of getting her to sit down if necessary. I'd like to think alot of the men that don't give up their seat just didn't notice because they were in their own little world. Living in DC, what I find very amusing is the number of men that actually get up for women, elders, etc that happen to be military. I'm not sure what it is. But I have never seen a military man sitting if there was a woman, elder, or even small children standing. Maybe it's the whole wanting to serve mentality?
Posted by: Jadewolff at September 14, 2004 01:24 PM (8MfYL)
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The problem is, women cannot have it both ways. It is very unfair to call ourselves "equal" to men and then expect them to treat us differently. But, I am very anti-feminist, so my opinion is skewed. And no, I am not a dumb bimbo, I actaully have a PhD in Physics.
Posted by: Marie at September 14, 2004 01:35 PM (dxWfW)
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Any man who doesn't give up his seat for a pregnant woman or his place on a life raft for a woman or child (in the famous words of Major Payne) "should be monkey stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mama."
Men should make life good for women!! If it means giving up your seat, holding a door, telling someone she looks nice, sacrificing his life, or any of those time-honored traditions, DO IT MEN!!
And "not noticing" a pregnant woman is as lame as not giving up your seat for her. Don't make me back up the dump truck and unload what I really think
Posted by: Solomon at September 14, 2004 01:50 PM (k1sTy)
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"Men should make life good for women!!"
Ahhhhhhh.....
Posted by: Helen at September 14, 2004 02:06 PM (/uGVk)
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Anyone who continues to sit while a pregnant woman stands is probably an asshole.
I think I already gave you the quote from RAH about women and equality, so I won't repeat it here. And you've already made your point about politics (or the lack thereof) on your blog so I assume the repeat is for those who still don't get it.
For the spam problem, may I suggest: http://www.anti-leech.com/spam/spambot_stopper.php
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Posted by: EAsy at September 14, 2004 02:28 PM (U89mk)
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I guess I'm still a bit chauvinist because I think each of those three guys should have been smacked on the backside of the head. Twice. With the Sunday edition of the Times.
Holding doors, holding chairs, walking on the side next to the street, getting your ass out of the damned seat...these are things that I learned growing up. It's how a gentleman behaves, period. It doesn't mean that guys are superior to the women they help in these little ways, it means they respect them and have a little care for some of the traditions that actually make polite society a little nicer.
Posted by: Jim at September 14, 2004 02:48 PM (GCA5m)
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Dude. The squealing has been non stop for at least 48 hours now. See... it may be 2 days until I get there, but only ONE DAY until I leave. Eeeeeee! I leave tomorrow! Eeeeeeee!
Posted by: emily at September 14, 2004 03:26 PM (GpAPK)
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I find myself disagreeing with Jim and Solomon, and agreeing with Marie. Women can't have it both ways: either you don't want special treatment, or you do. Not wanting the bad special treatment, aka discrimination, while insisting on the good special treatment, aka gentlemanly behaviour, strikes me as hypocritical.
That said, those three guys need to get hit in the nads, hard. Not because they were men who didn't offer their place to a woman, but, as Rachel Ann said, because they were healthy, able-bodied people who didn't offer their place to a very pregnant woman.
Posted by: Gudy at September 14, 2004 03:59 PM (xhbdq)
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I, too, am non-political, blog-wise. And rarely do I comment on political entries. (There is one blogger that I make exception to that rule for, but I always tell him I'm not going to argue, and just that I dislike his generalizations about others not of his political bent.)
I guess I'm chauvenistic, or old-fashioned, or non-liberated, or something, though, because I would have stood, given the pregnant lady a place to sit, and then proceeded to give those men what-for during the rest of the trip.
Posted by: scorpy at September 14, 2004 04:00 PM (s1gnv)
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It's not even so much that the men wouldn't give up their seat because they're men, it's that their mother never taught them the manners to be courteous, in any situation. You were taught manners. I mean, sure we'd like to point fingers and say, "oh but it's because they were men." Would you have felt the same way if it were an old frail woman, or an old frail man that they did the same thing to? It's people in general these days that are completely inconsiderate of others. "I am a paying commuter too, and I was here first. Who cares if the old man breaks a hip, pregnant woman falls, etc." It's really sad.
Posted by: sporty at September 14, 2004 04:00 PM (NsnoE)
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Why can't we (society) have it both ways? Give women equal pay for equal work, give them equal opportunities, allow them the right to vote, and all the other stuff that would make them "equal", and still treat them like ladies? Just because she wants the same workload & pay at work means we can't stand up when she needs a seat?
I'm still in favor of separation of roles (that will never change
; but in the absence of that, I will still make life good for women and children and sacrifice my comfort for theirs.
Posted by: Solomon at September 14, 2004 04:33 PM (k1sTy)
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The problem is, it is now risky for a gentleman to BE a gentleman. My wonderfuly hubby got cursed out by a woman for holding the door open for her. Some feminists consider chivalry highly insulting and get downright nasty about it. Women like that have ruined it for people like that poor pregant woman Helen got up for.
For the record, unless I was pregnant, I always gave my seat to the elderly, infirm or pregnant.
Posted by: Marie at September 14, 2004 04:35 PM (dxWfW)
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Ok, just got back from Court. On the journey back to the office, on the #4 Train (Lexington Avenue Express), I saw a man get up and offer up his seat to a woman with a small child in tow. At least sometimes in NY the niceties are observed.
Posted by: RP at September 14, 2004 04:52 PM (LlPKh)
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Solomon’s got it right. The fact that women and men are equals (or should be...) has got nothing to do with men being kind to women. The women figures in my life (grandmother, mother, wife...) simply leave me with no other way to act, it wont even cross my mind not to give my seat or open a door to a women, and of course to elders or disabled. Pregnant women are therefore a powerful combination ;-). The fact is I feel good paying that courtesy. And I generally get a smile back. But I´m from a conservative country, so... Miguel.
P. S. – It´s my birthday, congratulate me. Just don´t tell me 30 is the beginning of the end, that I´m getting fat and old… I´ve heard it all before!
Posted by: msd at September 14, 2004 04:53 PM (DsbnL)
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i've been thinking about this stuff a lot lately. whoever said it has more to do with manners is right on.
helen, as usual, you put so eloquently much of what's on my mind.
Posted by: kat at September 14, 2004 04:53 PM (QkuGS)
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MSD! You're alive! You've been quiet!
And happy birthday. Believe me-30 is fun!
Posted by: Helen at September 14, 2004 05:06 PM (/uGVk)
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Long time no hear from, Miguel. Welcome back and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 30 isn't the beginning of the end; it just keeps getting better. And for what it's worth, I don't think you're getting fat
Posted by: Solomon at September 14, 2004 06:46 PM (k1sTy)
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I'm with you on political blogs, Helen. It's like sports blogs; I'm glad the people who write them and argue about them enjoy all that, but I already know where I stand politically. I don't need to read constant debate over such things.
When Dan and I went to the airshow a few weeks ago, we had to take a shuttle bus from the parking lot to the airport. It was crowded, so Dan and I had to stand. Three men jumped up to offer me their seat. I'm not pregnant and I'm not feeble. I'm assuming they did it because all the other women were sitting and I was the only one standing. I thanked them but said no; it was a 5 minute ride at most.
But I was touched they stood up and offered. I always am. I don't see that kind of thing as some kind of statement that I, as a woman, am too weak to stand up on my own, or too stupid to open my own door, or too ditsy to handle this kind of thing on my own, but rather I see it as an echo of the ancient human recognition that I have a value men can never have: I can bear children.
Rather than that fact being an insult to me, I believe it is meant as an honor. A special respect. Whether I'm actually capable of bearing children or not is not the issue; It's traditional, it's respectful and the impulse for men to show such respect towards women goes far back in our history in many cultures.
Since such respect is given to me as an honor, I accept it as such.
With equal respect and courtesy in return.
Posted by: Amber at September 14, 2004 07:29 PM (zQE5D)
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I think there are really three issues; politness, equal opportunity and proper behaviour. One gives up their seat to someone who needs it more than oneself because that is what is decent and good. A man may help on a woman with her coat because that is a social nicety and it hurts no-one to do. It isn't necessary in my book but it isn't something one should become upset over if it is done (and any woman who gets bent out of shape for such a gesture has peanuts for brains. The gentleman who opend the door for her or whatever, can just smile and know he behaved nicely) Neither really has anything to do with how much one gets paid at work. I do a job I should get paid for that job according to the value of my work; my gender (race, creed, etc. etc.) should not be an issue.
As far giving me a seat on the lifeboat...lets pray that is a never again occurance... everyone should have a seat on the lifeboat...
Posted by: Rachel Ann at September 14, 2004 07:56 PM (Ws8TX)
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Posted by: pylorns at September 14, 2004 08:26 PM (FTYER)
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update... Luuka has landed in SE Tennessee... safe, well, and hungry...
Posted by: Eric at September 14, 2004 11:10 PM (Py0cM)
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I want to rule the world. I want my husband to squish all the bugs and open doors for me. I want to be celebrated at work for the fact that my heart tends to lead my head in the proper direction, 99,9% of the time, thus making me an effective leader of people and generator of ideas. I want to be whistled at by the construction crew working on the roadway outside my office. I want to cook, clean, and otherwise tend my little family. I want breakfast in bed.
I want it all. I am W-O-M-A-N. Hear me roar.
Posted by: Jennifer at September 14, 2004 11:21 PM (vSro2)
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So if I don't comment on your political posts, or if I don't blog about politics, don't assume it's because I am an imbecile.
I would never assume you're an imbecile, unless you acted like one, and even then I'd probably figure you were just inebriated.
But seriously, I certainly hope I've never, even inadvertently, made you feel that way. I have folks who read me to see me rave about my silly, limited interests, and I have folks who read for the politics, and so far as I'm concerned, it's ALL good. I'm just amazed I have anyone reading me for any reason.
I've had those "wait, why'm I expecting the guy to do that?" moments too. Equal rights implies equal responsibility is how I normally look at it, but shoot, that doesn't mean I don't get all aflutter with girlish delight when a man holds open a door or offers me a seat, because I sure do.
Posted by: ilyka at September 15, 2004 12:00 AM (uJDHV)
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wow, someone actually missed me! I stop by almost daily, but have been quiet on the comments. Thank you for your kind words. By the way, I´m still waiting for Luuka! All the best, Miguel.
Posted by: msd at September 15, 2004 12:17 AM (oo2TN)
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Jennifer's post pretty much exemplifies what I hate about feminists and feminism. *I* want....*I* want it all. And damn it, someone should give it to me. I want to act like a man, but be treated like a woman. I want, I want, I want. Ridiculous. No-one can have it all, male or female.
And what's with this "I am woman hear me roar"? Fine, roar away. But open your own doors and squish your own bugs, honey.
Posted by: Marie at September 15, 2004 12:34 AM (dxWfW)
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I thought Jennifer's comments fit in perfectly with how I see my life and my needs. And I have a Champion Bug-Squisher. Plus an awesome job I adore where I get to tell everyone else what to do.
Guess I do have it "all". Must be luckier than I thought. HA!
Although nobody would *ever* call me a feminist. Not in a million years. *laughs at the thought*
Me going to a feminist meeting would be like Michael Moore showing up at the Republican Convention to make a speech. Not a pretty sight, folks.
Uh-uh. ;-)
Posted by: Amber at September 15, 2004 02:36 AM (zQE5D)
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I had the same kind of moment, when I ealized it was about being equal and treated as such, and nothing else.
I am feminine, but I can do what ever it is that I want. Which like you means to me I can be a moderate modern woman.
Now to make a list for you and Emily...
Posted by: stinkerbell at September 15, 2004 09:16 AM (HhU+M)
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That Marie thinks me a feminist shows she missed the point of my comments entirely. I'm a woman. Period. A forty-one year old one, at that, who can honestly assess life by saying I pretty much *do* have it all.
And just because I *want* it, doesn't mean I'm asking someone to hand it to me on a silver platter. I've worked for every piece of it. Which makes it that much more satisfying.
Posted by: Jennifer at September 15, 2004 11:28 AM (vSro2)
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I like your stance. If you want the pregnant lady to have your seat, give it up. However, any man who saw that lady and didn't give up his seat is a fucking twit and deserves your evil eye.
