Jumpy today, so abbreviated again. I had an idea for a post but then work cut in and I got fucked off and I took it out on a tree and the day has sapped me of my will to live, so it'll cool until Monday. Enjoy my synapses with me?

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I saw Casino Royale. Now, when they first unveiled Daniel Craig a year ago, I'd thought: Eh. What a pussy. Then my movie mate and I saw the film.

Jesus Christ on a muffin.

The new Bond is masturbation material in a very big way. The new Bond is hot, agile, and manly. The new Bond got into a shower in his tux and hugged a crying woman, not minding that she was in the shower in her dress, and he even turned the water on hotter and not once did he say: God, what the hell is wrong with you, why the fuck are you in the shower in your dress?

He's a keeper.

Yes, I know he's fiction.

Still hot though.

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You know this picture? The one where I'm getting ready in a hotel bathroom?

That hotel I stayed in while applying curlers to make me look like Cindy Brady?

Yeah.

It was this hotel.

I'm wondering if I'll glow in the dark soon.

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I have now watched Elf a total of 22 times, and it's not stopping yet.

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You know what? It's December 1. It's time to rock.

You didn't think he'd escape it, did you?

-H.

PS-sorry for the extreme suckage as of late.

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1 There's been suckage?

Posted by: Jen at December 01, 2006 02:41 PM (wmUEt)

2 I agree with Jen. The suckage is in your head. Even when you're down, your insightfulness is amazing. I dvr'd Elf this week. I'll be watching it for the first time this weekend.

Posted by: amy t. at December 01, 2006 04:16 PM (3dOTd)

3 I agree with you about the new Bond. I saw the movie over Thanksgiving weekend with my die-hard Bond fan husband -- even though I vowed I would never see another Bond movie after that last one, which stunk to high heaven. I thought it was great. (Helps to have low expectations, don't it?) And Daniel Craig was yummy. He's no pretty boy, just a real man's man. How troubling is it that one of the things I thought was sexiest about him was how disdainful he seemed of women?

Posted by: Emily at December 01, 2006 04:32 PM (b0AML)

4 There's no suckage when you're talking about Elf. I think the reason I love this movie so much is because there are so many opportunities to be able to quote it. Not since Sixteen Candles or Ferris Bueller's Day Off have I had so many funny things to say, without having to actually come up with them myself. I cannot hear someone say thank you without repeating "thank you, thank you, thank you" in the Elf 'amazed that someone is giving him something' voice. I think my family is very weary of me. I know my husband is reallll burned out because I keep adding "snuggle" to all our to-do lists. Seriously, there's no suckage. I take it back, there's much suckage because your posts are far too short lately. It's like having someone kiss you and grab your boob and just when it feels good, they walk away. You're a blog-tease!

Posted by: Lindsay at December 01, 2006 05:34 PM (ktwyJ)

5 Suckage? Thou? I think most assuredly not.

Posted by: phyiscs geek at December 01, 2006 06:19 PM (KqeHJ)

6 Well, at least you can say that you were a part of international intrigue! I'm sure you won't glow. Anyways, polonium is only dangerous when ingested. I promise.

Posted by: Dani at December 01, 2006 06:56 PM (XyUh3)

7 i agree, the new Bond is most excellent. and the shower scene was very nice... all the way up until the part where he started sucking on her fingers, and then i was all wtf?? i've only watched Elf once so far. i need to catch up!

Posted by: geeky at December 01, 2006 08:19 PM (0NLnD)

8 No suckage here. But between the chopped down tree and the "wire hangars" picture you're really starting to creep me out. All that's missing is the face cream and the "DON'T FUCK WITH ME FELLAS!" tag. And think of the glow in the dark as just making it easier for Angus to find you under the covers at 2 am. Not too sure I want to watch the Bond movie after hearing about the, ahem, male torture scene...

Posted by: diamond dave at December 01, 2006 09:42 PM (eAC/x)

9 A blond Bond at first seemed like a bad idea to me, but then I saw a preview and he had his shirt off and all bets were off. I really am that shallow. I've loved your recent posts, short or long, absolutely no suckage whatsoever.

Posted by: Donna at December 02, 2006 02:00 AM (Aanzg)

10 Gorby is adorable as always in that hat. Your own little canine elf?

Posted by: caltechgirl at December 03, 2006 01:49 AM (r0kgl)

11 Oh, Gorby is cuuuuuuute! :-)

Posted by: Richmond at December 03, 2006 04:00 AM (e8QFP)

12 Your suckage is another blogger's blogitzer prize winning material, girlie. Elf rules. Will Ferrell for President!

Posted by: Jennier at December 03, 2006 05:59 PM (RlFqM)

13 From the bbc story: "There is a theoretical risk that anyone who came into contact with the urine, faeces, and possibly even sweat, of Mr Litvinenko could ingest a small amount of polonium-210" Seems as though you are in the clear.. Right??? (joking)

Posted by: Brian at December 03, 2006 06:52 PM (vLZvJ)

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