Hungover.
IBS malfunctions mean I can't decide if I'm coming of going (and not the good, romantic, roll-around-on-the-bed kind of coming).
Desquamation of my skin rampant.
Period started and I have a pimple very prominently on my forehead, proving that you're never too old to suffer the adolescence you never wanted anyway.
Off to deal with the vapid horror that is my job. I'll be standing in a test lab making rocket tests all day long, or at least that's what I'll be doing when I am not in conference calls or dealing with 300 lines of Microsoft Project.
So no blogging from me today as I go forth and try to establish what I want to be when I grow up.
Suggestions welcome.
Or you can tell me what you're going to be when you grow, and maybe I'll just steal your idea instead.
-H.
Posted by: Mia at April 21, 2005 09:35 AM (RWIPv)
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I want to be a female blogger working on an important project in a major British company.
Otherwise what Mia said.
Posted by: Simon at April 21, 2005 10:28 AM (OyeEA)
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I´m going to be green.
Posted by: Miguel at April 21, 2005 10:42 AM (SQqv7)
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A FIREMAN!!! or a traindriving astronaut?
Or how about the most honest, funniest femaie blogger out there ... nope you've already done that one
Posted by: Rob at April 21, 2005 11:00 AM (kXZI6)
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I just want to be better organized. Not so much to ask, really.
Posted by: RP at April 21, 2005 01:08 PM (LlPKh)
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I'm never going to grow up.
But I have somehow managed to grow out...
Posted by: ~Easy at April 21, 2005 01:13 PM (npJc/)
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Just wanted to say Hi....
Posted by: Kyle at April 21, 2005 01:16 PM (blNMI)
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I want to be a tomato.
It's a tough one, but I'm working on it.
AxXx
Posted by: Lemurgirl at April 21, 2005 01:29 PM (ZZQbd)
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I believe that you'd make a fantastic stripper, but i guess that this wouldn't work if you actually grow up...Never seen your body but you seem just perfectly f*@ked in the head enough to be great. Happy to be able to comment again...by the way, even Alice woke up.
Posted by: AnonymousKyle at April 21, 2005 01:37 PM (blNMI)
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I'm going to be "that crazy cat lady" when I grow up.
Atleast, that's what my friends keep telling me. Works for me!
Posted by: Erin at April 21, 2005 01:44 PM (BuifH)
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I'm w/~Easy - I refuse to grow up.
Posted by: Clancy at April 21, 2005 02:09 PM (JxYJc)
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I want to be independantly wealthy and have a wonderful boy just like you!
Posted by: Jennifer at April 21, 2005 02:12 PM (F8TUc)
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Oh the pressure! Do I really have to someday?
Posted by: justme at April 21, 2005 02:26 PM (ofeHZ)
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You mean you want to grow up to be a dirty old man?
Posted by: bigdocmcd at April 21, 2005 05:33 PM (HZ6o7)
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1) A good mom
2) Independantly wealthy
3) Multiorgasmic
4) Healthier
5) Part of the solution
6) Still a FOH (Fan of Helen)!
Posted by: Elizabeth at April 21, 2005 05:43 PM (VrM/9)
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I don't want to grow up either, but if I do, I want to be a jazz singer (nevermind I can't sing worth a darn). Maybe that should be the goal for my next life?!
Just wait until you have gray hair and pop out a pimple. It happens; isn't supposed to, but it happens.
Posted by: kenju at April 21, 2005 07:12 PM (Z0YaI)
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I'm sick and tired of growing up.
I want to go back to kindergarten, where I can take naps all day, have milk and cookies, and no responsibility whatsoever. Let my parents make all the decisions!
Waaaaahhhhh!
Posted by: diamond dave at April 21, 2005 10:06 PM (406FR)
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I'm with Diamond Dave - it would be easier if things were like they are on 'Ork' (remember 'Mork from Ork' on "Mork and Mindy"?). You get born old and get younger and younger 'til finally you disappear.
Now THAT would be neat!
Posted by: flikka at April 21, 2005 11:44 PM (puvdD)
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I don't wanna grow up - I'm a Toys R Us kid ...
Sorry I can't offer any suggestions. The only advice that I've really listened to was said my Kathie Lee Gifford - and I don't think any one should take advice from her. But she said that her father told her to figure out what she loved to do and then figure out a way to get paid for it.
I've found one but not the other since you don't get monetary compensation for being a stay at home mom.
*hug* Reading your posts about work stress me out .. I can't imagine the amount of acid that's boiling up in your stomach.
Hopefully there is a god out there that will make sure that there's no cell phone coverage in Monaco. Or you could do like one of those Corona commercials and toss the cell phone in the sea.
Posted by: Michele at April 22, 2005 03:20 AM (6oLGL)
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You guys are so cute.
Miguel-it's not easy being green.
Simon-you and I both know that you'd just sit around playing with yourself.
Posted by: Helen at April 22, 2005 08:39 AM (Oxw5k)
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Hmmm... I know when I was little I went from things like a librarian to president of the USA. Surprisingly enough, there were even people who said they'd vote for me. Please bear in mind that I was 11.
Now I've done 3,5 years of a technical computer course, have dropped out, am now studying to be an English teacher. Yay! Iwonder how long taht will last, before I pick up another profession?
Good luck, anyway.... and why do youhave to choose? do them all!
Posted by: Hannah at April 22, 2005 10:05 AM (zr6mn)
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Growing up is overrated. I plan on not doing it. :-)
Posted by: Jennifer at April 22, 2005 09:47 PM (jl9h0)
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I want to be a philanthropist when I grow up.
Posted by: Calla at April 24, 2005 05:43 PM (jpOM0)
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