In a predominently male career-path, I have had as many female bosses and co-workers as I have had male. I don't believe in the glass cliff because that would suggest that companies are willing to lose money to prove a point. However, I've seen first-hand the good-ol-boy's network and there's no denying that being a feminine woman is still seen as a weakness.
Smart companies know better though. Smart people know better.
Posted by: Almost Lucid (Brad) at September 21, 2004 02:45 PM (oDYrr)
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It's All A Bunch of Flag-Waving
I've never been big on flag-waving patriotism. To me, a flag is an identifier of the obvious or implied-you fly it on a boat to know where the boat is from. Olympic athletes grace it on their chests. You look up and see it flying at half-mast, to gauge the grief of a nation.
I'm not saying I'm against flags, what I am saying is that I think patriotism comes from within. I don't need a flag to know who I am or where I come from. I don't need a flag to show alliance, grief, or affinity. I know where I stand on those aspects, and a flag is really, to me, just a metaphor for what I already feel and know.
In Europe, I think flags often symbolize or warn about over-nationalism. In Sweden you'd fly them on special occasions. In Germany, you don't often fly them at all. You see a lot of flags in the UK, often associated with license plates and football games, but the Americans abroad tend to lie low, an American flag is a rare thing. Mr. Y is also not big on flags, and we've both agreed not to debate over which flag to fly, the English or the American, we'll simply fly neither of them. I did keep the 48-starred flag that I found, and it hangs over the curtain rod in the dining room.
So I don't fly flags. That said, I don't support flag-burning of any nation, as I think it's the height of insult. I remember when I was a kid and we had to say the Pledge of Allegiance every morning, hand on heart facing the hokey paper flag pegged near the chalkboard (why couldn't we have cloth flags? Why?). We started it in first grade, but by the time our legs and minds had grown to sixth grade, the practice had petered out. I wonder why they stopped that.
But the flag rules were relaxed when we bought tickets for Proms in the Park, in London.
The Proms are not an event here where you wear a sparkly gown and a bad corsage, where you go halvsies on a limo and get drunk with your date, winding up eating Doritos at 3 am and trying not to get nacho spices on your dress. The Proms are a series of concerts here, which end in a big massive final concert that the BBC hires out enormous areas, puts on big stages and giant screens, and everyone gets a big picnic together and watches. The last evening, in particular, the music is perhaps a bit less classical and more national, as anthems, drinking songs, and hymns are sung with mass audience participation.
And there are flags.
Thousands of them.
You bring a flag-any flag-but most often the flag of your home country-and you wave it during the evening.
So Saturday night, along with 25,000 others, we head to Hyde Park to watch the Proms in the Park. Mr, Y, Jim, Karl and I pack up picnic blankets, picnic finger-foods, boxed wine (just like being back in university again, making our pound coins work for the highst alcoholic content possible...well that, plus we weren't allowed to bring glass in), cameras...and my 48-starred flag.
Which I would be waving during the patriotic songs.
With great enthusiasm.
The evening was windy, a bit chilly, but the skies were open and the moods were fantastic. Jim, Karl, Mr. Y and I were all getting along and laughs were constant. The comraderie and kindness of the fellow Proms in the Park folk-all 25,000 of us-was infectious. The early music was classical, and I felt I was drifting bodiless around the park to the tune of the beautiful Flower Duet. You could text the Proms a message and see if they would post it. Mr. Y tried it but got his message in too late, however he showed it to me anyway.
"Helen I love you!" was the message.
I was a puddle at the base of the blanket after that, and you betcha' a little surreptitious under-the-darkness-of-night al fresco touching was had.
In Hyde Park, especially, the flags came out en masse during the patriotic songs (the classical works really had most of us just swaying like zombies, they weren't really flag moments). The sing-a-longs, the anthems, the rousing traditional sailor songs...there must have been at least one flag for every three or four people. The flags were mostly the Union Jack or the English flag (looks a bit like a Red Cross flag-a white backgroud with a red cross), Welsh flags, Scottish flags, and a number of Australian flags. Our little group had two flags-my American flag and Karl's Union Jack, and we all took turns waving them, singing along, drinking and laughing. In the entire crowd, I only saw one other American flag, which was unusual since usually at these events there are quite a few of them.
A young woman bounded up to us, all blond hair and bubbly eyes. "I'm from Texas!" she squeaked. "Are y'all really Americans?"
Jim and I verified that we represented Atlanta and Dallas, respectively, and she giggled and insisted on high-fiving us.
The funny thing about being there was the English version of some songs have counterpart American versions. Land of Hope and Glory, a big national favorite, is the graduation song that we march to at High School. And the big anthem, God Save the Queen, is also known as My Country 'Tis of Thee.
So it was, waving my big 48-starred American flag, that I joined in an evening of alcohol, reflection, and national pride. The conductor of the Proms is an American man, I was there with my American friend, and we bumped into other Americans during the event. I didn't need my flag to know who I was, where I was from, or that I was proud of who I was. I didn't need it...but during the patriotic songs, I didn't put it down, either.
Back home now and the flag is where it always was, in the dining room. It will remain there until next year's Proms in the Park, where my 48-starred little wonder will be wrapped up and taken for a flag-waving event, as we lift our voices and sing ourselves hoarse, one evening where everyone's flags are welcome and we're all just there to share a nice evening, remembering what our countries and our anthems mean to us.
-H.
The Gang
Helen and her countries
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I have mixed emotions about flags.
I do not like the bumper sticker kind of flags. I always feel when I see especially the Scottish and Welsh flags on car bumpers that in some ways it is more an identification to say I am different from you, I am not english. I spend a fair amount of time in Wales and Scotland and myself I would feel it rude to fly the St Georges Cross on my bumper and ignore and differentiate myself from the Welsh and Scottish.
I also feel that the British fly the flag in ways that aren't about being proud of our flag or our country but rather as again a marker of difference. The one time you do see the George Cross a lot is during big international football matches and I feel it is not so much pride but an exclamation of, your foreign and I'm English.
I do feel though that the flag is a patriotic thing and a positive thing that acts as a focal point to show celebration of a country and its people, achievments and struggles and togetherness and I do feel that the British do not most times take this national pride and I do respect the patriotism that you outwardly see in countries like America where the flag is flown much more in normal day to day life by people with no other motive but to say this is my country and I am proud of it.
It is funny you mention the not having to dress up to go to the proms. I love concerts and the theatre and a trip to London for a big production is always a looked forward to event. Yet it seems somewhat diminished that after all of the effort that goes in by skilled and talented and dedicated people into the production that no one bothers to make the night into an event and turns up in jeans and tshirts. I understand the ethos of music and theatre for the masses and the possible thought that requiring more formal dress may alienate people and make them see it as elite. But I do feel that the whole thing looses something, that some of the occassion the romance of it all is lost.
Although I am Mr Jeans and Tshirt and feel most comfortable like that, I think we could do with more tux and sparly gown occassions in the UK, a bit more 'sense of occassion' sometimes and yes a little more flag waving.
Posted by: Charlie at September 13, 2004 09:36 AM (MOVQd)
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Charlie-I take your point about the dressing up aspect-if I'd had tickets to Royal Albert Hall for the actual concert (which I would've LOVED!) I would've been kitted out in strappy shoes and girlie dress, that's for sure.
The Proms in the Park outlet, however, lent itself to jeans and sweatshirts, simply due to the outdoor chilly environment and no chick wants grass stains on her pretty gown.
Well, unless some kind of sexual connotations are implied, of course.
Posted by: Helen at September 13, 2004 09:42 AM (/uGVk)
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H my love, can I ask one thing? What do you have against Alaska and Hawaii? There are meant to be 50 stars...I tried to put a link to Wikipedia to prove it but it won't let me. But there really are meant to be 50 stars. I think. Aren't there?
I can't believe your friends went to the Proms with black boxes covering their faces. How did they see the concert?
Posted by: Simon at September 13, 2004 09:48 AM (GWTmv)
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Simon just provoked the barking dog laughter from me. Well done, babe.
My friends just swayed around a lot to the music. There wasn't any need to see. Especially not the xylophonist who wore a sparkly red-midriff baring outfit, nosiree, no need to see there.
The flag? The story is here: http://everydaystranger.mu.nu/archives/040428.php
I stole it from a rubbish pile, in other words. It was an old flag from an older American family's home, and they were throwing it out. I figured having a flag that old is pretty cool (Alaska and Hawaii joined, what, late 50's, I think) so having a 50 year old flag is cool.
And I haven't bought a new one.
My apologies to Alaska and Hawaii. I mean, you have a state full of men and a state full of pineapples, what's not to like about them?
Posted by: Helen at September 13, 2004 09:55 AM (/uGVk)
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The only flag that has ever "flown" in an abode of mine belonged to my house mate. It was the Soviet flag taken from K-27 - a November class nuclear attack sub ... I have no idea how he came to own it but I was convinced the damn thing glowed in the dark...
Posted by: Rob at September 13, 2004 10:37 AM (kXZI6)
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Ok, the second pic is just too cute, the first pic, anyone else notice how Helen isn't even skipping a beat in replacing the dead soldier in front of her. Nice job Helen, multitasking, hehe
Posted by: Dane at September 13, 2004 11:26 AM (ncyv4)
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First, I thought it was sad, Helen, that the men you were with were so horribly disfigured that for the sake of your readers you had to cover their faces. Thank you for sparing us. I know I'm not strong enough.
Seriously, I don't have a problem with flag burning, at least, not burning the American flag by Americans. It is part of our freedom of speech for us to burn our own flag. I won't do it and I don't agree with doing it, but as is often said, I'll fight for your right as an American to exercise that right to free speech.
That said, I admit to certain not terribly sympathetic feelings when I saw a picture, at least a year ago, of a Pakistani man in Pakistan setting himself on fire as he tried to burn my flag. His right to do so is much less clear to me.
The concerts sounded like fun. The closest I can think of here is the Boston Pops or maybe the Philarmonic in Central Park.
Posted by: RP at September 13, 2004 11:44 AM (X3Lfs)
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RP,
Not sure why you feel that the Pakistani man has less of a right to free speech than you.
Posted by: Dave at September 13, 2004 12:03 PM (ADrg6)
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I think what RP is saying is that the U.S. Constitution guarantees American Citizens freedom of speech and as such allows them to burn the flag. (Like RP, I think that any American who does burn the flag in protest is obviously and asshat and incapable of understanding the irony of their action.) For a non-citizen, itÂ’s no longer about freedom if speech, it just serious disrespect.
Posted by: Clancy at September 13, 2004 01:27 PM (EGVPL)
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yup, I totally understand the outdoor aspect. I was just off on one of my more general tangents about the loss of occassion with concerts and theatre. Even my companies parties now are casual smart and I just think a little something gets lost somehow.
Great Blog btw. I have spates of following links off Blogs and thinking hmm hmm hmm and once in a while a real gem like this one pops up!
Posted by: Charlie at September 13, 2004 02:11 PM (OAmIw)
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H,
Being a native of Hawaii I hereby boycott this blog! Like you couldn't tell already.
Any chance you sat near
Belle ?
If so please send a pic.
Posted by: Paul at September 13, 2004 02:21 PM (xdj7o)
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Looks like you had a blast, though the blacked out faces did make me briefly think that maybe there WAS something sexual happening ;-) Did they actually let you bring glass bottles in?
I have a flagpole attached to my house, but the only time that there's an american flag flying from it is on Memorial Day and 4th of July--mine includes Alaska and Hawaii, though I do think it would be cool to have a 48 star flag!. The one exception I made was on September 11th, 2001. Like many americans, I just felt the need to put it out that day.
I'm always slightly suspicious of people who wear flag t-shirts, pants, sweaters, jackets, etc. It just seems a little bit crazy to me to go overboard with patriotism in that way.
Spider Robinson said:"Patriotism does not mean that you think that your country is perfect, or blameless, or even particularly likeable on balance; nor does it mean that you serve it blindly, go where it tells you to go and kill whom it tells you to kill. It means that you are committed to keeping it alive and making it better, that you will do whatever seems necessary to protect it whenever you, personally, perceive a mortal threat to it"
That sums up patriotism for me.
