August 27, 2007
But I have found a new "no-no": Pregnant women shouldn't be allowed to sell shit on ebay.
We have one ebay account, which is Angus', but which we share. Last week I listed a load of stuff to get rid of-Buffy DVDs, the entire collection of Sex and the City on DVD (which was a good move, as Kim Cattrall was on TV the other night and it sparked a lot of interest in my DVDs), Gorby's old dog kennel, all my hockey stuff, and my old scuba kit, among a load of other things. My hockey career, she is over. And as for scuba, well - I find it a hassle to bring my own kit with me when I go on holiday. I'd rather just rent locally.
I find ebay to be both cool and a pain in the ass. As I'd never sold anything on ebay before, I had no idea the sheer and total amount of muppetry available online. I had some of the most ridiculous questions from sellers that I had ever seen in my life. One chap asked me about my hockey goalie stuff - he asked "would I be prepared to drive 2 hours and meet him halfway, as he has a very fuel inefficient car and doesn't want to pay for petrol". His log-in was something like "Gearhead69", which implies both "car dork" and "I'd love to have lots of sex but no one will fuck me so I stare at my poster of the red Corvette hanging over my bed and masturbate a lot." I told him no, sorry, I won't meet him halfway, and Angus had to physically restrain me from replying in depth about the damage his car is doing to the environment.
In the end, despite massive interest in my hockey goalie gear, it only sold for £50, when I paid well over $1500 for it (and it even had an actual pair of goalie pants used by the Hartford Whalers but I didn't have any certificates of authenticity regarding that). England isn't big on ice hockey, and I couldn't realistically send the kit to the States to sell, as it's one seriously heavy bag. I'd refused a number of buy-it-now offers, too, and am kicking myself, but at least it's all going out the door now. It's for the best. Space in this house is at an absolute premium, a massive 40 pound hockey bag full of equipment I haven't used in 8 years is a bit of a luxury.
The good news is, I made £300 on things I had purchased years and years ago.
The bad news is, the PayPal email address I had in all of the ads was missing the "m" off the end of ".com". So people were sending in payment to an email address that didn't exist. So I emailed my buyers asking them to, if they hadn't already paid, please use the email address using ".com", and many apologies for the inconvenience.
Then we test sent money to the wrong address and saw that PayPal would give you the option of cancelling the payment, as it registered that the email address supplied wasn't real. And so I had to email each and every one of them again with huge apologies, asking them to cancel their payment and please re-direct it to the email with the ".com" on the end. And then I realized that I had cut and pasted one reply to one buyer and sent it to all of my buyers, and what I had done was officially instruct all the buyers to send money for their hockey equipment to the ".com" address, even if they were the ones who'd bought DVDs.
I was apoplectic with rage at this point.
"I can't email them again," I tell Angus. "They're going to think I'm stalking them."
"No, they'll just assume you've been drinking," he replied sagely. "But you have to email them as it'll be confusing if they haven't bought hockey gear off you."
So off I go, emailing my buyers for the 3rd time in ten minutes, apologizing again and swearing I'm not stalking them and/or drunk, but I had just cut and pasted.
12 hours later, most of the buyers bar one are sorted out now, and I'm bracing myself for the bad feedback on my incredible incompetence.
We are meeting up with one buyer this morning to pass off Gorby's old dog kennel. It's much too large to post, and so we requested buyer collect. I was talking to Angus about it this morning.
"We need to meet her about 5 miles away, she doesn't know our area," I tell him over coffee.
"How do you know it's a her?" he asks.
"The person wrote that they want to use the kennel to hold their 10 cats when they move house next week. How many blokes do you know with 10 cats?" I ask.
He concedes it's a fair point.
Angus cleaned out the garage this weekend and has a whole raft of tools to go on ebay today. I found a few more things in the garage this weekend to sell (also found this weekend? My diploma! In a box I looked in! Because I am a buttmonkey and cannot find my ass these days!) but I'm going to let him do it.
I clearly shouldn't be around ebay just now.
And about the name game - it was suggested by someone in a previous post (I can't find who it was! Like I couldn't find my diploma! So surely I'll find out who it was while looking in a box full of old photos and boxes of Crayola Millenium Crayons!) that since the babies' names on the blog will not be their real names, why not let you help choose the names?
OK then.
So go for it.
Angus and I thought it was a good idea. So if you want to suggest a girl's name and a boy's name in the comments, we'll round up a list of 20 or so names from the suggestions (we are rounding up the list to 20 or so names from the pool in case there are some suggestions of names that are actually on our top ten list or are names of people we actually know or work with in real life, because I don't want to get Googled, but otherwise have at it) and let people vote on them later this week. If you're feeling a bit shy, you can also email me, by clicking the "contact" link at the top of the page. The highest vote names for the boy and girl will then be the names we use on the blog for them (which again will not be their real names, but will be the names used for the rest of their bloggy lives).
Suggestions being compiled now.
It's your chance to name the Lemonheads.
If you want, that is.
And...action.
-H.
UPDATE - Based on some comments and emails I've gotten, I think there's some confusion, likely due to the fact that I'm not at all clear these days (see the above ebay story for proof). The name suggestions for the babies are only for my website. As I've said, I won't be blogging the babies' real names, but I need fake names for them to use on this site. The babies' real names are something that Angus and I are already at work on, and we're not discussing the list with anyone apart from Melissa and Jeff. But both Helen and Angus are not our real names, just pseudonyms I use for this website to protect our identity. I need two pseudonyms for the babies, too, to keep them anonymous, so what our real last names are isn't really important, since the names I'll use on the blog won't be their real names. So say, for example, we've already picked out the name "Jan" to name our daughter in real life, that "Jan" is what is going on her birth certificate and everything. While "Jan" may be what her name is in life, on this blog I couldn't call her "Jan" since I won't blog their real names-but we can't figure out what name to use instead of "Jan" for the blog. That's what I'm asking help for, since Angus and I can't think of any "not real" names that the babies will be called from here on out on this blog, and since I imagine I'll be talking about babies in the future, they're going to need some names I can use here.
Make sense, or did I fuck this up even more?
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