June 28, 2005
Monaco was stunning.
Pretty fucking hot, but stunning.
It was apparent right after we landed that Angus and I are not cut from the same cloth as the people that party in Monaco. I have never seen so many Ferraris and Lambroghinis in my life. I have never seen so much Prada, Armani, and Bulgari in one area outside of a tax free shop.
This is just the harbor. What you can't see is the Lady Moura, the third largest privately owned boat in the world, with its own helicopter pad. This baby is owned by the accountant to the King of Saudi Arabia, who incidentally owns the world's largest private boat and his son has the second largest. Now, maybe it's me, but if I were a Queen and my accountant had the third largest boat in the world, I'd be smelling an audit, but then I am not a Queen (unless you count that one episode in college, but I am so denying that whole escapade).
This is the Grand Casino, and apparently the oldest casino in the world.
Angus and I went in and watched a while. I thought about playing a few rounds of roulette, but after I found out it cost €300 for just the privilege of sitting my little white ass on a roulette stool, I decided the slot machines were for us. We bet €10. We won €12, which we promptly lost. But we didn't care-we only lost €10, and that's about the cost of a lunch in most European countries, so we were ok about it.
The first day we were due to tour Old Town and see the tombs of the late Prince Albert and his wife, Princess Grace, but we were just too fucking tired. We begged off a tour and slept in. We had sex. We had a huge meal. We had more sex. We have pictures of that, too, but some things aren't meant for posting. We swam in the hotel's saltwater pool warmed to a temperature that made me fall madly in love with said pool. We drank too much Rose wine (because that's what one drinks while in Monaco, don't you know), and then attended a black tie dinner, with him looking stunning and me in that dress again.
The next day the tour had arranged for a series of vintage cars to take us to the medieval village of Eze and to the seaside town of Villefranche.
Who could resist the chance to ride in a large American chopper, imported all this way and celebrated?
In the end, we started off the tour with this car, a 1962 Excalibur.
I chose it because it looked like a cartoon. I felt like Cruella DeVille. Tourists and tour buses took photos of us riding in it, and I felt like waving and saying: Why yes! We work in telecom!
Eze is a fantastic Medieval town snuggled high on the cliffs of the French Riviera. It is stunning, tiny, and full of nooks and crannies that just beg exploration.
It didn't get much more perfectly French than that.
And of course the views over the harbor were amazing. All I could think of was how luscious that water would feel over my skin, how tantalizing it is to swim out in the hot fresh sea.
Of course, the boy turns me on, too. It helps.
We took this little number back to the hotel, a 1969 Buick Skylark that just screamed Starsky and Hutch. It was fantastic, but it didn't help that it was black leather interior that had been open to the sun all afternoon. My ass DNA is still all over that backseat I think.
Even though we were told that all our expenses-bar gambling expenses-would be covered, we didn't milk the company. We could have had helicopter tours, bathed in champagne, or hired yachts, but Angus and I just felt like relaxing and being together. Monaco was beautiful and amazing, but it was a whole world away from us. I'm a Gap and FCUK kind of girl, not a Chanel chick. Not even if I had the money to be otherwise.
I mean, how else could I go without knickers as often as I do if I had paid £5000 for a dress?
-H.
PS-My secret for the day:
When Kim and I went to Venice, he bought a gold ring to have blessed in a church there. He slid it on my finger and told me that spiritually, we were married. After we'd parted and when I was in Bali, I realized that I couldn't have this ring on my finger anymore. I took it off and, running to the ocean, I winged it into the sea as far as I could. This set a precedent for me-now when I leave someone, I throw their jewelry into the water. And now when I am daydreaming, I sometimes pretend that Kim walks in the room and tells me he's sorry, that he never really died, and that he wants me back. In my daydream, I always tell him that I love him and I'm glad he's alive, and then I walk out the door and never see him again.
I'm not sure what this daydream means.
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