~Easy
Posted by: Easy at September 13, 2004 02:22 PM (U89mk)
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Damn my pre-K linking skills!
http://belledejour-uk.blogspot.com/2004_09_01_belledejour-uk_archive.html#109507530578006103
Posted by: Paul at September 13, 2004 02:23 PM (xdj7o)
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I felt like I was there with you - what a lovely and happy memory you made and how homesick you have made me...
Patriotisim, like any kind of fandom (Go Cubs, Go Man. U., Go Boston Bruins!) scares the bejabbers out of me when it bleeds from pro (my choice is OUTstanding, dude!) to anti (and yours sucks!!).
Perhaps this is the difference between patriotisim and nationalism. I've never been good with my -isms.
I'm thrilled to be a member of the planet in this space time and evolution. Although I am often ashamed and heartbroken about what we, as a species, do to each other.
That also sums up, pretty much, how I feel about being an American.
We fly our flags (his, mine) of our respective countries on the days that call for audience participation (independance days, memorial days). We're joiners, cheerleaders, cheat-thumping types at times.
Otherwise, we fly all sorts of other kinds of flags. Because we also like lighthouses and Santa Claus.
You look lovely and happy in you pictures. Shame about your companion's disfiguring black box disease. Hopefull they've got an oinment to help with that.
Elizabeth
VP of M.A.S.
Posted by: Elizabeth at September 13, 2004 03:04 PM (2HwUc)
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I haven't read through all the comments, so I'm sorry if this has already been covered. Believe it or not, but the proper way to dispose of a flag like your outdated 48 star one is not to throw it in the trash, but instead, it should be burned. Actually, it should be given to the local American Legion so they can dispose of it, but you probably don't have one near by.
"The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning" Think of it as cremating it and giving it a proper, respectful burial which is much better than throwing it in the trash can.
Posted by: emily at September 13, 2004 03:39 PM (QD7++)
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I don't really have much to say about flags...I'm not big on it either. Maybe coz I'm born Swedish
The Proms is something I love though. Today I have the TV on every night, listening to the music while I'm painting. And these concerts is probably a lot more British to me than any flag will ever be. Especially the last of them in Royal Albert Hall.
Posted by: croxie at September 13, 2004 05:53 PM (Anv3P)
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Actually, I understood that an outdated flag was supposed to be buried. Which I am not doing, since I love my outdated flag. Kinda' like how I always relished classic coke.
AND I like Hawaii and Alaska.
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Posted by: Helen at September 13, 2004 06:00 PM (/uGVk)
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Not to hijack Helen's comment board, but Clancy understood me perfectly, Dave.
Cheers!
Posted by: RP at September 13, 2004 07:43 PM (LlPKh)
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The two acceptable methods to get rid of an American flag (in America) are burying and burning. Both of you are right. I love my country, but I'm not so sure we should elevate a piece of cloth to that stature. I've thrown far more valuable things than a flag in the trash.
A flag represents a country (or team, or school, or whatever), and to wave one is an outward expression of an inward love/support for something. Yea for flag waving!! If you love your country, wave a flag. If you love Jesus, wave a Christian flag. If you love your alma matre, wave a school flag. If you love...
But like everything else, flag waving has an appropriate time and place.
Posted by: Solomon at September 13, 2004 09:20 PM (k1sTy)
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I loved your story! The downside of living in the suburbs with a small child is that you rarely get to partake of cultural morsels in the city. (We're not big fans of traffic jams and temper tantrums.)
I like the history and culture of flags, but I'm suspicious of the nationalism that they represent. I fervently hope that nationalism will one day surrender to globalism, and we'll all just be one happy family, a la Star Trek. It could happen, right?
Posted by: NotDonnaReed at September 13, 2004 09:39 PM (CQH7y)
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I never really bothered with flags til I left New Zealand to come and live in the states..,I had to get a flag to wear on my leather jacket cos ppl kept asking me what accent I have! Now I have a huge NZ flag on my dining room wall and it reminds me of home and everyone who sees it ,loves it
Yu look so happy Helen
Posted by: butterflies at September 13, 2004 10:34 PM (mF/af)
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Ah! I wanted to go to the Proms before we left! But we were long gone before then.
London was fabulous - I'm so incredibly jealous that you get to live in that city every day.
Posted by: Snidget at September 14, 2004 03:25 AM (1Z/4H)
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I can tell from your writings that you're patriotic. Not too much, not too little. Just the right amount of crazy about your country.
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September 10, 2004
In Which Mr. Y Elicits Barking Dog-Like Laughter From Helen
Laughter really is contagious.
Ages ago I used to work with a German woman that Mr. Y also knew. He called her the Fish, as she used to wear one enormous silver fish earring. She had, hands down, the worst laugh I have ever heard. It sounded like a chainsaw being started up. Or a lawnmower being pulled to life by the chain. It was a sound unlike any sound that I had ever heard in my life, and when she started up babies wept. Angels fell from heaven. Everyone else stopped laughing just to hear it and then they went beserk laughing at her.
Once I went to the movies with her and her husband, and lo and behold, he too had a horrific laugh. A scene came on that was funny, and I waited for it. Sure enough, there went the chainsaw, and then he started in. He laughed like a carrot on steroids, one that took great gulps of air and then spewed them back out with insane high pitches like a braying donkey strung out on ecstasy.
The audience went nuts with laughter at their laughter.
I cringed in my seat.
Then I laughed, too.
When I laugh it's obvious laugh. I don't just chuckle. I don't have the big silent laugh that has you inhaling huge gulps of air and then expel them into nothingness. I don't chuckle, or burst out with one large: "HA!" (Mr. Y does, though, and it makes me laugh when he laughs.) I am not in any way, shape or form ladylike or genteel, I don't go like my Japanese ancestors and cover my smile with my mouth.
When I laugh, you can hear me for miles.
That's right. I have a big, loud, enormous laugh that is absolutely unmistakeable. Add alcohol and funny people, and people laugh at me, not just with me. Oh sure-I giggle. I can chuckle and smirk. I don't do the polite laugh, since I feel like a fucking puppet, but I will smile with my lips closed, indicating: I am humoring you, only. And there are some times when I get the short, barking dog kind of laughter, most often when I am reading a funny post, book, or email. It's a sound not unlike a weird chopping sound you would expect to hear from a woodchuck, if woodchucks could chuck laughs.
But my barking laughter is a sign that something I have read has gotten to my funny bone in a very no-nonsense kind of way.
Yesterday, it was an email from my lovely Mr. Y, which I am attaching here.
It's no wonder I am so mad about the boy.
-----Original Message-----
From: Helen
Sent: 09 September 2004 11:27
To: Mr. Y
Subject:
My stomach in very bad shape. No idea why.
-----Original Message-----
From: Mr. Y
Sent: Thu 09/09/2004 11:32
To: Helen
Cc:
Subject: RE:
And no improvement? Getting worse? Immodium?
-----Original Message-----
From: Helen
Sent: 09 September 2004 11:41
To: Mr. Y
Subject: RE:
No improvement. Getting worse. I think I may see if the chemist in town has Immodium, I think it may come to that. I feel ok though, so wonder if it was dodgy food.
-----Original Message-----
From: Mr. Y
Sent: Thu 09/09/2004 11:49
To: Helen
Cc:
Subject: RE:
iffy food when?
-----Original Message-----
From: Helen
Sent: 09 September 2004 11:54
To: Mr. Y
Subject: RE:
I don't even know, really. I think the bad stomach-ness started yesterday afternoon actually. And I am doing the ass bleed thing, too.
I hope you kept your receipt for me, I think I am made of poor quality materials.
-----Original Message-----
From: Mr. Y
Sent: Thu 09/09/2004 12:24
To: Helen
Cc:
Subject: RE:
Interesting concept. Perhaps by paying a bit extra I can get an even better model.
-----Original Message-----
From: Helen
Sent: 09 September 2004 12:35
To: Mr. Y
Subject: RE:
You would wanta better model than me? Really?
-----Original Message-----
From: Mr. Y
Sent: Thu 09/09/2004 12:37
To: Helen
Cc:
Subject: RE:
You are fast enough, comfortable enough and have a very sweet engine. Perhaps a little tricky handling sometimes. Guess any mention of an up-rated exhaust system would be in bad taste at the moment...
-----Original Message-----
From: Helen
Sent: 09 September 2004 12:48
To: Mr. Y
Subject: RE:
You made me laugh.
You are forgiven.
But your forgot to mention my fantastic fiberglass body.
-----Original Message-----
From: Mr. Y
Sent: Thu 09/09/2004 12:50
To: Helen
Cc:
Subject: RE:
or crumple zone and air-bags
-H.
PS-I found my laugh-track, again I think. The humor should be back next week. Thanks for sticking with me through the down parts of my mind.
So if you'll excuse me, me and my laptop are off to London to visit the Dream Job laptop surgeon. It's time for a laptop brain transplant, then my Toshiba will be a functioning part of society again!
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You should never write ass-bleed in an email. Just a little rule I picked up.
I'm glad Y wasn't so crass as to ask about the sunroof and turbo engine.
Posted by: Simon at September 10, 2004 07:38 AM (GWTmv)
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Oh, you two are very funny!
Posted by: Heather at September 10, 2004 11:00 AM (JaoWm)
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Has he not been putting the quality petrol, you know, the high octane stuff, in you? And doesn't champagne count for that?
Posted by: RP at September 10, 2004 11:13 AM (X3Lfs)
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love the Toshiba laptop I have. HAd to wait in line 3 a.m. the friday morning after Thanksgiving to get it. But saving $600 dollars has a way of motivating.
TGIF
Posted by: drew at September 10, 2004 01:34 PM (CBlhQ)
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Dude, it wasn't Craig, it was Steve. Steve!! And it wasn't Cara, it was Tricia Martin. How the hell did we forget Tricia Martin, dude? Who the fuck was Cara?
Posted by: Ms. Pants at September 10, 2004 02:01 PM (lVt29)
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When I was growing up, my grandmother use to tell me I laughed too oddly and that everyone back home (pakistan) would think I was odd if I kept laughing that way. I was about 7. In fact, I was so self-conscious (not enough to stop laughing of course), that I wrote a card to god on his birthday (of course because everyone know's God's birthday!) and told him not only would I be a good girl, I would try to laugh better. It got so bad that when I got a bit older and started gaining baby fat, my family told me I was getting fat because I laughed too much. You would think people would think a child that laughs is a good thing. Oh well, I still laugh alot...laughing was always more important than what people said
Posted by: Jadewolff at September 10, 2004 02:12 PM (8MfYL)
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I can't wait to hear you laugh. Now... if i can only come up with something funny.
Posted by: emily at September 10, 2004 02:23 PM (AO0sO)
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The comment about suggesting an upgraded exhaust cracked me up! He seems like a very good guy!
Posted by: Cheryl at September 10, 2004 03:45 PM (jdmed)
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Perhaps it's time for a thorough lube job...
Posted by: Easy at September 10, 2004 03:59 PM (U89mk)
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In college and earlier, I was prone to snort whatever I was drinking out my nose when someone made me laugh. One of my friends would have something funny to say and intentionally wait until I took a drink before he said it.
I still laugh heartily but now have more control to hold back when I'm drinking and hear something funny.
Posted by: Solomon at September 10, 2004 04:28 PM (k1sTy)
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Does he have dent-resistant side panels too? ;-)
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2004 04:38 PM (GCA5m)
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my big loud laugh is one of my favorite traits about myself. :-) how else would anyone find me in a crowded room?? (i'm super short.)
laughter in any shape or form is a good thing.
and you two are super cute btw. xoxoxo
Posted by: kat at September 10, 2004 05:26 PM (QkuGS)
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I expect nothing less.
Posted by: pylorns at September 10, 2004 06:51 PM (FTYER)
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Most laughter is enjoyable, as long as it doesn't sound forced or phoney.
I'm sure you've got a lovely laugh!
Posted by: Mick at September 10, 2004 08:07 PM (VhRca)
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If you have the ass bleed thing, you need a colonoscopy PRONTO, for god's sake. Do the phone call now!
Posted by: Helen at September 11, 2004 10:52 AM (CYXrA)
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I believe that you should laugh as God intended you to - will all your heart and soul, I know I do, and I get teased about my laugh, too!
