December 07, 2006
I woke in the dark to get showered and dressed. I left in the dark to get to the train station to catch a hideously early train into London. The weather was perfectly miserable-driving rain, gale force winds, and everything-regardless of umbrellas, rain jackets, hats-got soaked. The ticket machines weren't working (due to rain). The trains were late (due to rain). The staff was surly (due to simply being Network rail staff).
My mood was excellent, despite it all.
The train-when it finally arrives-is packed and I luckily get a seat. I sit down and pull out my PSP to watch my usual (going on number 30-something I think). The rain keeps driving and the whistling wind batters the train. Inside, I am one of many commuters, all of us with minds whirring full of sugar plums Excel spreadsheets and Microsoft Project plans.
When we get to London I get my usual bagel and my usual venti nonft gingerbread latte. I grab a free Metro. I get the umbrella ready. Then I put the umbrella back and figure-Fuck it. I have a hat. My hair is uncontrollable anyway. Let's just go with it.
I walk across Waterloo Bridge grinning and eating a bagel.
There's worse that could be.
In the office I find a hot desk and set myself up.
Work is contentious-I am in a power battle with another chap. He wants control of my new project, I have control of my new project. Things get escalated to people with CEO in their title (our company has several of them as it has several branches of business). Said people come out of the woodwork and support me-they support me, crazy intrepid me.
My mood is still good.
My laptop is in a sorry shape, my email inbox a fucking disaster area. In a week when I officially start my new job I can just archive all the mails and start fresh. My phone batteries are both nearly dead and my Blackberry has gone on the fritz.
I quietly hum Christmas carols under my breath.
I make my way up to North London to meet with my therapist. We are making leaps and bounds lately, the key that turned some time ago has actually done some good. These days I feel more inside of myself than I ever have before. My therapist says this is why things feel so much to me-I haven't felt them before, so my view is as though I'm new.
I guess I am.
I have more meetings, all of them stressful. I have CEOs still calling me. I watch the PSP and take deep breaths and don't let it get to me.
I walk across Waterloo Bridge and marvel at the Christmas lights. I breathe in the cold night air and curl my hand tighter around my Christmas present purchases. I ride the train home.
Thursday morning my mood was still good, despite getting very little sleep. Angus dashes off to a full-day meeting and I work from home. I pour coffee and add my gingerbread syrup. After sipping it and finding it tastes like a spicy, warming cup of ass, I pour it out, smile, and pour myself another.
The emails start coming in and are contentious as all get out. I take a deep breath, remain firm, start up iTunes and click on the Christmas music, and vow that my holidays will be about family and healing. I look out the window and see our garbage bin has been left behind by the bin men.
Our garbage bin, which is currently filled with trash and the rotting moldy carcass of a Thanksgiving turkey, masquerading as a science experiment.
I feel slightly rankled.
I try not to let it bother me.
A CEO calls and tells me I have to travel to Upper Buttfuck tomorrow for an afternoon meeting. That's a nearly 9 hour journey for 3 hours. I sweetly ask out of it but am firmly told it's "best for my career". I try to tell the chap I don't have a career, but am left at the end of the phone with the sinking horror that I'm off to Upper Buttfuck, and nothing good ever comes out of going to Upper Buttfuck. I sigh and go with Gorby to take the compost out-a jaunt through the garden with a spiky happy pup will do me good. I grab the compost bucket and some shoes and we walk out.
And I see, edged around the horrible fish pond, is the corpse of a fox.
OH MY GOD.
THERE'S A DEAD FOX IN MY GARDEN.
At this point the Candy Cane colored veneer I've been living under cracks. I have been living in some kind of Elf-induced tranquilization. The carefully removed stress I've been feeling for the past two days hits like a freight train and my eye muscle madly twitches like Pamela Anderson on a Friday Fight Night.
THERE'S A DEAD FOX IN MY GARDEN.
Cue hysteria.
When I finally get it together, I pack the fox up in two plastic bags, all the while apologizing-I feel foxes are beautiful glorious animals (despite how mean they are to the local farmer's ducks. The same farmer whom, I assume, poisoned the little guy so that he could come here to die in my garden.) Also? I'm freaked out that it will come to life and rip my hands off, so as I'm scooping him up with a shovel and Glad Bags, I'm in hysterics: "I'm sorry! You're so lovely! I'm sorry! DON'T KILL ME! I'm sorry!"
Yeah. The calm and easygoing mindset I had died with the shiny red fox.
THERE WAS A DEAD FOX IN MY GARDEN.
Still, weirdly I'm in an OK mood.
I really need to get my hormones balanced.
The air is sweet and fragrant, and none may pass without my permission!
Christ.
-H
Yeah. I wasn't joking about the fox. I had the camera with me and felt so awful about it, I wanted to see if taking a picture and sending it to the farmer would affect him. Then I realized: It really wouldn't.
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