"I dreamt that we were at a water park and one of the slides we went down went at 4G!"

"That's impossible, Helen. You can't have a downward force of 4G."

"You can in my water park."

My cow clock goes off.

"I love that clock," he says sarcastically.

"I know! I love it too!" I squeal.

We lay there, cuddling.

"I'll give you a blow job if you'll walk the dog this morning."

"OK. When?"

"After my visit to my mental health professional."

"Deal!"

Never let it be said that I'm not willing to pay for my services.

-H.

PS-My website is slow to load because my sidebar is screwed up, but I'm hopeless at this kind of thing and can't figure out how to fix it. Also, I'm sorry for the lack of posting/abbreviated posting. There's a whole lot going on in our house, which I'll explain on Monday or Tuesday. Until then, thanks for being here.

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1 Dude, this conversation totally could have happened at our house. I'm telling you, those things are worth more than gold. Last weekend my husband bribed me with a trip to the bookstore. I'm so cheap. Of course, now everytime I read The Count of Monte Cristo, I'm thinking about how I "earned" that book, lol.

Posted by: Lindsay at April 27, 2007 12:58 PM (mHNC3)

2 Behold the power of the blow job!

Posted by: Teresa at April 27, 2007 02:36 PM (BJJyp)

3 It is nice to know you've learned the secret way to a man's heart... err... or something. We'll be waiting for explainations next week. btw: things loaded much faster today, for me at least.

Posted by: sue at April 27, 2007 02:57 PM (WbfZD)

4 I think I am going to have to start using blow jobs as leverage when it comes to household chores! Why didn't I think of this earlier?! Starting a list in my head of all of the things that he doesn't do that I wished he did. *hug* Because, well, Monday is just too friggen far away sometimes. This loaded up much much faster today.

Posted by: Michele at April 27, 2007 03:13 PM (fcaMV)

5 I'm always here. I love to see what's going on and how you are doing. I used a blowjob as leverage the other day. I didn't feel like driving him home, so I asked "If I blow you, will you walk home?" and of course he didn't say no.

Posted by: Theresa at April 27, 2007 06:52 PM (x1Vbp)

6 You're welcome.

Posted by: kenju at April 27, 2007 07:54 PM (DBvE5)

7 Knowing your strengths is a good thing in the process of negotiation. I love the photo, but I'm not a flicker*er so I can't comment there. I wish you could see the beauty that you truly are.

Posted by: sophie at April 27, 2007 11:10 PM (1HOa8)

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