Laughter is healthy and fun. Sometimes, I laugh so hard that my stomach hurts, so perhaps you need to tell Mr. Y that he could be causing your tummy upsets by making you laugh too much - but I don't imagine you will do that.
I have had my share of tummy problems like yours - and I'm sure that you will be fine - what did the doctor say that time not too long ago when you went in to have everything checked?
I'm going on a bit too long, sorry. Send me another one of your complex, different and very fun to make recipes, please?
And do take care of yourself. I don't worry about you now like I did a year ago, but still...
Posted by: Beth Donovan at September 11, 2004 09:25 PM (10rgs)
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You are a witty, courageous, talented writer. I am enjoying your blog, but find I need to sample it in small bits rather than a long read through, simply because you raise so many ideas and points that it takes a bit of time to digest them. I'm thankful I've stumbled across your little corner of the internet, and wish you all the luck and best in the world.
Posted by: Myles at September 12, 2004 09:32 AM (KVVI5)
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If he has a bumper-to-bumper warranty, HANG ON TO HIM! Heh.
Seriously -- someone who can make you laugh is important, because life can be too gawddamned serious, sometimes.
And the ass bleed does have me a little concerned as well. I'll try to restrain the inner Mom.
Posted by: Margi at September 12, 2004 10:50 PM (MAdsZ)
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Before I was no-longer-single, a man's ability to make me laugh was the biggest draw.
I don't think I'm lucky enough to have a laugh that would get me found in a crowd, just kind of like a hen clucking. The funnier the comment, the louder the cluck.
Mr. Y. sounds like he would have been a winner in the make-me-laugh category! Hang on to him.
Posted by: scorpy at September 13, 2004 02:12 PM (4ZLxG)
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September 09, 2004
The Third Rail
I had a train day yesterday.
Not as in I bought a train set yesterday, or even took a glance at Mr. Y's train magazine. I didn't stand at the end of a platform with my notebook and document trains roaring by, and I didn't take lots of pictures (that said, at one train station I was at the lovely Pullman dining car train was parked, and I confess I really did want to take a picture-either I am nostalgic or the train obsession Mr. Y and his brothers have is rubbing off on me, I'm not sure).
I meant I was screwed pretty much constantly on the trains yesterday. And I didn't even orgasm. Not once. I would know.
Only yesterday's train day ended with an unexpected twist.
I had to go to London all day for meetings, as I do every Wednesday. The weather was lovely-warm and sunny, gorgeous blue skies. I had talked to my friend Jim the night before-he had arrived safely in my lovely adopted country and we agreed to meet up Wednesday night for dinner.
I felt the warm weather called for celebrating, so I was dressed in a short pleated kilt and a sleeveless top, the requisite cardigan dutifully packed. Mr. Y dropped me off at the train station with a kiss goodbye, and I walked to the platform to discover that my train had been cancelled.
It would be a 30 minute wait for the next one.
I didn't let it put me off. I stood on the edge of the platform, in the sun, iPod tucked into my ears and I watched the wind chase the wispy clouds away high above my head. When a train would whoosh by the train platform, I would laugh and bounce around trying to contain the hurricane of hair, flying kilt, and compressed wind driving past me. I giggled into the departing train space as all the business-suited men around me chatted angrily on their phones, pissed off at the cancelled train.
When the train finally arrived, we loaded in. Off to London, my day began. I was actually in a good mood-Mr. Y and I were doing well, Jim was in town, I felt like a cute girl in a cute skirt, and I had a full day of work ahead of me. Work has been up and down lately, and to be honest, I think I would prefer to be busy (albeit with a working laptop, which still isn't resolved).
The meetings dragged on, and for some reason everyone was in a terrible mood. Stress littered the tables like spilled coffee, and tempers frayed more than I had ever seen before. For some reason, each action point that was raised got thrown my direction, but I didn't really mind as I wanted more work to do, anyway.
The afternoon whizzed by in a meeting with some of my more favorite colleagues and it included a visit in the pub for a quick pint before heading off. We talked about work, mostly, relaxing and talking about what is going well with the project and what needs improving. It was my first post-work pub visit, and I actually felt really comfortable there, talking with my co-workers, being able to express how I feel about how things are going. Is this what the British pub culture embraces? Sign me up!
I make my excuses and head to Paddington Station to get to Newbury, which holds both my Mr. Y and Jim. Since we moved to Whitney Houston, I have only been going through Waterloo Station, so it was like being back to my old stomping ground. When I get off the tube at Paddington and make my way to the train platforms, I am floored.
I have never, in my life, seen so many people in a train station. Never.
People are everywhere, lined up in all places, squatting, sitting, running, looking angry. A glance at the boards tells me why-every single train is marked "delayed" or "cancelled". Every single one.
There must have been literally thousands of people in that station.
I don't really understand what's happening, so I make my way to the boards, past the harrassed looking train employees in the fluorescent green vests with their walkie-talkies trying to manage groups of angry people, past the nervous looking policemen, past the hundreds of people on angry mobile phone calls. I call Mr. Y but his web access is down, so he can't tell me what's going on either. Everywhere I look, every sign indicates that all services are cancelled.
And everyone is livid and stressed.
Since this is the only station to get the Newbury from, it means I am screwed. I could go back to Waterloo to try to get to Reading, but an announcement over the intercom lets me know that would be a waste of time-there had been an accident and all services between London and Reading were closed.
There went that idea.
I keep trying to call Mr. Y but the calls keep failing, perhaps because there are so many of us trying to make phone calls at the same time. I hear one of the flourescent-vested people tell another customer that someone has died near Acton, and I find myself annoyed, and then feeling guilty that I'm annoyed. I mean-someone died in an accident. I can afford a little inconvenience. I'm not terribly stressed, I simply want to get to my two boys, but suddenly, looking around a crushing sea of people, I have to confess a really horrible thought occurs to me-we are one big station full of sitting ducks, smack dab in the middle of rush hour traffic.
Unnerved, I decide to go to Costa and treat myself to a Lemon Frescato to try to dial down the paranoia.
I walk out of Costa and notice people sprinting hell-bent for a train. Since most of the trains out of Paddington stop at Reading, and Reading is where I can change for a train to Newbury, I ask a sprinter where the train is going. He pants over his shoulder, tie smacking me in the face, as he wheezes: "Cardiff!"
The Cardiff train stops in Reading.
I haul my bag over my shoulder and start sprinting, too.
I make it to Platform 5, into a train that is wheezingly full. I find a tiny place to stand, sip my Frescato, get my breath back and rejoice in the fact that I wasn't wearing my strappy heels that day, when the conductor's voice comes over the loudspeaker. We all had to get off the train since they had to couple it with another.
The train regurgitates its dinner of commuters, and I see a fluorescent-green vested man.
"This train is stopping at Reading, right?" I ask, nervously making sure.
"Nope." he replied. "This train is now bound for Acton. The Reading train is from Platform 1."
I look over at Platform 1, and the conductor is blowing the whistle, meaning "All aboard."
Fuck.
I sprint pell-mell for the train and I manage to squeeze on just in time. It is so full that there are 4 men in business suits standing in the toilet reading their newspapers. They smile at me and gesture there is room for me, but I grin.
"I am not standing in the toilet. I am willing to compromise lots of things, but I am not standing in the toilet!"
They laugh and I squeeze onto a space next to the luggage rack. The aisles are choked full of people, every seat is taken, every inch of space used. I realize that I have never been on a train so full in my life before. The train shudders and begins to move-I wonder if we'll break an axle at the weight of all of us. I manage to wrestle my phone out with one hand and I text Mr. Y the following: "We are now moving! I've gotten less close to people I was fucking!"
Indeed it was true. I could be having sex with the people around me, especially considering my unwise choice of clothing. However, neither the 70-year old man nor the young punk appealed, so I just relaxed.
Outside of Reading our train ground to a halt. We were all hot and sweating in the tightly packed car. My temper was fraying. People around me were getting really angry. The young punk next to me swears.
"Fucking figures! A bloody suicidal wanker had to off themselves during rush hour!"
And I stop.
What?
"Excuse me?" I ask. "Is that what happened earlier? That's why we have all these train delays?"
"Yeah." Punk replies. A business-suited woman next to me nods as well, listening in.
"That's what they told us at information. Someone committed suicide by jumping off a platform." she says, irritably.
Oh.
Ironically, I had just spoken to Mr. Y about this the day before. In England, most trains are powered by a highly-charged third rail, which runs alongside the two normal train tracks. This third rail packs a serious punch, and if a body touches it (and is touching anything else), the body becomes a conductor for the electricity, frying them to a crisp. I had remarked on how dangerous it was, to have a third rail, but he replied that accidents were rare.
Is this what happened to this person? Did they throw themselves off a platform and onto a third rail? Or did they jump in front of a moving train?
The third rail, a horrible way to die. Electricity short-circuits the heart and brain, and the internal organs that are touched by the current turns to mush. The third rail is a no-return ticket, it's one method you can use if you're serious about checking out. For someone to throw themself on the rail...they must really have been at the end of the line, at the bottom of the well. I think about their level of despair, the integration of mental illness wrapped around their brain stem, the hole in their heart once occupied by hope. I imagine facing the third rail as they would, thinking this was the last and only thing they could do.
Jumping in front of the train...even worse. I love to stand there and feel the sucking gaping whoosh that the train separating the air causes. The trains that rush through the stations do so at high speeds, screaming past the platforms. Did someone choose as their last horrible moment the screaming motion that I usually revel in? Did someone step off at the crucial moment, the moment that would mean the train couldn't stop in time? Did they look at the train approaching as they were slammed into with the power of a tornado? And worse...is the conductor, a man who just showed up to do his job and got wrapped in the tangled web of another person's life...is he ok?
When I snapped, I just opened a bottle and swallowed the contents.
They used the third rail or jumped off the platform.
And my irritation vanished in a second. I felt terrible for being stressed and angry at the delays. I felt guilty that I hadn't been there to listen. I could've tried, I could've talked, I could've told them that I know what it's like to think a third rail is all that's left. Or, if their act was an impulse break like mine, then I could've caught their hand as they tried to jump in front of the charging metal bull.
As the train started to move, I knew that I didn't even know where it was that the person jumped. I know there was nothing I could've done, except to know that any inconvenience I could've experienced on that journey wouldn't even compare to what had happened to the person who jumped. The train journey hell, all things considering, was a sign that I was still here.
As stupid as that sounds.
I felt so small and so calm.
When I finally got to Newbury I was so damn happy to see my lovely Mr. Y at the platform. We walked along the platform to the car, the evening sky set upon us. It has taken me almost 3 hours to get from work to Newbury, a journey that should take half that time. I didn't want to take my hands off of him as we walked out of Newbury station and into the night.
And I wondered if on the other side of the platform lay the third rail, a piece of hot metal that can take a person home, that can take a cargo to an airport...and that can end a life.
-H.
PS-my laptop gets fixed (allegedly) tomorrow.
PPS-in exactly one week, Emily will be here. If you don't read her, give it a shot. She can elicit the loud snorting snickering from me, I always appreciate her. I really hope she likes it here.
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If you ever hear an announcement on the tube citing "passenger action" as the reason for your lengthy delay, it's the same thing.
I'm not sure why, but it seems to happen far more frequently on some lines than others.
Posted by: Gareth at September 09, 2004 11:57 AM (JVSGz)
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Wow. What an event. And to think the punk was simply peeved about it, no introspection, no regret, no sympathy for what must have been going through the person's mind...
How empty he must be.
And despite how difficult it can be for you, and those like you, how lucky you (we) are, to be able to feel so much.
Posted by: scorpy at September 09, 2004 12:59 PM (V55fu)
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It really puts things in perspective - i've had subway trains delayed for reasons unknown and gotten so upset about it and then found out a similar reason and it really forces me to take a step back and re-evaluate. Hopefully someday I'll be able to take all the delays more calmly - like you did in the morning.
thank you for your way with words.
Posted by: martha at September 09, 2004 01:07 PM (5HJ2h)
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I know the feeling. I'm always getting annoyed at people who get into accidents on the turnpike during rush hour (like it was their choice to eat the back of a truck!), without giving much consideration to the casualties involved.
But I have to admit I don't have a helluva lot of sympathy for people who choose to end their lives by deliberately being as much of a nuisance as humanly possible. Talk about a desperate cry for attention.
