March 09, 2007
Lemme' explain.
******************************************
Angus had to go in to the office in London, while I got to work from home yesterday. Not only did he have to be there all day, but his pc is sick and visiting the PC doctor, so he was feeling restless. I, in the meantime, was parked on the couch with my laptop, surfing travel pages and options and trying to put the holiday together. My mobile rings.
It's Angus. "Have you checked Opodo.co.uk too?"
"I'll check them too."
"OK, bye!"
A short while later, the mobile rings. "What about Jamaica?"
"I'll add it to the search list."
"OK, bye!"
And still later, it's him again "Can you check on Cape Town? You know-just in case?"
"OK HONEY." I say through clenched teeth.
When he gets home it continues. We're still surfing pages trying to get everything to work.
"What if we check Traveljungle.com?" he asks.
"I did, but you have to have a US credit card to buy from them," I reply.
"Check it again, just in case."
Grr.
Then he takes a long phone call from his Mum, my head starts pounding, and I close it all down for bed.
When it comes to travel, I stress just as much as I do for trains. I like my shit to be prepared. I like every detail done, underlined, and crossed off. I don't like to linger for days before booking something, I'll put some hours into it and then I want an answer. I like my seats assigned, my cars hired, and my hotels putting chocolates on my pillow before I leave the house. I'm sure I'm not easy to deal with when I get like that, but I like my travel plans to be tight.
That's just how I roll.
The boy, on the other hand, takes his time before booking. Even this morning, he was still checking options-"What if we just book all our tickets as singles, and try to put them all together that way?"
No.
More.
Motherfucking.
Options.
OH MY GOD. Just...OH MY GOD. Let's just get on with this, I will pay £50 more if I have to right now, just let's book something!
We have at least gotten the major part of our travel booked, the London to Miami portion (with a layover in Montreal, because it saved us several hundred pounds and a few frayed tempers.) As of this morning I was lined up to book the Key West and Bahamas portions of the trip, but a monkey wrench has been thrown into that and now it looks like the Bahamas has been replaced by Jamaica.
I'll tell you what, though-this will have to be booked by tonight or my head will pop clean off.
(And ok-I'm actually very excited about the whole thing, so it's really fine.)
******************************************
We've been trying to alternate certain housechores, because we've been set in our ways for a while. As such, I've been the general Animal Caretaker. While we both take turns walking Gorby, the cats are almost completely taken care of by me in terms of feeding and litter changing. So Angus has agreed it's his turn to change the litter.
We agreed this a week ago.
Nothing has happened.
I have reminded him four times now. Maggie sits angrily in the hallway-Dude. Seriously, what the fuck? Do you hate me now? Do you not understand how delicate I am? What about my needs?
Last night Angus was brushing his teeth. I picked up Maggie and walked up to him.
"Hello Maggie," he said through his mouthful of toothpaste. "How are you?"
"I'd be better, Dad," she said in a voice astoundingly like my own, "if you'd change my goddamn cat box."
He nods. "Remind me in the morning."
This morning he's looking out the window. "Should I go to the gym now or go into London to get my pc?"
I rub my chin. "Hmmmm....oooh I know! You can change the cat litter! That'd be a good idea!"
He looks at me with daggers.
I swear I'm going to win this one.
Or rather, the cats will.
******************************************
Angus got a new toy. This new toy is designed to help you understand your home's energy consumption in terms of cost, energy generation, and carbon footprint. This has become his hot topic here, the carbon footprint. The only thing we really blow our footprint on is flights, and we're going to do one of those deals where you contribute to environmental sites based on the footprint you use up.
Anyway, this device. It arrived yesterday and he's been working it ever since. It was very popular with me, as I had a headache, was plowing through holiday websites, and felt very cranky in general last night, and there he was fiddling with this infernal thing which wouldn't. Stop. Beeping.
Refresh webpage with new options.
Beep beep beep beep beep. "Oh my God!" he exclaims. "We're using 500 watts of electricity right now! What can we turn off?"
Oh, I dunno. That infernal machine you're playing with?
This continued all night. The machine went into every room with him as he turned things off and on to see readings and levels. When we went to bed he had the machine next to him. He turned the light on a number of times just to check what the reading was, up until the point where I lost my temper with him.
Love the man, hate the gadgets.
Then he made love to me, which I really needed. We haven't had the easiest of times recently, and while it's true that sometimes you just need a shag and sometimes you need a fuck, other times you really need the romance.
I got the romance.
Then the light went on so he could check his machine. "Since you're getting up anyway to go to to the toilet, I might as well check the reading."
Ah. True love.
"Don't turn the light on in the bathroom when you go!" he called to me, as I went to do the usual post-coital draining. "I want to monitor the meter!"
I fucking love this guy.
We may need some counselling.
Maybe they'll let us dress up like inflatable Sumo wrestlers and bounce around wrestling each other.
-H.
UPDATED-Cat boxes are cleaned. Maggie back on speaking terms with us. True love abounds.
Posted by: Everydaystranger at
11:38 AM
| Comments (15)
| Add Comment
Post contains 1152 words, total size 7 kb.
Posted by: ilyka at March 09, 2007 01:20 PM (l/ZiE)
Posted by: Minawolf at March 09, 2007 01:24 PM (svbR5)
Posted by: amelia at March 09, 2007 03:04 PM (tZQUq)
Posted by: Teresa at March 09, 2007 03:07 PM (EA2aZ)
Posted by: felicity at March 09, 2007 03:34 PM (htE+1)
Posted by: Solomon at March 09, 2007 03:51 PM (al5Ou)
Posted by: kenju at March 09, 2007 04:24 PM (L8e9z)
Posted by: sue at March 09, 2007 04:55 PM (WbfZD)
Posted by: Michele at March 09, 2007 05:12 PM (5VGFA)
Posted by: Amber (the other one) at March 09, 2007 06:26 PM (zQE5D)
Posted by: diamond dave at March 09, 2007 10:04 PM (jofqp)
Posted by: maolcolm at March 09, 2007 11:58 PM (Up5J4)
Posted by: Amanda at March 10, 2007 04:16 PM (SPqjD)
Posted by: stellalafayette at March 10, 2007 04:53 PM (lxjiv)
Posted by: Dan at March 12, 2007 09:05 AM (I04u+)
35 queries taking 0.0559 seconds, 139 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.