March 12, 2005
On Sunday February 27, Angus, Melissa and Jeff and I loaded up the bags and made the dash to Heathrow. It was a grey and dismal day in London with snow flurries making their way to the ground in loose shifts, taking turns settling on the windshield in suicidal waves.
The flight to LAX was uneventful-as usual I was the only one that didn't sleep as I simply can't sleep on airplanes. Luckily, Virgin Airlines have video on demand and a whole library of films, so I was continuously amused the entire ride. An amused Helen is a quiet Helen. But it was a long flight, made longer by the fact that we were in the very last two rows of the plane, and when we got to Los Angeles we were bone tired. The sun was setting (luckily we arrived just as the rains ended) although it wasn't as warm as we hoped it would be.
We collected our bags and our rental car (a strange Kia 4 Wheel Drive number. It was both cool (high up on the road) and not cool (a Kia). Quite a dichotomy, really.) and decided to drive as far as we could stay awake. We decided to head south and got on the roads to San Diego. As we left the airport I saw a huge towering American flag reflected in the glass pillars that mark the exit of LAX, and I wondered...does this mean I am home?
Or does it mean I just left it?
Angus drove for a while, until we determined we needed to stop for some caffeine and I had to stop for air-it seems car sickness is now no longer relegated to European roads, I have taken it global now. The Chevron's bushes saw me chucking my guts up, and when we started driving again I got behind the driver's seat and threw the speed limits to the wind. I had forgotten how hilly and nice the Californian countryside is-while I don't think California is a place that I would necessarily want to live in, I do think it's nice to visit. When we got as far as we thought we could make it without finding ourselves asleep behind the wheel, we stopped and found a hotel.
We had made it to Pacific Beach, just north of San Diego.
In the darkness of the evening we checked in, showered, and decided we had to try to stay awake a while longer. We walked around the streets of Pacific Beach. We hopped in to Taco Bell for a quick meal-their first visit to the Bell of the Taco and the impression was generally positive. When we got back to the hotel we crashed and were out within minutes of settling into the beds.
The next day dawned sunny but chilly. We walked around the beach and dipped our toes into the freezing water. To be honest, things weren't always easy-that saying "Two's company, three's a crowd" isn't always true. The real saying is "Three's company, four's a crowd, especially if you aren't really part of the family". I was not deliberately excluded, and I absolutely wasn't going to complain and I completely understood, but it did feel a bit lonely sometimes. It was our first holiday together, after all. Adjustments were needed all around.
We walked along part of a pier whose entrance was decked with a windchime shop, and I wanted to just stop there and make every bell ring, every ceramic sun sing. The sunlight was so welcoming, and the relief I felt at just being able to open my mouth and talk and not feel stupid for my flat vowels and for calling it a "gas station" was amazing.
But it wasn't home. And yet it was. And it wasn't.
We went shopping the rest of the day, visiting Old Navy, Sephora (Demeter's two fragrances "Rain" and "Laundromat" came home with me. No sign of "Paperback", but in the meantime I perversely love smelling like freshly laundered clothes), Skechers, a drugstore, and a few others. We went all out-after all, the pound is nearly 2:1 to the American dollar, so it was a sea of 50% off for us. My Visa card is still cooling off in the fridge.
That night we sat outside our hotel room and watched the sunset. People went jogging by on a beach path outside our room, and I noticed with a start-every last one of them was thin and athletic. They all looked like the UT Alumni I used to suffer from-chicks with bouncy scrunchied ponytails that wore baseball caps and had French manicures, the ones who drank Corona with a slice of lime and got on my very last nerve in college. The men all looked like the junior BMW model drivers, the ones who had golf shirts from Jamaica and had a beer opened on their keychain and secret tattoos on their butts.
I realized that, although I was currently only sampling the "I have a demon, watch me run" set, in general I hadn't yet seen an overweight person in San Diego. Is it not allowed or something? Do they check your weight when you drive up in a moving van, and if you tip the scales above a size 8 do you get allocated a seperate living area, one where the Double Stuffs come in the full-fat variety and where all of the dessert cakes get dumped off?
And my fellow Americans-what's up with all of this "low-carb no-carb" business I saw everywhere? What do people have against the spud? Did it do something bad while I was away? Has the potato gone all underground and evil since I moved countries, has it been silently killing people with a potassium-based cancer that tastes fantastic with a dab of ketchup? Is Atkins the only way to defeat this nemesis?
The nights were hard-jet-lag had us in its grip and the mornings dawned at about 4 am. It was strange sharing a room with all of us-one double bed of Angus and I and one double bed of Melissa and Jeff, but I thought it extremely cute that they both sleep like the dead and that Melissa talks all night, alternating between Swedish and English. The evenings were pleasant enough but I was ravaged by Kafka dreams of the Rooster and of my boss every night, dreams of humiliation and stress in a public arena. I would wake up filled with stress and dread about my work, and throughout the entire vacation I didn't once feel remotely good about work.
Something's gotta' change before my job kills me.
The next day was also sunny but cold, and we decided to hop the trolley to Tijuana-even though I spent nearly 8 years in Texas I had never once been over the border, so it was bordertown for us. We were shocked to find that Mexico is achieved simply by walking across what felt like a parking garage, and once we walked out of it we were in Mexico. As we swung out of said garage a very tall and skinny white guy looked at us with zoned out pupils.
"Go to the right." he said, looking spookily into my eyes. "It's a revolution to the right, man. A revolution." He strolled on back to the US of A, and the kids looked at me. I grinned.
"What say we go left?" I asked them, and they grinned back.
Tijuana was about what I expected-lots of people selling things and lots of police sirens screaming around the place. The endless calls to peruse shops or be photographed with hennaed donkeys got on our nerves quickly, so we found a tiny restaurant to have a Mexican meal in (and it was fucking fantastic!), bought a blanket and a tablecloth, and headed back. We debated buying some Cialis to use back home (fun for the grown-ups) but decided we likely wouldn't know what we were getting. I stopped at a tiny stall and bought a Kokopelli, a vision I hadn't seen since my grubby archaeology digs in university, and doesn't every house need a Kokopelli?
We crossed back over into the US, and spent the evening enjoying the TV. This show you have over there, Amazing Race? Oh yeah. I loved it. I would so be into that were I living over there (even though I don't even know who Rob and Amber are and yet we all wound up hating them too, and please-if you do watch it, can someone keep me informed about the really cool gay guys that we want to win?).
We laughed and talked and got ready for the flight the next day, the Hawaiian Airlines flight to Hawaii and to the main part of the holiday. My father would not be there-he had a change in priorities and a change in schedule, so I would not be seeing him. There was a lot coming, and so far I found that I had so many chiffon layers of quiet inside of me that I wasn't sure what would come out of the wrapping in the tropical sun.
-H.
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