Posted by: Mick at September 09, 2004 01:44 PM (VhRca)
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hmm, that's how my cousin killed herself. scary way to go. funny how moments like that can make you appreciate where you're at.
i'm jealous of emily's visit!
good luck with that laptop girly!
Posted by: kat at September 09, 2004 01:45 PM (FhSIP)
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Mr. Y informed me that this line isn't electrified, so the person ended it by throwing themself in front of a train, I guess. There's no mention of it in the news, but I guess that's par for the course.
I don't think this was a person's desperate cry for attention.
A desperate cry for attention would've included some kind of note with a phone call. This is not a desperate cry for attention, I think. While I don't respect the fact that other people's lives were hit hard-like the train conductor, for one, not to mention the person's family, witnesses, etc-I think that calling this person a nuisance is dehumanizing the biggest part-this person snapped. They caved. They gave up. And perhaps they did it on a whim, perhaps it was planned, but whatever it was, this person wanted something permanent.
Call me a bleeding heart, but I don't think of it as a nuisance crying for attention. This was someone punching out for life.
And that, I think, instructs some tolerance.
I admit, however-I am biased.
Posted by: Helen at September 09, 2004 01:50 PM (/uGVk)
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I haven't had a travel experience like that since...ever.
I try not to get angry during delays for that very reason; it's bad to get all upset and selfish and then find out something tragic happened. Besides, getting hacked off doesn't help one bit...never has, never will.
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I'm a big fan of the tube -- one of my fav things while I'm in London -- but I HATE when there's a stoppage... it's not like one in the US -- the Brits can be so -- well -- non-involved -- just sit there and take it... in the US -- we sing -- or joke -- or do something to pass the time .... I didn't find that in London -- and when I tried to initiate some sort of distraction -- oh the looks....
Glad you made it back in one piece...
Posted by: bob at September 09, 2004 04:43 PM (FBz/S)
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Ugh. That's a LOT of pain. To jump in front of a train. I always wonder, what if they change their minds right at the last second? "Oh, wait! I made a mistake!" Too late, buddy. I wonder about people who jump off bridges or buildings the same way. What if halfway down they go, "Oh...um...this isn't quite what I thought. Can we rewind this, please?" *shudder* How awful!
Poor, tortured, beloved Elliott Smith *stabbed* himself in the chest when he wanted to die. Wow, he must have been suffering a ton of pain at that moment in order to do that! Can't imagine...
Posted by: Amber at September 09, 2004 05:06 PM (zQE5D)
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Perhaps you're right, Helen. I don't mean to sound callous. My heart certainly goes out to the poor soul who feels the need to commit suicide. In any fashion (except so-called suicide bombers, mind you!).
I've never found myself in that predicament, so it's hard to empathize.
Posted by: Mick at September 09, 2004 05:09 PM (VhRca)
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The train journey hell, all things considering, was a sign that I was still here.
As stupid as that sounds.
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Oh no. I don't think that sounds stupid at all.
Posted by: ilyka at September 09, 2004 06:23 PM (QWd72)
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I think you're right, and I've not been close to suicide. I face this in traffic, which is bad between my home and work. When there's a wreck, doubling my travel time, I have caught myself saying, "I hope something is really wrong up there for us to be completely stopped!" and then bit my tongue, feeling horrible for having that thought. Of course I don't want anything bad to have happened. I just hate spending so much of my life away from my girls, because of stupidity of bad driving.
Posted by: Almost Lucid (Brad) at September 09, 2004 08:16 PM (NOiRr)
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You know the person that decided to off themselves was a selfish prick.
Posted by: pylorns at September 10, 2004 06:47 PM (FTYER)
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No, I DON'T know that they were a selfish prick, I don't think that for one second, or did my earlier comment simply pass by your attention without any effect? I think that person was sad, ill, and out of hope.
So I DON'T KNOW that they were a selfish prick, but I DO KNOW your comment is
stunningly thoughtless and offensive.
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September 08, 2004
There is No Means of Escape Here
At any point during the day I am any number of ages. I think the combination of a missing 8mm memory and a pretty fucked-up adulthood mean I am free to linger and wander the supermarket shelves of Ages, a grocery store catering to those of us that somehow got a little lost. I can wander up one aisle, taking only ice cream sundae mixings that as a child would be a perfect meal, or wander up another and fix something that appeals to all 4 food groups.
I was thinking about this yesterday when I went to get my hair (on my head) trimmed (guys, here's one thing you should know-women actually trim the ends of their hair to make it grow faster. It's a weird thing, but it's honestly an attempt to grow more hair.. Don't stress about the logic.) While sitting there, recovering from a sudden nosebleed (what are the odds of that happening? And of those odds, why must it happen all over a brand new hair salon? I have such problems committing to hair salons!), I started watching a woman with an enormous blond helmet for a haircut next to me, my eyes caught a little girl having Her First Haircut, complete with pictures and smiles from the mom.
I walked up and down the grocery shop of the Ages in my mind, and realized that I am any different age during the day. For example:
- Going to the films with my neighbor Karl (who has become my sci-fi movie date, as Mr. Y hates sci-fi and Karl and I both like the genre) we walk into the theatre complex. On the wall of the parking garage is a big metal sign, affixed next to the stairwell. It reads: There is No Means of Escape Here. I know it means that the stairs are not attached to a fire exit, but still. That sign really is the story of my life. Never in my life have I so badly wanted to get a penknife out and steal said sign, but I resisted since the garage not only had CCTV, but I didn't have a penknife. I wanted that sign so badly, too, to hang on the wall in our house. It summed up my life. I would've resorted to petty vandalism just for the chance to point to that sign and tell people: "See? My motto there."
I was a teenage hooligan.
- After washing my face and religiously slathering anti-aging moisturizer on my face and neck, carefully covering my under-eye area with another special anti-aging cream (I am so paranoid that I will look old. No one has asked me for ID in aaaaaaaaages), I look in the mirror. And there it is. Smack dab in the middle of my part, a grey hair is sticking straight up, much like the feathers at the top of Big Bird's head. The hair it not just grey. It's white. Shockingly white. And it's not the first time I've seen this hair-I've plucked it before, so that strand of hair is growing back in, and it's growing back in white.
I was middle-aged.
- I am laying on my back on the sofa with my feet sticking up in the air. Mr. Y calls me from the kitchen and asks me if I want anything. And I do. I put my feet down and push myself down the length of the sofa, until my head hits the armrest. I continue pushing and snake myself over the armrest so that my head is hanging half-way down the side of the armrest. I am Snoopy on top the doghouse. I am a bendy toy dripping over the side of the couch. I am a snake. I am that jar of weird gooey green gel that you used to get inside a box of Cheerios, a knickknack that held interest for approximately one hour.
"Can I have some cheesy buiscuits?" I plead.
They are not called cheesy buiscuits. They are really called Mini Cheddars, and they are like Cheese Nips but better. I know the name of said product, and I know that I must always have them in the house. I also know that I will never call them anything but cheesy buiscuits, mostly since it humors me.
Mr. Y brings me an individually wrapped portion of cheesy buiscuits.
"I love the cheesy buiscuits." I murmur, and ooze my way back off the armrest, my head red from the blood rush.
I was 4 years old.
- The pink Lola wig on, I feel my body start to shake and shiver. I feel the need to climb on top of Mr. Y, I feel the need to stand on the table and dance. I turn music on and bop my way around the kitchen, unrepentant, unreserved. I make dinner and I move my hips in ways that would make Britney Spears envious. I feel alive, I feel sexy, and I feel bubbly with laughter.
I was in my early twenties.
- Filing papers in a binder, I stand up from the study floor and feel an instant white-hot bolt of pain. With irritation and despair, I realize I have hurt my back again. I pinched the nerves in my back a few years ago, and now during times of extreme stress, if I am moving too many heavy objects, or if I move wrong, my back hurts like hell. Bent over, I walk to the stairs and sit down. Mr. Y provides me with that heated cream on the back, the favorite of arthritics and athletes everywhere. I take copious amount of ibuprofen and shake my head, saying: "I can't do that, my back hurts too much." When I walk, I do so at 45-90 degree angles. I walk on the balls of my feet, my spine feels like a metal rod is soldered to it.
I was an old woman.
- In bed Mr. Y's warm form comes up behind me. I hold my breath, and luckily he takes me in his arms, cupping his body behind me. He molds me to him and squeezes me close, as though somehow he knew that the only thing I wanted was to be held. The only thing I needed, the only thing I could think about, was being wrapped up in arms and cuddled.
I was a baby.
The examples go on, from childhood hijinks to concern about the welfare of others. From the utter fascination watching a spider build a web to proof that "Like, OMIGOD!" screamed at top level is not restricted to Californians in the 80's. From making sure Mr. Y has what he needs and wants to craving chocolate so badly I would sell my soul. In one day, I bounce around the extremes of ages, and I hadn't even realized it.
Maybe my childhood isn't lost.
Maybe I simply forgot how to look for it.
-H.
PS-my laptop should be fixed this week. Sorry if I haven't been visiting or commenting on your sites lately.
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And it's not the first time I've seen this hair-I've plucked it before, so that strand of hair is growing back in, and it's growing back in white.
Uch, don't get me started on that. I am beginning to slowly accumulate an entire part-line of these "repeat offenders." This was fine when I could afford professional coloring. It is not fine when I'm cruising the Wal-mart to see which is on sale: Clairol or L'Oreal?
I like this post lots. I feel like I slip in and out of ages some days myself. The bad thing is I often feel like I'm living them all wrong.
Posted by: ilyka at September 08, 2004 07:41 AM (GCn8z)
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Pretty interesting concept you've got going there. And it would make a really fine entry in any writing contest.
Posted by: RP at September 08, 2004 11:09 AM (X3Lfs)
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I tend to think my child-free-ness (or childlessness, if you will, but mine is by choice) makes me ageless.
I, too, find myself bouncing around between ages.
Beautiful post, and I agree, an awesome piece for a writing contest, or for a magazine, maybe a women's magazine?
Posted by: scorpy at September 08, 2004 01:00 PM (4tGb3)
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I love this entry! Very profound and yet lighthearted.
(And I too have fought the battle of the gray hair - why ARE they always insistent on growing white and wiry instead of silver and flowing?)
Posted by: Lisa at September 08, 2004 02:38 PM (Wu7QI)
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I think this is so well written - and I think the key is to recognize the ages (as you've done) and go full on into them when you need. I've been a needy four year old a lot lately - just wanting love love love love... luckily the missus is usually willing to oblige.
Posted by: martha at September 08, 2004 05:11 PM (5HJ2h)
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In this way we are all time travelers. Very interesting post.
Posted by: Easy at September 08, 2004 08:41 PM (U89mk)
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I've been noticing the same thing myself recently - how is it that us 20- and 30-somethings can feel so many ages in just one day?
As usual, you manage to get it all out via the keyboard in a way that brings us all right into your mind. You gorgeous creature you!
Posted by: goldie at September 08, 2004 11:23 PM (qaUo/)
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Very well written, I know exactly what you mean
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September 07, 2004
Grab a Pen-It's a War.
It's weird-my head races and is full of things to say and think and ache and celebrate, but I just feel like I can't get them out. Maybe they're stuck or in some kind of emotional limbo competition. Like the exposed white background of MT whips me, and bleaches my brain.
Daunting, really.
I don't want to talk about the personal stuff today, I don't want to talk about my family, how I feel, my Mr. Y, or the temperature that hovers outside my window (which I don't actually know, anyway). I don't want to talk about why I am still wearing a towel around the house or why I want to vaccum but haven't gotten to it yet. I don't want to talk about my lovely friend Jim who should arrive here sometime this today, or about the tabby bombs that should be shooting through the house sometime this afternoon (I hope I hope I hope). I don't want to talk, I don't want to talk, I don't want to talk.
I also don't want to give up on this site, hence today's rather meagre post.
Some time ago, Mr. Y suggested that I write short stories for magazines. I bought a literary guide to help me find said magazines. I also have bought a few writing magazines to help me figure my way out of this telecom nightmare and into a world that means just sitting in front of my pc, orchid dripping to my right, stuffed kitten toy sitting to my left, and just write. Ooze onto the keyboard, gush into the monitor, make no sense whatsoever and clog up the hard drive.
