October 11, 2005
I am sitting here on yet another train to yet another London day, and amongst the business-suited men clutching their Blackberries and their sheaves of papers that have indelible red ink smattering the margins. Shiny black shoes reflect the light of the aisle and wedding-ringed hands run their way over many a thinning haired head. The shelf above the seats is a war zone of briefcases, all of them full of the things one needs-laptop, cables, Cross pens, copies of the classics (how many times have I seen Lord of the Flies and a dodgy-looking copy of Daphne Du Maurier?) and employee ID badges.
But I am here, and I am tired.
I'm tired of sitting on the end of a conference phone, tired of constant battles. I'm tired of action points, minutes of meeting, and 'ways of working'Â. I'm tired of trying to be so responsible all the time. I'm tired of 'disease of the month club'Â (my new one this week? I have a mouth ulcer inside my mouth. For real. And I get to rub this stuff on it that's for mouth ulcers and teething infants, so I have a real understaning of the pain of teething infants.) It hurts and it's the size of New Mexico. I know this as we have a map of New Mexico in the study, and I checked it, and yup-same size. Know what causes mouth ulcers? A few things, but the biggest one is stress. Soon all my flesh will simply go necrotic and fall off. That's clearly the next step on this project, which is ok I guess, as at least I will look thin.)
So here I am on the train, wearing jeans. Blue Sketcher sneakers are my footwear of choice, and I have a simple white button down shirt and a black Gap cardigan. I've thrown on a strand of vintage jet Flapper beads I bought over the weekend for £6.50. I'm dressed down and going into the Dream Job lions' den and I don't give a fuck.
I figure-sometimes it's about the clothes. Sometimes it's about the stockings, the high heels, the gloss of lip gloss shining off the lapel off a business suit. The perfect hair in the perfect bun and the perfectly amount of perfume.
And sometimes it's about being comfortable, wearing clothes that you feel you can move around in and an irreverent dash of Demeter's Crème Brulee perfume.
I wore jeans to the office last Friday as well. I was dressed similarly, in jeans and a smart button down shirt. I had worked my way through area after area of a project plan, and when I finished I went to the ladies' and pulled my hair into a high ponytail. I slicked on a bit of rose-colored lip gloss and felt relieved that the day was over.
As I left the office I tried to get around having to go through a crosswalk, and so stepped off the curb. A London black cab came up suddenly, so I jumped back onto the curb. And when I got onto the curb, I jumped up and down and laughed. I don't know why I did it, I just sprung like Tigger and giggled like a maniac. The cabbie slowed down by me, and I could see he was laughing.
'Don't worry, Love!'Â he said, grinning through his thick London accent. 'You're too cute, I wouldn't run you down!'Â I continued to laugh and hop around.
Made my day, mate, that one did.
I bought Halloween decorations over the weekend-we had two strands of what the English call 'fairy lights' delivered-fairy lights are basically what my people call 'Christmas lights'Â, only these are for Halloween so I reckon they're called..um'¦string Halloween lights. Or something. One strand had big smiling orange plastic pumpkins, and the other one has white mesh ghosts, with their mouths in a big surprised 'O'Â. I bought an enormous vampire to hang on our front door, a red monstrosity complete with bells attached to let you know the door has been opened.
And, of course, a Jack-o-lantern.
We'd gone into the shop on Sunday to get some goods for Angus' homemade Toad in the Hole (mine is veggie, and I love this meal so much I wonder if it makes me an honorary Englishman). As we wheeled the wonky cart in to the veggie section, there they were. Lining an entire shelf was a row of perfect orange pumpkins. I squealed and bounced around, and went running to them, looking at them closely. I reached for one and hugged it to me tightly. I walked to Angus.
'I talked to this one, and it wants to come home with us.'Â I said seriously. He grinned. I had asked the pumpkin, and it did want to come home with us-I look for wonky or different pumpkins, as I worry the wonky ones won't get adopted (you know that episode of Friends where Phoebe gets upset over the dead Christmas trees, and how they don't fulfill their Christmas destiny? Yeah. That's me.)
And now he sits on the front porch with his face lit up every night in an enormous smiley face.
My desk is littered with toys. A Magic 8 Ball, a frog that plays an annoyingly happy tune when you clap your hands. A stuffed turtle I bought in Egypt sits not far from a plastic Baba Papa. My Rosie the Riveter action figure is on my bookshelf and a Slinky rests near the keyboard. I'm desperate for a singing chicken alarm clock. Animated DVDs line the shelves and I am gearing up to watch Stewie-specific Family Guy (I just love you for it) and my Simpsons' Treehouse of Terror this week (I love the Halloween episodes). A stuffed G-Dog toy sits solemnly in our bedroom, wearing my pink French Connection hat.
The older I get, the more I like my toys.
And so I sit here on the train, my blue Sketcher sneakers taking up space on the crowded 7:17 to London.
It doesn't mean I am growing up. I am growing down, and maybe it just means I still want to have a laugh. Maybe I am so fucking stressed out and have too much work to do that any day now I will have reverted to thumb sucking and plaintive crying just to get someone to squeegee out my ear canals with that weird blue plastic bulb thing-y.
Although, as I was waiting to buy my ticket at the ticket counter the young dizzy thing in front of me was taking up way too much time trying to buy a simple ticket in London. I wanted to tell her that the businessmen? They lynch people that take up too much time in this line. It's a simple return to Waterloo, dearie, don't stress out. She took up five minutes asking questions about her transaction. The men behind me started to go into a killing rage. At the end of it, she grinned at the very nice ticket man we have at our station. 'Thanks! I was so worried I would miss my train, it's only my third day at college!'Â She flounced off, and I was left rolling my eyes and thinking: God. Young people. How aggravating.
I am, apparently, selectively growing down.
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