October 20, 2005
I'd had yet another bad day in the history of my suck job, but at least I have an action plan for today, to try to find a way out of it.
I walk into the living room where Angus was curled up on the couch, setting the remote control down in a way indicative of Why yes. I have chosen the tv programming, and it is good. I walk in and see...it's Trinny and Susannah.
"Oh my God!" I shout. "It's those bitches!"
I look at the TV, at the woman that they are preparing to "help out". "Oh my God!" I shout again. "She's wearing a purple cadigan and a red turtleneck! That woman needs clothing police like Tony Blair needs an orthodontist!"
And, due to the wine in my hand and the complete lack of a will to live, I sat down and joined Angus for the TV show.
What struck me right off the bat was what the show was about. Trinny and Susannah, looking too skinny in clothing worth thousands of pounds, were draped on a couch. Trinny, the far too skinny one that has lips so full of collagen it makes me wonder if she has pictures of Melanie Griffith in her wallet to carry as her inspiration, was really letting loose on the point of today's program.
It was about women that had gotten a divorce.
But to hear the two of them, it was about women that had been touched by leprosy and now had to find clothes that would help the world ignore the fact that they'd lost a nose.
"It's so important that we help these two women." Trinny said, tears welling up at the side of her eyes.
"I know." Susannah said, tugging at her too severe hairstyle. "They have little happiness and hope now."
A tear heads for Trinny's trout pout. "It's so tragic. They're divorcees."
Oh, right. So these women have so little hope and happiness right now because they lost their men, right? Their lives are so tragic as someone said they didn't want them anymore, and now no one will, is that what you're saying?
The two scary chicks continued to moan about how tragic and awful it was that the women they were helping were divorced. Trinny and Susannah were wearing more metal on their left ring fingers than comes on the shielding of a tank. Tiffany's jewelers were standing by at the ready with their notepads, so utterly full of sparkly jewels were these rings. Here were two high profile TV "personalities" whose very presence so screamed "I am married and I am rich and when I have my babies I hire someone else's boobies to feed them" looking all weepy and feeling sorry for two women who had been divorced. It was clear that they felt some kind of revulsion to the word "divorce", as though they should cross themselves and knock on wood and shudder anytime the word was said.
And this is what pissed me off.
That these two women should be the object of such...such pity. By all accounts, the divorces the women had been through had been hard and their self-esteem had taken hits. Whose self-esteem doesn't? No one-not even Nicole Kidman fake punching the air-comes through a divorce and doesn't have a hit on the inside. When you get a divorce, it's admitting that one or both of you screwed up. At some point, the happy loving dreams you had after racing away from that alter have been proven to be cracked. Divorces are not fun things, they do not feel good, they are not nice.
But because a woman is divorced, it does not mean she should be the object of pity. Yes, anyone who's had their heart broken should be given a shoulder to cry on and an ear to listen. Anyone who has lost a piece of themselves-either to the marriage in the first instance or the divorce in the second-should be given support.
However a divorce is not a sign to the world that no one will want them, ever. It is only a sign that the partner that they had chosen was not the final choice. You don't go on the scrapheap because you are divorced, you are not worth nothing just because you are seperated. Yes, these women had bad dress sense and had a hit on their self-esteem, but when you find out that what you thought was for the rest of your life was only for 10 years then anyone will feel bad.
These women are to be helped and felt sorry for as they had terrible clothes.
They should not be pitied for the mere fact that they are divorced.
It was the theme for the whole show-Trinny and Susannah constantly referred to these women as being so tragically divorced (when what was equally tragic was the fact that one of them still wore shoulder pads), even when it turns out the women were viciously unhappy in their marriages. All signs pointed to getting them attractive again so that they could go out there and get them some new men! This was important! You had to pull a new guy who loves you for your new look! Rub your wedding ring fngers three times, girls, and say the words "There's no place like the Vegas Wedding Chapel! There's no place like the Vegas Wedding Chapel There's no place like the Vegas Wedding Chapel!"
Of course, the two dragons decided to help these poor, low-confidence women by stripping them to their underwear, pointing out their bobbly bits, and making fun of their knickers. Cause that's certainly going to help build self-esteem. Who needs Winter Colors when one can have the piss taken out of them about their old granny panties?
The constant theme was of the "tragedy that these women were divorced". They even made one of the women wear turquoise and told her that "in her case, as she was divorced, she shouldn't be afraid to wear color." So...what? Divorcees generally only wear brown, is that it? As she's a divorcee she should cross that great divide and attempt to brave the color spectrum?
I guess these two dragons go home and get down on their knees and blow their husbands every day in gratitude then. No one is worth less just because they are divorced. No one's life is less valuable because they are alone. Marriage with the right person is great, but if you are so miserable and unhappy with your relationship, then punching out of that marriage clock can be a viable option. I'm not saying that we should go around busting up relationships at the slightest provocation, what I am saying is that there is no special charity case in being a divorcee-it's just a fact of life, something that hurts and is personal and represents a broken dream, but it does not mean that pity should come in great doses.
It just pissed me off that two women that choose modern fashions on a modern TV show can have such antiquated ideas. That divorce was the end of the world, that a woman needs a man to such an extent. Divorce does suck, having a partner to be a part of your life is great, but you know, these women that didn't have that? They have full and beautiful and enjoyable lives, too-they had beautiful children and lovely homes and big dreams and beautiful eyes. They had years of letting go ahead of them, to put away the bad remnants of a married life gone wrong.
Their clothes just sucked, that's all.
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