The magazines, however, are whipping me.
One whole article-a whole article!-is about the use of the present tense.
The present tense.
Now, I was a real English dork once upon a time. Diagram a sentence? You got it! Learn vocabulary words and use them in daily dialog? Why certainly! Your pulchritudinous oculus have a soporific effect on me! Dangling participles? Nothing to get wound up about.
But a whole article on the present tense? Including sentences such as:
"...reserves his major irritation for journalism rather than fiction, but his complaints echo a frequently-voiced prejudice."
That buzzing sound you hear is me snoring.
Or instructions at the end of such article:
"There is a correlation between narrative tense and narrative tension, and it can be a good exercise to transfer a piece of your own writing from past to present in order to explore the effect of this shift...Try it and see where you stand in the ongoing 'tense-and-truth' debate."
Hold me back, now! This is too exciting to be real! Hot damn, I could be part of a debate! Whoo-eeee-bob! If I transfer from past to present tense, maybe it's better than sex! Maybe I can walk the wild side now, and throw my cordless keyboard to the wind! This is living baby, screw the champagne Fridays, I could be writing in present tense from now on, living dangerously in the literary world!
Mr. Y, upon seeing this article, rolled his eyes and said: "You can never again make fun of me reading train magazines, if you're going to read articles like that."
I think he has a point.
I don't know if the magazines are really going to help much-I'm not saying I am above needing help, I am saying I don't generally analyze the struture of what I write. I just write. So while I may not give a great goddamn about what tense I write in, what "prejudices" are implied by said tense, or if I have armed myself with a quill on the side of the past tense or a rubber eraser on the side of the present tense debate, I am going to continue reading those magazines, just in case.
Just in case, because more than anything in the world, I want to be a writer. Please just let me be a writer. All I want to do is write.
When I grow up, I think, dancing in bright pink fairy slippers and with two pigtails swinging on my shoulders, reaching up to the countertop height and looking up at the ceiling light with enthusiasm, I want to be a writer.
And so, nestled in the middle of said magazine, is a contest which is judged next January.
I am entering said contest.
I'm not going to win, but I am going to enter.
I have to step off the diving board somewhere after all.
-H.
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H, you
are a writer. You're just waiting for the rest of the world to discover you.
Posted by: Simon at September 07, 2004 10:27 AM (OyeEA)
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when I grew up I wanted to be an artist. now people are telling me that I am an artist. and it's quite weird.
Posted by: melanie at September 07, 2004 11:02 AM (jDC3U)
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Good luck on the contest. I don't know if you're looking for some more formal validation of what a lot of us already know, though, which is that you write beautifully already. I even enjoyed reading about the present tense as you interpreted it.
Posted by: RP at September 07, 2004 11:14 AM (X3Lfs)
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If anyone can win that competition, you can. I have to go to lectures where we talk about present tense and... wait for it... embedded clauses too! Ya gotta love it.
You'll be fabulous my dear. And if they don't like what you write then we will just have to hunt them down and shoot them for having no taste
AxXx
Posted by: Lemurgirl at September 07, 2004 11:59 AM (/0bZ0)
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Finally. You can't win if you don't play...you can't fail either but you know what they say...
Posted by: kyle at September 07, 2004 12:38 PM (blNMI)
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Congratulations on taking that first step!
Ok - second really. The first step is writing, which you do beautifully already.
Posted by: Sarcasmo at September 07, 2004 12:57 PM (y96vL)
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And when you become a famous writer, we'll all say, "I knew 'Helen' when she was just a blog writer."
Posted by: Solomon at September 07, 2004 01:33 PM (k1sTy)
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You'll do just fine.
EIGHT DAYS!
Posted by: emily at September 07, 2004 02:04 PM (AO0sO)
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Whoa there little filly. You seem a little tense. Once you get past this, you may get a present.
Posted by: Brass at September 07, 2004 02:19 PM (SrRJG)
Posted by: Helen at September 07, 2004 02:46 PM (GoCG9)
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And thanks for the nice words. Honest. And Solomon? I may enter a contest or two, but I'll always be the everyday stranger.
Posted by: Helen at September 07, 2004 03:13 PM (GoCG9)
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present tense??? it kind of strikes me that if people really need to think that much about whether they're using present or past tense constantly then that would take the joy out of the writing... maybe that's jsut me though.
best of luck with the conference.
Posted by: martha at September 07, 2004 03:37 PM (5HJ2h)
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Yup, without a doubt train magazine it is.
You have a lot of material to choose from for your non-train magazine contest. That choice would freeze me right at the start. Enjoy!
Posted by: Roger at September 07, 2004 03:57 PM (8S2fE)
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YAYAYAYAYAYA!!! Good on ya!
Someone once said: Just write. (Besides, that's what they pay editors the big bucks for.)
I'm sending good thoughts and warm hugs your way.
How exciting!
Posted by: Emma at September 07, 2004 04:45 PM (MAdsZ)
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Yippeee! I giggled all the way through everything but the first few paragraphs of today's entry!
Your words make such pretty pictures in my mind. I think you ARE definitely heading in the right direction. After all, you've been writing here for a long time, and it's kept a bunch of us enthralled. Good job entering, and I wish you the very best of luck toward not only winning the contest but the confidence that winning would give you.
Posted by: Lisa at September 07, 2004 04:50 PM (Wu7QI)
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Kick some contest ass, H!
Posted by: Jim at September 07, 2004 05:23 PM (GCA5m)
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I'm sure you'll do fine! You're so gifted that it's really just a matter of time before some publisher swoops you up anyway.
Good luck!
Posted by: Mick at September 07, 2004 07:01 PM (VhRca)
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H-
You are a writer. Period. Best of luck with the contest although, with your talent, luck won't play a very big part.
Posted by: Sue at September 07, 2004 08:44 PM (AaBEz)
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Jump off, lady. Do it. And remember this, Ms. Little-Person-in-a-Big-Person-World...you're the only one around these parts selling yourself short by prophesying a loss. ;-)
Posted by: Jennifer at September 07, 2004 09:28 PM (jl9h0)
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I stumbled on your journal while searching for the exact wording on a quote by Captain Brenner Tate. I think you know which one. Anyway, I'm at a low, confused point in my life right now, and in that particular entry (last November) there were three or four references in your journal that were like signs from above. The big neon kind. Simon. Train wreck (Sarah Song). that quote. etc.
Wanted to thank you for your words. They are exquisite -- and through them, you have made my life make more sense.
Posted by: kat at September 07, 2004 09:48 PM (ZHp6T)
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Kat-I still carry that card around with me in my briefcase. I would send it to you, or send you a copy, if I could.
It saved my life.
Posted by: Helen at September 07, 2004 11:56 PM (GoCG9)
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hoorah for the big leap! i'm so very proud of you. keep leaping, keep reaching. so many people believe in you!!! xoxoxo
Posted by: kat at September 08, 2004 01:44 AM (FhSIP)
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I don't know Helen, I am not so sure a contest is such a good idea. I mean you are going into it with a good healthy attitude, win or loose, you have already won just by entering. But I am still not sure.... Just think of all the decimated ego's you are about to create, the scores of once hopefuls, now (then? future tense?) forgotten folks crying in their journals... Ah screw 'em! you go girl!
Posted by: Dane at September 08, 2004 03:05 AM (ncyv4)
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at last. good stuff H.
Posted by: aaron at September 08, 2004 03:34 AM (2FiwY)
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Hey Helan.. as an aspiring writer (cough) myself I have a couple little pieces of advice
1)Struck & White's The Elements of Style Its SHORT and to the point.. you might need the English English version of it for things headed for submission on that side of the pond. ((check the required books for a freshman english class))
2) Write about things that you enjoy
3) Spell and grammar check.. then have someone else read it
4) Read it out loud (Cats and stuffed animals are a good audience for the first reading).
5) Remember us when you make your millions
Posted by: LarryConley at September 08, 2004 04:50 AM (aontM)
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Sweet! Give 'er a go! Best of luck.
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September 03, 2004
A Little Person in a Big Person World
I am very tall.
About 5'9 and a half.
That's pretty tall.
But did you know that my height changes? That I get taller or smaller quickly? Not just with the 2 inches that a high heel can add, but in really noticable ways. Just like that, my height can change.
Wednesday morning I felt awful. I felt like I had been run over by a truck labelled "Guilt and Responsibility", I had been mowed down by wheels with mud on the relationship mudflaps. It was raining and chilly outside, and I had to go to London for the day, and standing at the edge of the train platform I felt so small and sad, so alone and depressed. My mood overspilled onto my face and I started crying a bit, standing on the platform in my skirt and with my briefcase, looking like a little girl playing at being in a big girl's world. I looked down at my feet and realized how small I was.
I had shrunken to about a foot high.
I was so small that I was disappearing.
When the train arrived I had to battle with the steps, which were half my height. I sat down on a seat, leaving acres of space, and a man in a pressed pin-striped suit tries to sit down on me. He hadn't even noticed me, my little legs swinging and hitting the edge of the seat, one high heel dangerously dangling off my foot.
"Excuse me." I squeak. "I'm sitting here."
He snarls at me in annoyance and moves away.
I shrink a few more inches in response.
The train ride goes quickly enough-I feel too inadequate to get out my book which is half my size. I feel too small to check my phone, which even though the train had been dipping in and out of mobile coverage, I knew it would be silent and unloving. I felt so tired and so alone, sitting in my little space on my great big chair, a chair whose pattern and fabric is cutting my legs into scissor-pattern shapes.
When we get to London the battle out the train doors makes me even smaller, as men with pointy umbrellas and unfurled attitudes push me out of the way and out the door. Some of them even open the train doors and start running before the train has stopped, and it makes me feel so forlorn. I have to fight my way down the grooved train steps, looking at the ash and dirt and stickiness that graces the gaps in the steps. People's detritus from a life less lived, a moment less loved.
I make my way to the tube, getting jostled by people and feeling as large as the specks on the concrete floors, painted with that flecky affect people use to disguise the filth. Gum becomes a ticking time bomb waiting to trap a little person like me in the teeth-combed concrete edges. A cigarette butt becomes a building I have to hold my breath around.
Waiting for the tube, I stand in utter exhaustion and look to my right. A man in a camouflaged T-shirt and olive green trousers is standing on the edge of the tube platform, openly crying. He's not embarrassed, he doesn't care that a room full of commuters is around him. I would offer him a kleenex but I know, somehow, he just wants to be alone. He's collapsing inside of himself on the edge of the platform, angrily wiping his running eyes, and I realize as I watch him that I have grown a few inches.
I have grown, maybe because I am the only person in the room that has seen him, and that knows how he hurts.
Even so, the voice announcing "Mind the gap!" at the tube is ridiculous-truthfully, it's more like "Mind the Grand Canyon!"
I get to work and am so tired and small still, that going through the turnstiles at the office means I bang my head on the silver bar and annoy the security guard. I walk into the meeting room and must have a face like thunder, as the group regards me and offers me coffee or a smile. A new vendor representative walks in and introduces himself.
"Hi, I'm Mark Elmo."
This piques my diminuative interest, and I chime in like Ralph Mouse: "As in, 'Tickle-Me'?" I chirp.
The room laughs. Mark does too. He nods. "I rue the day that toy came out, my mates did nothing but refer to that damn toy."
One of my colleagues, Alan, is laughing, and he says. "That's our Helen. Most people would only think things. She'll actually say them."
And I grow another six inches, feeling part of a gang. A crowd. "Our Helen". I made people laugh. I made people laugh.
The meeting commences and my phone comes to life-a nice text message oozes in from Mr. Y, and I thump my head on the table as I grow another foot. I rub my noggin for a while, pleased to finally see over the table, at the expanse of laptops (except mine, still ill) and a projector that illuminates each little piece of dust in the room. Another text an hour later comes in from Mr. Y which is even kinder, and I ease up again in size, no longer stressing about losing a shoe from my teeny feet.
During an afternoon break, I dash into an empty conference room and make a phone call to one of my oldest friends (we go back almost 6 years, which I realize makes me a bit sad and pathetic that this is the oldest friend I have). He lives in Atlanta, and we once were so close that we could finish each other's sentences. We have inroads of personal jokes, and I miss him a great deal. I call him Mighty Mouse. He calls me Shmoo. I have no idea how we got these nicknames, I only know that they are definitely the fruit of one of our drink-ups. I talk to him, laughing with him, and find out that he's coming to England in the next week or two, so I will get to see him. And even more so, Mr. Y will get to meet someone from my life, and I can't wait for them to meet. It's so important to me to link my worlds together-proof that I can outrun the crazy relay, that I have a past, a present and a future that can and will be meshed.
I grow so tall I can turn the lights in the room off and on with ease, easily able to reach the light switch.
As I head home, I still am only about two-thirds my height, but I have bought things to make a nice meal of moussaka for Mr. Y and I, and I am hopeful that we are going to be good and loving. A man on the tube catches my eye and smiles, and I smile back. As I exit the tube, swinging my Sainsbury's bag, he stops me with a tap on the shoulder.
"You have a beautiful smile. I'd really like to see you again, can I have your phone number?" he asks, juggling a briefcase at his side.
"Thanks, but I think my boyfriend wouldn't like that." I reply, smiling.
He apologizes and I head for my train, and realizes that I have grown again-at the flattery of being told I have a nice smile, and the fact that I do have a boyfriend, one that I care about very much.
I get on the train, nearly whole-sized. My feet reach the ground with ease, my long embarassing colt-like legs spilling all over the floor. I can't see the grooves of the train steps, I can't stress about the gaps. I have spent a day feeling so utterly small and horrible, but things are getting better. Things are improving. And soon, that night even, I would be fully-grown again, thanks to a very sweet man in my house.
-H.
PS-Beth's Carnival or Recipes is continuing again, so read below for my moussaka recipe. I like to up the weird factor on the recipe collections
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Posted by: Simon at September 03, 2004 10:38 AM (FUPxT)
Posted by: Simon at September 03, 2004 10:38 AM (UKqGy)
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Beautiful baby. Beautiful.
You described how each one of us feels -- but are sometimes too full of pride (or something) to admit it.
Good for you.
Love and kisses to you, my friend,
Em
Posted by: Emma at September 03, 2004 10:43 AM (MAdsZ)
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Yup. I'm with Emma. You've given voice to how a lot of us feel from time to time. I enjoyed the progression. Once more, you touched me.
Posted by: RP at September 03, 2004 11:10 AM (X3Lfs)
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That was so beautifully written. And you're so tall! I'm 5'1 so 5'9 seems like a whole other dimension to me! Oh, as far as that friend you have...at least you have someone like that out there in the world, regardless of whether the amount of years is 6 or 60. It will be so exciting for Mr. Y to meet him too! I know how important it is for at least your friends who love you with their heart to see why this person is so good for you.
Posted by: Jadewolff at September 03, 2004 01:22 PM (8MfYL)
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I had a similar thing happen. Although mine happened after I drank some Kool-Aid...
Posted by: Easy at September 03, 2004 01:49 PM (U89mk)
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I am echoing others' sentiments, but I have to say:
That was a beautifully-written true story that I know I can relate to, as I'm sure many others can, as well.
I'm glad you found your full height again. Sleeping, all short and stuff, can be a bit of a pain, getting lost in the sheets, etc.
Posted by: scorpy at September 03, 2004 02:08 PM (haHJX)
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What a delightful piece of writing! Tidy it up a little (redirect to an audience who doesn't already know the cast of characters) and send it out to the magazines ... someone will give you money.
Posted by: Frances at September 03, 2004 04:30 PM (eoWRH)
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It's one of those roller coasters that makes all of us sick now and then I think.
It's like order in chaos - it happens to all of us no matter how we twist things.
Posted by: croxie at September 03, 2004 04:54 PM (28nkv)
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Loved this, Helen! Ditto on the magazine entry idea. Thank you for sharing.
Amber
Posted by: Amber at September 03, 2004 04:57 PM (zQE5D)
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I have to confess, I never have days like that, but I enjoyed the imagery. Most -- if not all -- of us would agree you should submit this and other samples of your writings to publishers.
Don't put it off another 20 years and then wish you had tried 20 years ago. There's no time like the present (I know it's a cliché, but it's also true
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Posted by: Solomon at September 03, 2004 06:03 PM (k1sTy)
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You've put into words exactly how I feel alot of times.
Posted by: rachel at September 03, 2004 09:40 PM (SnFSH)
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What a relatable piece. I myself have felt 6 inches tall at times, for a myriad of reasons. I loved the imagery of you regaining full stature - a harder act to perform than the incredible shrinking woman experience, in my opinion. The tearing down of a thing is always so much...simpler...than the buidling back up again.
But it's that reconstruction side of you that I've come to adore.
Posted by: Jennifer at September 04, 2004 03:32 PM (vSro2)
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Dear Helen, I read your life on the page and I understand, I know, just as you know me
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You're beautiful honey! and so incredibly talented. I'd be following the advice of the others... fame awaits you
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Posted by: goldie at September 05, 2004 04:33 AM (/ciHr)
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ANother example as to why everyone says you need to submit your writing for publishing. Too darn good not to share =)
A quick side note from the geek in me, btconnect has web mail, lets you get your email from any web browser anywhere
should be able to get it
here
Dane
Posted by: Dane at September 05, 2004 05:08 AM (ncyv4)
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I should have taken Simon's hint... link didnt work
http://www.btconnect.com/webmail/cgi-bin/webmail.cgi
Posted by: Dane at September 05, 2004 05:09 AM (ncyv4)
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Sorry (for myself) it took me so long to find your blog. Linked to it through Marie at Blueridge blog. Reading the other comments, (to which I subscribe completely), you must feel very, very tall right now.
Posted by: BethW at September 06, 2004 09:06 PM (AaBEz)
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Excellent post. I completely know the feeling.
I grow several inches when I enter a room with my wife and 1 year old daughter. I'm damn proud and happy with them.
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September 02, 2004
The Dump Truck
You know what really chaps my ass in a no-holds barred kind of way? You know what stings worse than sliding down a razor-blade and landing in a pool of alcohol, what's more embarrassing than showing up for a high school chemistry test unprepared, having forgotten my locker combination
and discovering that I'm naked? You know what really, deep down, bugs me and pisses me off most of all?
I got dumped by my family in a comments section of a blog.
A comments section.
I'm not sure it gets any more Jerry Springer tasteless than that.
My family has a history of dumping me in spectacular fashion. My father did it once, screaming "Have a nice life!" down the phone at me, then hanging up on me. We didn't speak for a few years after that, and to this day I am still wildly intolerant of people hanging up on me.
But getting dumped in a comments section...geez, it's almost like looking to my left and seeing a table there laden with food, just begging for a food fight. Creamed corn? Why yes, throwing that would be delightful. I stand up and race to the table in my white stretch pants and hope that the Rave holds my hair in place. And you know? While I am at it, let's throw some chairs around and pull hair a la catfight, too.
Tacky doesn't begin to describe it.
Ironically, I have only ever been dumped once. Well, unless you count when I was 13 and Chris W. dumped me since I wasn't willing to do anything more than kiss (Chris? Dude? Look, when you're trying to French kiss, can you remember that the tongue is not actually a plunger trying to bring up deposits from inside the chick? OK? Women will thank you.) Oh, and my fuck-buddy I had in university called our fuck-buddy relationship quits, but I wasn't really cut up about that, considering the fact that not only had I never had an orgasm with him, but he also tried to have a private moment in front of me once when I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth, and that's just not on.
I am not crowing about the fact that I have only been dumped once-I guess I am lucky considering I am the most unstable person in the world, and adding rejection to the already mostrous pile of issues I have on my shoulders is not a very good thing.
Nope, the only other time I've ever been dumped is by Mr. Y. Just into our relationship, when it honestly looked like we weren't going anywhere, blam! he dumps me. I don't actually blame him, and to be honest, once he did that I missed him so badly it cut me into tiny slivers inside and made me realize-more than anything-how much I cared about him and needed him. We got back together then (and split later, obviously), but that dumping of me by him really made me see how I felt about him.
However, the method was not so great-he dumped me via text message. But to be honest, text was really the big and almost only means of communication we had in those early days (due to home situation and the fact that we were both travelling so much), so I actually do understand-it wasn't done to avoid me or hurt me. Lots of big and little things between us then happened over text. We have agreed that should a big split come someday, we will discuss it face to face.
Dumping these days is getting more interesting. I read a story about a man in, I believe, Malaysia, who dumped his wife by saying "I divorce you." three times via text. Ergo, he's a free man. And how many people have gotten that "we're through" email? That one where you click on the loved-ones name in bold, only to reveal once you've dinked the annoying yellow envelope that you read in the text that baby-the love you've had is just gone, gone gone?
When I think back to the breakups that I have had in my relationships, I am almost positive that I have only ever broken it off with people in person. Mostly, because I am a glutton for punishment, but also because I would rather handle these things face to face-I believe in taking my lumps and taking them right off the bat. That said, I have once or twice used the "We need some space, it's not you it's me," line, and the times I said it to those men, I really meant "It's over, and actually, it's you that's the problem." But when I left the big relationships I was in, I went for the truth.
To my first husband as we went for a walk around the block in our steamy Wilmington, North Carolina neighborhood: I don't really think we love each other anymore. It's just over.
To Kim as we sat in a Starbucks in downtown Dallas, the night around us outside the glass and two cups of cooled hot tea on the table in front of us: You are my heart and I will always love you, we just want different things.
However, when we called it a day the first time, Kim and I, he slid a letter under my front door after we had our break-up talk on the phone. And it really hurt. Really.
And I told X Partner Unit a lot of the truth, too, but now when I think about it in my head, I simply can't remember what was said.
I look around me and wonder about people's break-up stories, the best and worst of them. For each person that you meet, you usually have a bust-up in their lives. At least one. And for each one of us, we have a break-up that sticks out the most in our minds, a dumping that really lingers with us. One that stands out amongst the others in terms of heartbreak, or relief, or just plain bad-handling.
The dumping I most remember was of Erik, a Finnish descendant pain-in-the-ass that I worked with in Dallas. One night in bed (after faking it twice) I told him of some of the sexual escapades Kim and I used to get up to. A few days later, I found out the whole office knew about it, and when I asked him, he said he told his department one evening during a "sharing" session, and since he didn't want to share anything of himself, he shared my stories.
*Beep, beep, beep* went the sound of the dump truck backing up as I told him "Baby, we are so over."
Note to self: raunchy sexual escapades to be kept to self. Well, except Mr. Y, who knows all about it.
I remember watching that episode of Sex and the City where Carrie gets dumped by Post-It-Note. That reaches a new low in our society, I think. When we can't take the time to even write a whole letter, when losing someone isn't worth taking up a single piece of paper and going to the effort of putting it in the mail, or taking the time to sit in front of a pc and type it out, we've reached a bad point. A really bad point.
Perhaps even as bad as getting dumped in the comments section.
Which is my new low-point in terms of getting dumped.
So what's your worst dumping/dumpee story?
-H.
PS-yes, still depressed and sad and angry. Still email server problems so if I haven't responded to you, it's because I can't get to them. And I now have no idea what happened to Luuka and frankly could care less. I am perhaps a little low on the emotional resources just now.
But my lovely boy and I made up yesterday, over an evening of moussaka and white wine and nice hugs, so I am much more stable now.
PPS-favorite Shakespeare? King Lear. A story of filial piety and insanity.
The irony is not lost on me there.
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King Lear did not occur to me but makes perfect sense.
I'm glad that there was much making up with Mr. Y. The silence yesterday was a cause for some small concern, I have to admit so I'm glad it's all good.
I have no dump stories, I'm afraid. Neither the dumper nor the dumpee, really. My wife and I have been together since we were 17.
Posted by: RP at September 02, 2004 11:08 AM (X3Lfs)
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I've never been the dump-er, always the dump-ee. Worst would be Linda, simply because after an 18-month relationship, she said "It's me" and gave no explanation. Ever.
Although a close second would be Sheri, who broke up with me because I was too clingy (and I was--first serious relationship in college), only to date and marry a man far more clingy than I ever was.
I think I'm all about the reasons for things.
Posted by: Z. Hendirez at September 02, 2004 11:12 AM (aeMmm)
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As always in times of trouble, you need to turn to the fount of all knowledge. The best dumping line ever:
"Welcome to dumpsville, Population: You.
PS: I am gay."
- Homer J. Simpson.
Posted by: Simon at September 02, 2004 11:37 AM (OyeEA)
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I've never been dumped, always been the dump-er. I've been rejected a few times though when asking people out.
Helen said
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he said he told his department one evening during a "sharing" session, and since he didn't want to share anything of himself, he shared my stories.
*Beep, beep, beep* went the sound of the dump truck backing up as I told him "Baby, we are so over."'
Oh yes. I've dumped someone for something very similar before.
Posted by: angel at September 02, 2004 01:06 PM (VDG65)
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btw--Lear is also my favorite! You're the only other person I've met (or "met") who agrees. Hurray for us!
Posted by: angel at September 02, 2004 01:07 PM (VDG65)
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Being dumped before my engagement ceremony (In India an engagement is a huge thing) with all my relatives and my parents' friends at age 23 was the toughest one - no reason given save that my soon-to-be-fiance' was not ready for it. After that most of the dumping has been done by me.
Posted by: plumpernickel at September 02, 2004 02:02 PM (x+dsO)
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oh yes, i think everyone does have one of those stories. I've got one about being dumped but it's so convuluted and incoherent even to me when I try to write it out or explain it.
Short version: fell in love with a professor, found out said prof also liked me, had torrid email and phone relationship, left for peace corps and basically never heard from said prof again. Ouch...
Posted by: martha at September 02, 2004 02:07 PM (5HJ2h)
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I have some cool dump stories - Hopefully the inspiration lasts long enough to get something on paper...
In a sorta' related way - I had an f-buddy a while back who got a little too attached. One evening at an awesome outdoor concert while lying in the grass and enjoying the chemical effects of alcohol and other organic compounds she snuggled up behind me and whispered; "I want you to put a baby in me."
Can you say BuzzKill? I dumped her (repeatedly) the next week.
Posted by: Clancy at September 02, 2004 03:23 PM (EGVPL)
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I had an odd mutual dumpage experience once. We were both in the Navy Reserves and she got activated for Operating Technician school in Virginia. We went from hours of talking each day to a bit each weekend. A few months later I was activated for the same schooling in Oakland. We talked for the first couple weekends and then just didn't for a month. Then we both sent letters at the same time asking what was wrong and why the other hadn't called. We talked after that and agreed that we really didn't have a relationship without the support of bedroom antics.
Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2004 03:36 PM (GCA5m)
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Hmm. Break up stories? So many... I am a big fan of letters, because I'm not good at confrontation, and people can't interrupt you when you've written it all down. But I don't take the easiest way out. I give them the letter while I am there. In front of them to react to or get angry with. My worst break up was with that of My Man (obviously it didn't last forever). I was ill, and he left the bathroom saying "Kiss me. I don't care that you have pukey breath because I love you." He brought me some tea and said "We're done." Nice.
As for King Lear. Good lord that's a long play. I much prefer Antigone (yes, I know it's not by Shakespear), which is full of family insanity in a much shorter version.
Posted by: amy t. at September 02, 2004 03:40 PM (xKhv0)
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I KNEW it was King Lear!
Posted by: Tif at September 02, 2004 04:45 PM (jCFyL)
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I've got my fair share of dumper and dumpee stories. The ones that always sting the most are the dumpee stories in my little world. The worst was a phone call to my dad on New Years Eve when I was 16 I think begging him to send some child support money so we could have some sort of late christmas. During that call I was so upset that I hung up on him - he called back and told me that if I ever hung up on him again he would never talk to me again ... so I hung up again. We didn't speak until I sent him a card telling him I was pregnant - I was 23 at the time. My dad and I have a very odd relationship. He's there when I really need him the most but he's very distant when it comes to just being there all of the time.
I love reading your blog, Helen. I came here via "Layne" and have been reading ever since. I only wish I had some miracle words of wisdom when it comes to family. Unfortunately my family is extremely fucked up as well. I find that the only way I can really deal with my own mother these days is by IM since she actually seems like a partially sane woman through a monitor. With my family spread all over the US we do understand that you can be there for one another and not actually be there physically.
Posted by: Michele at September 02, 2004 05:54 PM (uVhHx)
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Been dumped only once, by the ex while we were still engaged. He came home one night smelling like perfume when I put my arms around him for a "welcome home" hug and kiss. I was young and stupid and bought his stuttered explanation that the woman who worked next to him wore strong perfume and it must've wafted onto him via magical office air.
A week later he tearfully confessed he was schtuping her and dumped me.
I'd been dumped! I was devastated. I even attempted to slash my wrists. Luckily, I did a poor job of it! LOL!
But I've dumped everyone else since. Including *my ex* (HA!) Dumped my poor Dan twice. Once via email, once in person. Not because I didn't love Dan any more, but because I got cold feet in leaving my ex and breaking up the family, hurting the kids, etc.
Dan married me despite my cowardice...*grins* Thank god..
I hated having it done to me and I'm terrible at doing it. I don't enjoying hurting people. I don't think anyone does. I think most people try to avoid it or minimize it. I know I do.
It's just hard. For everybody.
Posted by: Amber at September 02, 2004 06:02 PM (zQE5D)
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I got dumped by a guy who was mad that I was NOT jealous that he met his old girlfriend for a drink. Walked into the bar after having a shitty day to see them together. Just sat down not even thinking twice about the situation. After he told me he really just wanted to scale our relationship back to be just fuck buddies, I punched him in the nose and never looked back. But I was not in a relationship for 7 years after that.
Posted by: Stacey at September 02, 2004 07:09 PM (QlOpy)
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Getting dumped by email 7 days before your thirtieth birthday really sucks, especially when you find out later that your sister had planned to have the now ex flown over for a surprise party. It meant that she knew I was dumped before I did.
Then again she announced her engagement at my 21st b'day party, and had her daughter on my brother's 21st so she's stolen thunder before.
Posted by: sasoozie at September 02, 2004 08:55 PM (mGC2b)
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... I got a Dear John while I was in the final week of USMC bootcamp.. Saddam had just invaded Kuwait in 1990, and she wrote me to tell me it was over... she couldn't handle the pressure of me being in the Corps during War... beyatch.. still, it was the best thing that ever happened to me.. in the long run... at the time, though, my DI passed around her photo to my platoon mates and told them... "if you ever see this woman, kill her"... that made me feel better at the time...
Posted by: Eric at September 03, 2004 12:25 AM (Py0cM)
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I recently read an article about famous dump stories among Hollywood stars. The one that stood out the most for me was some guy (forget who... big name actor) who sent a fax to his g/f announcing their breakup. Classy!
Posted by: Terry at September 03, 2004 03:33 AM (PWe/a)
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Once again, you have written a raggedly honest piece that not only invites compassion and anger and a laugh all at once, but also inspires the reader - me! - to reminiscing about the past, about society, about relationships, about endings...
You are so multitalented that it's embarassing. Seriously.
And?
Shame on your family. Shame on them.
Love,
Elizabeth
//VP of the MAS
P.S. Look, can we get the sniffer dogs out after Luuka? Or at least a part-time psychic?
Posted by: Elizabeth at September 03, 2004 05:22 AM (YCUSR)
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Helen,
You are a very classy lady and it is outrageous that these people couldn't have found a more tasteful way to dump you!
O.k. b4 I get banned for life the above is my attempt to cheer you up :-/ What is humour if not for dealing with difficult and unfair situations?
But seriously I think the majority of families don't get along and all this hugs and kisses family life is a bit of a myth. I reckon if one were to anonymously ask people if they would make friends with their siblings if they weren't related and just met them socially most people would say "no".
I know my mum and her siblings and parents fought like cats and dogs. And my wife and sister don't speak to one another. And my sister in law was always a bitch to her mum etc I was always thankful to be an only child!
Still you ARE a classy lady and deserve better. I am really happy for you and Mr Y and you are so lucky to have a job in POMYland where you can actually afford to live and travel. (This is an extremely rare thing in POMY land and increasingly in the States and Australia too so remember you have at least gotten one really good break!)
Cheers,
Steve
Posted by: Steve P at September 03, 2004 06:25 AM (tlQEA)
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Oh, I almost forgot! I've been reading about being being dumped and fired by SMS.
As in "We R over - Goodbi"
or
"U r Sacked :-("
Apparently a POMY company sacked a large number of people in this manner. I don't have the link but I'm sure it would turn up with a bit of googling.
And I see that you have cyberdumped someone by Helen dotting his blog:
http://outofchances.blogspot.com/2004/08/mcdonalds.html
(I don't know what it was he said or did but I'm sure he deserved it.)
Posted by: Steve P at September 03, 2004 06:28 AM (tlQEA)
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Worst one ever done to me: First real boyfriend couldn't bring himself to tell me (and I'm sadly one of those desperate, insistent types who you HAVE to tell outright), so a mutual male friend volunteered to ask him, and reported back to me, "Pete says, the deal between you and him is, there is no deal." Curiously, or not, Pete
also was Finnish. What is it with those people?
Worst one I've ever done: E-mailed ex-fiance to tell him I was sending the ring back. Yeah, granted, he was out of state at the time, but maybe I could have picked up the phone?
Posted by: ilyka at September 03, 2004 09:00 AM (AUATg)
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Most of my relationships have just sort of fizzled out. I've only been the dumper twice, and the dumpee the same number of times. All of them very painful.
Posted by: Easy at September 03, 2004 01:56 PM (U89mk)
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First off, Helen, I love your blog. The honesty is astounding. I've been reading for quite a while but I don't believe I've ever commented.
I think we all have lots of dumper/dumpee stories to tell, the sordid lot we are. lol
I, too, have been the dumper most of the time and always face to face, save for once when he was in college and I was in high school. I did that one over the phone. With the ex-hubby, I picked him up from work one day, told him we needed to talk and when we got home, I told him I wanted a divorce. Simple as that. I walked out and got a pack of smokes and sat in the driveway smoking while he packed his shit.
Oddly enough, we're better friends now than we were during seven years of marriage.
The most painful ones, though, are the ones you know you have to let go of but really don't want to. Did that twice...once it stuck and once it didn't.
Posted by: Ice Queen at September 03, 2004 03:25 PM (Ct/0E)
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Only two duping stories come to mind for me...
The first being a high school thing where I was trying to find the guy during lunch to tell him it wasn't working out only to have him dump me when I asked to speak to him (I was so indignant that I didn't get to do the dump and that I got the dumpee label). I was really young in many ways then.
The second dump story is one I still wish I could have handled face to face or at least via phone. I had been dating a Navy guy for a couple months when I was raped and he was very supportive. He came to visit from out of state within a month and I thought things were good concidering all the crap surrounding us(and how much like shit I felt)that we had a chance to stay together.
It was about six weeks later that he let it slip that the entire time he was home that he was not only stoned, but on cocaine as well. He was telling me about how he'd passed the drug test and how much everything on that visit home had been a sort of blur. I was young and stupid and tried to talk it all out with him, but he deployed out then on his carrier. I tried for a couple of months to get a phone call or something to figure it all out, and ended up coming to the realization with all that time of zero contact with him that it was the shitty situation that had made me cling to my idea of him. I didn't really love the guy, but I was so desparate for that one thing to not be screwed up because of the rape I clung to who I wanted him to be.
After another two months of no calls and knowing from his parents he'd talked to them I wrote him a dear john letter. I had written him letters several times asking him to call and hinting that I needed to speak to him, but I still wished I had done the break up face to face, but I had moved on and needed to break it off.
I was really worried that he would take it badly especially concidering that his father had commited suicide at around the same age as him when his mother had rejected him because of alcohol abuse and psychosis. I had waited in part to because of that to tell him it wasn't working in person and that was a big part of why I waited 6+ months with no contact. I never heard from him again, but we lived in a small town and on the other hand I never heard anything bad either. I hope that he was okay and still wonder if I hurt him badly or if he had avoided me because he knew it was over too.
A few years later I ended up marrying my best friend. He was a guy friend who I never took seriously while we were in high school who ended up being there for me while all this stuff was going on. We never dated until a while after I had split up with the guy from the Navy via letter but I felt so bad for a long time about being interested in another man while "dating" another even if I hadn't had contact with my "boyfriend" in 6+ months.
Posted by: Way at September 06, 2004 10:14 AM (BSXE2)
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